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|Season||Episodes||Premiere Date||End Date|
|Pilot||2||May 14, 2008||May 21, 2008|
|Season 1||10||Feb. 8, 2009||Apr. 5, 2009|
|Season 2||12||Dec. 6, 2009||Feb. 24, 2010|
|Season 3||60||Jan. 24, 2012||Feb. 5, 2013|
|Season||Episodes||Premiere Date||End Date|
|Season 4||18||Mar. 2, 2013||TBA|
The pilot episodes were directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon.
The first two episodes are visually distinct from the rest of the series, as they were originally intended to be the only episodes. They both open with the words of the disclaimer displayed in white font on black background, while the voice-over reads:
"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book):
"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
(note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City" font; the rest are only heard) "Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity."
"The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."
"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. The story is interspersed with expert testimony from physicians and scientists about the science of the death (what happens to the body, etc). The story ends with another comic screenshot, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death is typed over the image in red "Sin City" font. This pans right to trivia about a similar incident or related scientific fact, usually less than 30 seconds long, which is depicted entirely in comic formatting. The process repeats with the second story, which then cuts directly to commercial after the trivia. The third and fourth stories also follow this format. The fifth story follows suit, but instead goes directly to commercial after the trivia bit. The sixth story is also depicted, and then cuts to the real-life story segment, which does not employ the comic face. When the real-life story ends, the credits roll in red and yellow comic font on black/white-flecked background. The second episode mimics the first, except that the first and second stories are so long on their own that they go straight to commercial after their related trivia. The third and fourth stories follow the prior pattern, only without the trivia bits; the fifth story then leads into the real-life story, both without trivia.
Episode 1: Life Will Kill YouEdit
Originally aired May 14, 2008.
|208||Semi-cide||A man is split in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs were accidentally sent to separate hospitals.|
|422||Constriction Accident||A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand and dies from crush asphyxia.|
|092||Fang Banged||A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he dodges, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.|
|832||Lesbocution||A woman recently dumped by her boyfriend decides to go home with her female best friend to have sex with her. During the walk home, she takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and electrocutes herself when she touches the metal traffic light pole.|
|125||Love Bugged||A reclusive amateur entomologist and herpetologist dies from a Black Widow bite in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom.|
|640||Tumble Die||A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and is scalded and tumbled to death from hyperthermia.|
Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy DeathsEdit
Originally aired May 21, 2008.
|293||Freeze Died||A man is deliberately locked in a meat freezer for getting his mob-connected employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant and dies of hypothermia.|
|713||Dive Bombed||A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. At 12,000 ft, they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash.|
|091||De-Coffinated||A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Believed to be dead, the poisoned brother is buried alive, and his corpse is later found by grave robbers.|
|606||Wet Dream||A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. The suit is so constricting, however, that he cannot get into the water fast enough, and he perishes from heat exhaustion.|
|112||Fur Burger||In the 2nd century, one method of execution was wrapping the victim in freshly-killed animal skins, tying him to a tree, and leaving him to be pecked to death by vultures.|
Season 1 Edit
Shot months after the pilot, the first full season is executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. Season One was written and directed by Tom McMahon. The episodes in Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to The Pilot. The "comic-book" styling is completely gone, as are the trivia bits between segments. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads:
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (the word "DIE" echoes ominously).
The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated):
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The stories are played out as in Season One, but end as they began, with a different screenshot of the "victim" (this time, they are usually dead), again framed in grainy film art, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death typed over the image in yellow "Sin City" font. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This is usually repeated twice. After the last commercial break, the real-life story is shown, followed immediately by the end credits, which appear as white spray-painted bold letters on a grainy film background, backed by heavy metal music.
Episode 3: Unforced ErrorsEdit
Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.
|064||Habeas Corpse||May 1, 1998||Law Office, Los Angeles, California||A lawyer's prank turns deadly when he smashes through a window on the 40th floor of his office building, trying to demonstrate its unbreakability to a co-worker. (Based on the death of Garry Hoy).|
|288||Chippin' Dale||Aug. 11, 2003||Sonoran Desert, Yuma, Arizona||A man clearing brush gets his foot caught in a wood chipper trying to clear a jam and his entire body was shredded to death and blood spatters all over the ground and the witness.|
|226||Gasketballed||Nov. 21, 1993||Ball State College, Kenosha, Wisconsin||A young couple in college climb into a giant helium-filled basketball and suffocate due to lack of oxygen when they can't get out.|
|199||Me So Hornet||Sep. 27, 1992||Boone Residence, Lubbock, Texas||Trying to impress his hot wife, a man shoots a hornet's nest with a paintball gun in an effort to remove it from a tree. The hornets attack him, and he dies from anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.|
|952||Dumbrella||Jan. 13, 2007||Wood's Carnival, Barnegat, New Jersey||A sword swallower on the skids takes a bet to swallow an umbrella, only to accidentally hit the release button and cause it to lodge in his esophagus, closing off his trachea, killing him.|
|674||Killdo||Jan. 31, 2004||Jennifer's Pad, Roanoke, Virginia||A nymphomaniac uses a peeled carrot as a dildo. A sharp edge on the carrot tears her vaginal wall, and the motion of masturbation forces air into the laceration, causing an air embolism in her bloodstream to rush to her heart, where it becomes lodged, blocking blood flow and killing her.|
Episode 4: Death Over EasyEdit
Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.
|316||Butt F***ed||Dec. 21, 1978||Mercy Care, Mobile, Alabama||A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to the hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd degree burns. Three weeks without a cigarette later, he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights up, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp, and at the bottom, his oxygen tank explodes.|
|818||Frightmare||June 15, 1995||Alexi's Apartment, Fargo, North Dakota||A woman suffers from Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome, and dies in her sleep from cardiac arrhythmia, brought on by an intense nightmare she could not wake up from.|
|097||Oprah Winfried||Nov. 12, 1986||Folsom Prison, Folsom, California||A death row inmate whose sentence was changed to life without parole is watching television (the show being Oprah) on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the television power cord.|
|412||Em-Bear-Assed||Apr. 16, 2001||Mojave Desert, Palmdale, California||A man under the influence of magic mushrooms comes across a group of furries engaged in sexual encounters around a campfire in the desert, and attempts to join in, but is rebuffed. He mistakes a nearby brown bear for one of the participants and is mauled to death.|
|625||Midnight Choker||Dec. 18, 2006||Jack's Bar, Gary, Indiana||A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing a billiard ball (the 8-ball in particular) and then bringing it back up. He tries to repeat the trick with the larger diameter cue ball, but the increased size prevents the ball from passing back up his throat, choking him.|
|269||Window Pained||Aug. 22, 1998||Su Su's House, Atlanta, Georgia||A peeping tom spies on a woman dancing around her house in lingerie. He partially enters a window to get a better look, but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support. The window breaks his neck between the second and third cervical vertebrae, killing him.|
Episode 5: Dead and DeaderEdit
Originally aired Feb. 15, 2009.
|504||Wel-Dead||Mar. 13, 2005||House of Steel, Long Beach, California||A man connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to , and the electricity interrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest.|
|230||Trailer Trashed||May 1, 1979||Roger's RV Park, Aberdeen, South Dakota||A man attempts to unclog his RV's toilet with bleach. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.|
|171||Nite Capped||Dec. 31, 2003||Echo Park, Los Angeles, California||A man is shot in the chest on New Year's Eve by a stray bullet fired into the air by revelers a few miles away.|
|385||Sh*t Faced||Sep. 19, 1983||Dunkeler's Home, Sparta, Kentucky||An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses the digestive tract and is absorbed directly into the bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning. (An identical incident took place in Texas in 2004, earning the decedent the Darwin Award of the Year in 2007.)|
|197||Dead Eye||May 15, 1993||Milhouse High, Glendale, California||A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells at the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain.|
|319||Domin-a-Dead||Feb. 27, 2006||The Kitty Patch, Tonopah, Nevada||A man dies from an unknown allergy to latex after being subjected to wear a latex suit by a sexy dominatrix. A gag prevents him from properly voicing his condition as she spanks him LOL..|
Episode 6: Death Gets BusyEdit
Originally aired Feb. 22, 2009.
|610||Deep Fried||Oct. 26, 1999||Tool & Die Works, Akron, Ohio||A man with serious anger issues is fired from his job in a metal workshop. When he confronts the foreman, he is knocked into a vat of hydrochloric acid.|
|892||Gorgeous Gorge||May 2, 2004||Beechwood Hotel, New York, New York||A bulimic model binges, but her stomach ruptures before she can purge.|
|347||Re-Tired||Jun. 4, 2005||Ted's Tire Service, Bakersfield, California||A porn addict inflating a truck tire is distracted by a pornographic magazine. After a while, the tire explodes from over inflation and he is killed when shrapnel from the metal tire rim lodges into his brain.|
|652||Botoxicated||Aug. 16, 1998||Debbie's House, Carbondale, Illinois||A woman, desperate to get rid of her wrinkles, hires an inexperienced doctor to administer Botox in her home. The man unknowingly injects pure botulinum toxin into her face, resulting in intense pain and paralysis. While lying in a hot tub trying to relax, the woman's entire body becomes paralyzed and she drowns, after slipping under the water.|
|498||Choke-A-Lot||Mar. 27, 1975||Homefood Cafe, Peachtree City, Georgia||Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are asphyxiated.|
|629||Sex Ray||Mar. 12, 2001||St. Jude's Hospital, Jackson, Michigan||A man is having an x-ray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin having sex in the control room. They accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while having sex, eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation.|
Episode 7: The Lighter Side of DeathEdit
Originally aired Mar. 1, 2009.
|314||Dung For (originally Sh*t Happens)||Oct. 25, 1986||Lucky Day's Ranch, Aberdeen, Texas||A farm-hand hides from an angry farmer in a manure truck after being caught hitting on the farmer's daughter. Another load of manure is dumped on the farm-hand, suffocating and crushing him.|
|622||Brain Worms||Dec. 21, 1978||General Hospital, San Francisco, California||A couple eat live snails and ingest Angiostrongylus cantonensis, parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies.|
|401||Abracadaver||Nov. 12, 1995||Shyrock Theater, Flint, Michigan||A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". Part of his wand becomes lodged in the gun's barrel, and when the assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion, the wand chunk is shot into his neck, severing his jugular vein, and he bleeds to death.|
|429||Weed Whacked||Feb. 8, 2002||Diablo Desert, Fort Wayne, Indiana||Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant: poison sumac. The two smoke the sumac and die caused by inflammation to the lungs.|
|221||Rebel Without A Pulse||Jul. 4, 1867||Stonetop Canyon, Anniston, Georgia||Soon after the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter dies anyway from a massive heart attack caused by hearing the shots.|
|510||Kill Basa||Aug. 16, 1996||The Brig Disco, New Orleans, Louisiana||A man who wants to sport a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh, which acts as a torniquet. Hours later, he collapses and dies from a resulting blood clot in his artery.|
Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the DeadEdit
Originally aired Mar. 8, 2009.
|770||Face Offed||Dec. 21, 2007||Excalibur Hotel, Las Vegas, Nevada||A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria) that eats away her face after surfacing in a pimple.|
|047||Re-Coiled||May 28, 1994||Jake's Domain, Tres Piedras, New Mexico||A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is shot in his chest when a snake pulls the trigger on his rifle as he picks it up.|
|301||Sucked Offed||Feb. 3, 2000||Buffalo Lake, Amarillo, Texas||An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a Template:Convert lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak from hypothermia and blood loss to move further and dies of exposure.|
|312||Re-Formed||Mar. 24, 1989||Acme Shipping, Pico, California||A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. Another dumpster is emptied on top of him, and the load of trash is compacted, crushing him.|
|963||Fin-Ished||Jul. 17, 2004||Lake Havasu, Lake Havasu City, Arizona||A woman catches a fish for the first time, and as she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat, choking her.|
|553||Butt Plugged||Nov. 9, 2002||Imperial Highway, El Segundo, California||A newly-released con shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer. When the officer shoves the con against his truck, the can is activated, soaking the con's inner colon with the spray, which eats the flesh away.|
Episode 9: Death Be Not StupidEdit
Originally aired Mar. 15, 2009.
|502||Gas-Hole||May 19, 2002||Glacier National Park, West Glacier, Montana||An escaped con hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk, but having no booze, he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol. When he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames.|
|001||Ichiboned||Nov. 21, 1987||Tanaka Residence, Tokyo, Japan||A young, shy Japanese couple that had been married for 7 years were too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they tried once more, and this time succeeded. Their hearts were not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both died from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.|
|518||Jake N' Baked||Dec. 15, 1990||H.A. Metal Works, Long Beach, California||A man suffering from narcolepsy works as a metal worker and falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is baked alive.|
|734||Die It||Jun. 12, 2003||Darlene's House, Evanston, Illinois||A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows tapeworm larvae. They ate everything she did, and eventually bred and spread throughout her body and started eating her internal organs, eventually causing death.|
|499||Pained Gun||Sep. 20, 2006||Simi Valley, California||A pair of high-school boys film themselves shooting people with a paintball gun in their neighborhood. When the gun malfunctions, it shoots a canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of one of the boys, breaking his neck.|
|283||Deadliest Catch||Jul. 17, 2000||Laguna Del Perro, Willard, New Mexico||An electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves, but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch. He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish, but accidentally steps off the wooden boat seat with his bare feet onto the metal of the boat floor, electrocuting himself.|
Episode 10: Cure for the Common DeathEdit
Originally aired Mar. 22, 2009.
|077||Red, White and Blew||Jul. 4, 1983||Happy's Trailer Park, Lawrence, Kansas||A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a homemade firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher, and the firework explodes in his face, shattering his skull into his brain.|
|756||Bank Ruptured||Dec. 21, 1978||Chateau Cousteau, Bordeaux, France||A man with the eating disorder pica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. The stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen.|
|066||Guitar Zeros||Jul. 23, 2005||Beijing, China||Two Chinese heavy metal music enthusiasts spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud metal music while jumping back and forth on their beds. This ends when one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls 6 stories. His friend follows suit and also jumps to his death.|
|196||Radium Girls||Jan. 5, 1920||U.S. Radium Corp. Orange, New Jersey||In the 1920s, a group of women who work at a factory that uses paint containing radium to create fluorescent watch faces notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin. They eventually expose themselves to huge amounts of radiation after repeated applications, causing bone cancer.|
|638||Oz Holed||Aug. 19, 2001||Bonelli Park, San Dimas, California||Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing an urban legend that Osbourne had supposedly done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal cavities and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation.|
|710||Tanked Girl||Dec. 21, 1978||Decompression Chamber, St. Augustine, Florida||A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.|
Episode 11: Death: A User's ManualEdit
Originally aired Mar. 29, 2009.
|117||Gut Busted||Feb. 20, 1998||Bucket-O-Wings, Naperville, Nevada||A man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach. Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst, leaking acid into the abdomen.|
|417||DestRoid||Oct. 24, 2003||Gould's Gym, Seattle, Washington||A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due to cardiomyopathy caused by the steroids.|
|078||Text Dead||Aug. 19, 2005||Rigfield Plaza, Irvine, California||A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, arguing about where she should be picked up. Since neither of them are paying attention to where they are going, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend with his half-ton pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.|
|210||Pissed Off||Jul. 3, 1992||Cross River Links, Monrovia, California||An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pants leg, scratches his leg, and urinates on him. The urine seeps into the scratch, causing leptospirosis, which kills him a week later.|
|222||Car Jacked||Jun. 5, 2004||Manatee, Florida||A car thief attempts to steal a muscle car by descending from the garage ceiling by a rope. His leg becomes tangled in his rope, leaving him suspended upside down. Unable to free himself, the thief eventually dies from rising blood pressure and multiple strokes caused by the venous hemorrhaging in his skull.|
|201||Blown Job||Aug. 11, 2007||Miami, Ohio||An alcoholic clown, who had suffered from coulrophobia as a child, drives to a kiddie party for his next job. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 is activated, inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon pins him inside the car and he suffocates.|
Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up) Edit
Originally aired Apr. 5, 2009.
|447||Water Logged||Aug. 12, 2007||The Reservoir, New River, Arizona||A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, rupturing his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and drowns.|
|302||Funny Boned||Jan. 19, 1997||Lindsey's Pub, Mesa, Arizona||A man dies of cardiac arrest after a 36-hour attack of uncontrollable laughter.|
|072||Bowed Out||Nov. 21, 1995||Owanda Steel Corp. Kobe, Japan||Two Japanese men accidentally bump heads while bowing to each other, rupturing a previously unknown aneurysm in one's brain.|
|277||You're So Vein||Jul. 5, 2007||Statesville Prison, Albuquerque, New Mexico||An inmate is being executed by lethal injection, but the poison does not take effect until the strap restraining his arm, which acted as a tourniquet, is undone.|
|085||Doggie Style||Apr. 2, 2001||La Paz Liquor Store, Jasper, Tennessee||A drunken shoplifter chokes on a hot dog he shoves down his throat as he flees a convenience store.|
|403||Heart On||Oct. 19, 2005||Hillendale Ranch, Tooele County, Utah||A man is electrocuted when he attaches jumper cables to a cow heart and uses it as a sex toy.|
Season 2 Edit
Season 2 was set to premiere on Dec. 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on Dec. 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). The real-life scenarios of people escaping death shown at the ending were dropped to make room for more segments. The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. The wording of the opening disclaimer was changed slightly from Season 1:
"WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (this time, the emphasis is on the word "WILL").</blockquote>
Episode 13: Death On ArrivalEdit
Originally aired Dec. 6, 2009.
|948||Titty Titty Bang Bang||Jun. 6, 2006||San Diego, California||A woman with sub-standard breast implants boards a plane without a pressurized air lock installed, and the low atmospheric pressure at high altitudes causes the implants to expand and eventually explode, launching her blood and organs out through her chest.|
|714||Forked-Up||Jul. 13, 2006||Chester, Pennsylvania||Two men under the influence of marijuana decide to play on a forklift. One drives while the other is pulled on a platform behind him attached with a rope, but when the rope gets caught under the tire of another vehicle, the rope constricts around the rider and severs his torso.|
|590||UninTented||Jun. 15, 2009||Jerome, Arizona||A nymphomaniac, frustrated with her date's poor sexual performance, decides to play with herself in a tent. When a freak wind occurs, the tent is blown away, and flies through the air. After a mile of travel, the tent crashes into the roof of a cabin, causing the woman inside to fracture her skull.|
|123||Tali-Bombed||Apr. 1, 2005||Patna, Iraq||Two terrorists program a GPS timer to detonate a bomb at a police station in one hour, but the bomb goes off prematurely when they forget to account for daylight saving time in their calculations.|
|515||Vike-O-Done||c. AD 1011||Hvarslo, Norway||A Viking kills and decapitates his rival, and when he swings the severed head in victory, the teeth of the head accidentally strike his thigh, causing an infection that kills him ten days later. (Note: This is based on the actual death of Sigurd the Mighty.)|
|444||Deadliest Munch||Jun. 7, 2008||Stockton, California||A lesbian chokes on a string of candy from her partner's candy g-string.|
|913||Dead Meat-Eorite||May 11, 2006||Woodland Hills, California||At an outdoor pool party, a man is impaled through the chest by a meteorite.|
Episode 14: Death Bites! Edit
Originally aired Dec. 9, 2009.
|451||Ass Phyxiated||Apr. 6, 2005||Omaha, Nebraska||A travelling salesman who is also a chubby chaser selling weight-loss products door to door meets an overweight woman and has sex with her. She passes out on top of the man after climaxing and suffocates him.|
|103||Work of Fart||Mar. 5, 2005||Boston, Massachusetts||To prepare for a fraternity farting contest, a college student hires a flatulence trainer known for his unconventional methods. The trainer applies a lit blow torch to the student's buttocks and is killed when the student's gases light him on fire.|
|076||Crash-endo||Sep. 9, 1996||New York City, New York||A talented but clumsy violinist rolls on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs. Refusing to use her hands to break her fall, she slams her head against a wall when she reaches the bottom, cracking her skull and killing her.|
|505||Vermin-ated||Aug. 4, 2003||Macon, Georgia||A convicted robber on the run hides in a drainage pipe and gets stuck. Later that night, rats appear and start eating him alive, even going so far as to eat into his brain.|
|105||French Fried||Dec. 23, 1988||Milwaukee, Wisconsin||A French maid performs for an old millionaire in bed who is hooked up to a respirator to bring oxygen into his body. The maid plugs Christmas lights in and wraps them around herself, which causes the house's circuits to overload, making the power go out. The respirator stops operating, and the man dies from lack of oxygen.|
|803||Bomb-Bino||Jun. 27, 1994||Palermo, Italy||An Italian man who made the mistake of borrowing money from the Mafia is forced to dig his own grave as two mob members have a picnic nearby. While digging, the man inadvertently unearths a World War II fragmentation grenade, which blows up in the mobsters' faces, killing them instantly.|
|186||Die-Agra||Nov. 4, 2001||Darien, Connecticut||During a failing marriage, a man's wife secretly grinds up three Viagra pills and puts them into his beer in an attempt to "jump start" his sex drive. The man then gets a call from his mistress and takes three more Viagra pills before going to her house. The mistress later drops another three pills into his beer. During sex, too much blood rushes to his penis because of the 900 mg overdose of Viagra, which deprives blood to his brain, eventually killing him.|
Episode 15: Up With DeathEdit
Originally aired Dec. 16, 2009.
|485||M-R-Ouch!||May 4, 2005||Peoria, Illinois||A drug addict sneaks into a hospital at night looking for drugs. When he encounters a nurse, he points a gun at her and tells her to give him some drugs. The nurse gives him a high dose of pain killers to render him unconscious. Before the drug takes effect, he becomes attracted to the nurse. She lures him near an MRI and tries to use the magnetic field to disarm him. The nurse tricks the addict by first stripping her clothes off and then pressing the "ON" button of the machine, which attracts the metal of the gun. However, unbeknownst to the nurse, the addict also had a steel plate in his skull, and the MRI machine attracts the steel. The man's head slams into the machine, damaging his brain beyond repair and killing him in seconds.|
|229||Succu Offed||Jul. 19, 2008||Tucson, Arizona||Two men with a large collection of cacti return from the Arizona Desert with a stolen Saguaro cactus. They celebrate by drinking a brew of Mezcal and get drunk. In a shared hallucination, the cactus tells them they will be punished for stealing the saguaro, causing them to panic and run away. One falls on an Agave plant and gets impaled through the heart. The other runs head-on into another Saguaro, and its needles pierce him through his eyes and into his brain.|
|432||Coming & Going||Sep. 2, 1997||Palmdale, California||A woman rides on the back of her boyfriend's motorcycle to unwind. The vibrations of the bike cause her to orgasm, and for a moment, she forgets she is on the motorcycle and falls off. As she tumbles onto the road, many of her bones shatter, puncturing vital organs.|
|150||Coffin Nailed||Jan. 13, 1989||Cold Spring, Kentucky||A necrophiliac has sex with a dead body before delivering it to a funeral home. On the way to the funeral home, he forgets to lock the wheels of the cart holding the coffin in place. Almost hitting a car, he makes a sudden stop, and the coffin rolls to the front of the car, crushing him and severing his brainstem.|
|089||Greased Is The Word||May 17, 2001||St. Louis, Missouri||A man plans to rob a jewelry store. He puts pantyhose on over his head, but the material they are made out of is so dark, he cannot see where he is going. He accidentally walks into a gun shop instead, where the customers and employees shoot him to death in self-defense.|
|110||Blades of Gory||Jan. 18, 2009||Halifax, Canada||A hockey player gets into a fight with an opponent during a game. During the fight, the opponent cuts the player's carotid artery with his skate's blade, and the player bleeds to death.|
|611||Boris Bititoff||June 9, 1991||Chernobyl, Ukraine||A zoophilic soldier misses his chance to have sex with his female colleague, so he tries to have sex with a raccoon instead. The raccoon bites his penis off, and he bleeds to death. (A similar incident took place in Russia in 2009, when a man reportedly tried to rape a raccoon, only to have the animal bite off his penis. In this case, the man survived.)|
Episode 16: Putting a Happy Face on DeathEdit
Originally aired Dec. 30, 2009.
|712||Rub-A-Dubbed Out||Aug. 27, 2004||Tulsa, Oklahoma||A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a blind pregnant woman hides in a car wash to escape police. The car wash owner runs the daily maintenance check, and the thief becomes disoriented by the chaos inside the car wash. During his struggle to find the exit, his head becomes impaled by a 1,000 PSI spray nozzle, which fills his cranium with water. The force of the water pressure inside his skull causes his head to explode.|
|616||Cock-A-Doodle-Die||May 19, 2007||Santa Fe, New Mexico||A man cheats in a cock fighting competition by putting razor blades on his rooster's feet. His rooster kills his opponent's rooster almost right away, and his opponent notices the cheat. He lets the crowd know about it, and they become an angry mob. Just as they're about to kill the cheater, his own rooster's razors slice his jugular vein open and he bleeds to death.|
|534||Chucked Up||Aug. 2, 2008||Miami, Florida||A woman is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband through a live webcam when a thief breaks into the house. The woman is duct-taped and handcuffed to her chair, so she can't escape or stop the thief while he leans over her face. Smelling the thief's bad breath, she starts to vomit, but the duct tape prevents the bile from exiting her mouth, and it goes down her windpipe into her lungs, essentially drowning her.|
|332||Little Person Big Death||Mar. 19, 2007||Houston, Texas||Two dwarf wrestlers battle for a crowd and get paid a lot of money. They celebrate by having sex with some women and getting drunk. While drunk, and trying to impress the women, they destroy everything in their hotel room. They finish off by running head-on into a wall, trying to break it. One breaks through, but the other hits the part of the wall supported by a 2x4 stud, and the veins inside his head burst. He dies from a combination of brain swelling and bleeding.|
|254||Booby-Zapped||Jul. 12, 2009||Tucson, Arizona||A man, paranoid to the point of paralysis and insomnia, places booby-traps around his house to protect himself. To get some much-needed sleep, he takes some sleeping pills, but the pills come with the side-effect of sleepwalking. Later that night, in a sleepwalking state, the man goes to his refrigerator to get some food, escaping every trap he placed. When he sits down on the couch, however, he triggers a laser-operated shotgun, which shoots him in the head.|
|234||ReToaded||Sep. 6, 2003||Huacaña, Peru||Two men search the world for the ultimate high. They end up in Peru looking for the Colorado River toad, but they actually pick up the yellow-banded poison dart frog instead. They lick the toad's secretions, believing this will get them high. Instead, the toad's poison paralyzes them and shuts down their hearts.|
|114||Vegged Out||Aug. 13, 2004||Naperville, Illinois||A gardener looks around her vegetable garden for something to practice fellatio on for an upcoming date. She uses a zucchini and, when walking, steps on the blade of a hoe, causing the stick to hit the zucchini, lodging it in her windpipe and choking her.|
Episode 17: Bringing In The DeadEdit
Originally aired Jan. 6, 2010.
|528||D. U. Die||Aug. 4, 2000||Akron, Ohio||Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon. The driver leans out the window to vomit due to carsickness, and he is decapitated by a mailbox.|
|146||Belly'd Up||Jun. 18, 2001||Ann Arbor, Michigan||A belly dancer practices for an upcoming competition in her home. She tries a move which involves wrapping one end of her sash around her neck and throwing the other end into the air. The part of her sash in the air gets caught in a moving ceiling fan, and she is hanged to death.|
|217||Suck Her Punched||Oct. 4, 2007||Gary, Indiana||A cross-dressing boxer is nearly attacked by a rapist lurking in the alley of a boxing gym, who doesn't know that his target is actually a man. The boxer defends himself by punching the rapist with his powerful right cross to his temple. The would-be rapist's brain compresses and bleeds out inside his skull, causing him to pass out and dying later of blood loss and severe brain damage.|
|177||Jack 'n' Croaked||Aug. 3, 1911||Lynchburg, Tennessee||Jack Daniel samples the taste of his family whiskey and keeps asking his workers to perfect it. He gets drunk in the process, but finally makes the perfect batch. He decides to update his family recipe which is stored in a safe, but he cannot remember the combination. In a drunken rage, he kicks the safe, and cuts his big toe. The cut soon becomes infected, and he dies of sepsis two weeks later.|
|657||Dead Heat||Feb. 25, 1998||Syracuse, New York||A woman is cooking for her boyfriend and asks him to smell some spices, not knowing that he has asthma. The asthmatic's inhaler soon runs out of medicine, and the man dies of a massive attack.|
|096||Poi Vey||May 18, 1989||Honolulu, Hawaii||An Orthodox Jew who is obsessed with a hula dancer decides to stalk her. Depressed over being rejected, he gets drunk for the first time and takes part in a torch ceremony, where he catches himself on fire and is burned to death.|
|412||ReTired||Apr. 27, 2001||Scottsdale, Arizona||An elderly man goes through his daily ritual of getting into his classic car and reminiscing about his life while in the driver's seat, but on this occasion, he passes away. At the same time, a gangster robs a gas station. The old man's car's emergency brakes slips, and his car starts rolling down a hill while the gangster is crossing the street, running him over with Template:Convert of Chevy steel.|
Episode 18: Gratefully DeadEdit
Originally aired Jan. 13, 2010.
|599||Mercury in Uranus||Jul. 28, 1979||Norman, Oklahoma||A man who pleasures himself by shoving large items into his rectum is hospitalized when a shampoo bottle gets stuck there. While left alone after the bottle is removed, he finds a drawer containing glass rectal mercury thermometers and shoves nine of them taped together up his anus. When startled by the doctor, the man jumps back on the bed and accidentally breaks the thermometers while they are still inside him, causing internal bleeding and mercury poisoning.|
|297||A Turn For the Purse||Oct. 9, 2003||Dallas, Texas||A thief on a bicycle steals a former stripper's purse, threatening her with a screwdriver. When he flees from a man across the street who runs over to help the woman, the thief's bicycle hits a rock, and he is impaled through the heart by the screwdriver as he falls off.|
|102||Dead Weight||Mar. 9, 2002||Newton, Massachusetts||A drunk weightlifter makes a bet with his workout partner that he can lift a 350 pound I-beam he found at a construction site, but ends up dropping the beam on his chest after losing his grip, crushing his windpipe.|
|310||Cult Evaded||Sep. 20, 2000||Encino, California||A Gothic foster child is tied to the ground while being subjected to an exorcism that involves an enclosed tent, burnt incense, and coal by her over-religious foster parents and their friends. The smoke from the coals and incense causes carbon monoxide poisoning in the adults, while the goth crawls away to safety due to the layer of fresh air at the bottom of the tent.|
|463||Smoke-A-Doped||Oct. 14, 1997||Newark, Delaware||A sex addict with a smoking problem is told by her boyfriend to either give up smoking or give up sex. In an attempt to quit overnight, she places nicotine patches all over her body and suffers a heart attack from a nicotine overdose.|
|655||Two Stoopid||Mar. 15, 2005||Reno, Nevada and Portland, Maine||A drunken man puts a mattress on top of his friend's truck and rides it, but the cord slips from his grip and he flies off the truck at Template:Convert. At the same time, on the other side of the country, another drunk decides to bungee jump off of a cherry picker, but his bungee cord is too long, and he is killed when he hits the ground with rope to spare. Even after he hit the ground, rope was still falling.|
|204||Cream-ated||Aug. 20, 2008||La Crosse, Wisconsin||A man who was traumatized by his uncle with a cow costume develops a fetish for being humiliated by animals. When this fetish drives him to sneak into a barnyard and drink milk straight from a cow's udder, he bites too hard and is killed when the cow kicks his head.|
Episode 19: Come On, Get DeathyEdit
Originally aired Jan. 20, 2010.
|113||Tanks for Nothing||Dec. 7, 2006||St. Augustine, Florida||A Buddhist woman meditates inside a tank of warm water. St. Augustine is a natural habitat for the Florida water moccasin snake, which unknowingly got into the tank. When the woman got in, the snake felt threatened, so it bites her and she dies from the injection of snake venom.|
|322||The Chokes On You||Jun. 21, 2002||Nashville, Tennessee||A dwarf dates an abusive lover who wants him to make money. He tries to do a musical stand-up comedy act, but he isn't funny. After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of his bored lover, she hits him in the face with her purse and kills him when his harmonica lodges in his throat.|
|111||Back Broke Mountain||Oct. 29, 2003||Los Angeles, California||An unhappily married couple go for a walk near a cliff. The husband plans on killing his wife to collect her insurance by taking a picture of themselves with his camera and then shoving her off the edge. As the wife tries to get her husband to let go of her, she ends up accidentally shoving him over the edge.|
|120||Grateful Bed||Nov. 7, 2008||Hollywood, California||A musician who is about to be evicted evades his landlord by hiding behind his Murphy bed, but gets trapped. No one hears him screaming for help because he soundproofed his apartment with empty egg cartons, and he suffocates.|
|479||Fore Head||Jun. 19, 1998||Waterloo, Iowa||A thief hides behind a "Virtual Golf" display in an arcade to wait for closing time. Bored and impatient, he cuts a hole in the display screen to see outside, and as he's looking, a player hits a golf ball into the screen, which strikes the thief in the forehead, fracturing his skull and sending pieces into his brain.|
|333||Booty Trapped||Jan. 17, 2007||Paso Robles, California||A gold digger locks herself in a secret room filled with the money she skimmed from her millionaire boyfriend's accounts. As an earthquake shakes the room, bags of money fall on top of the woman, and she is crushed to death.|
|412||S**t Canned||May 2, 2005||Sioux Falls, South Dakota||A jealous man tries to ruin a wedding by bribing the waiter to slip a laxative into the bride's drink. The waiter at first accepts $100 to slip it into the bride's drink but has a pang of conscience and slips it into the man's drink instead. When the laxative takes effect, the man runs to the bathroom, but the stalls are all occupied, so he relieves himself in a garbage can outside. He gets stuck in the can, and as he struggles to free himself, it starts rolling down the hill and the repeated impact on his head causes brain swelling, bleeding, and eventually death.|
Episode 20: Death WatchEdit
Originally aired Jan. 27, 2010.
|238||Washed And Fried||Sep. 28, 2001||Simi Valley, California||Five strippers, desperate to make extra cash, pose as college cheerleaders offering car washes. As they are washing an old widower's dirty van, the exposed cord of a power buffer gets wet and electrocutes the strippers.|
|300||Bad Hair Day||Aug. 14, 1956||Los Angeles, California||A woman with a B-52 hairstyle goes on a double-date and refuses to let her boyfriend make out with her, afraid it will mess up her hair. While the other couple have sex in the backseat of their car, both she and her date smoke a cigarette outside. The cigarette ignites the hairspray in her hair, burning through her scalp and into her brain.|
|539||Micro-Whacked||Oct. 21, 1992||Pomona, California||A full-blown drug addict mixes a variety of drugs. During his high, he feels like his lava lamp is flowing too slowly, so he throws it in the microwave. After a few minutes, the liquid inside the lamp boils and enters its gaseous state, expanding and finally exploding, covering the addict's face in boiling oil and launching shards of glass into his face. (Based on the death of Philip Quinn. Instead of a microwave he put the lava lamp on a stove and there was no evidence found by the medical examiners of drug or alcohol use.)|
|088||Pussy Whipped||May 12, 2000||San Francisco, California||A closet cat-hater, who is also allergic to cats, begrudgingly agrees to look after his girlfriend's cat. In order to pass time, he begins drinking heavily. As he gets more intoxicated and his allergies get progressively irritated, he tries to kick the cat and misses. The rug he is standing on slides, causing him to lose his balance, hit his head, and land face down in the cat's water bowl. The ensuing concussion prevents him from realizing that he is drowning.|
|457||Blend-Dead||Sep. 19, 1998||Austin, Texas||A woman tries to achieve longevity by eating healthy foods grown in her own garden and blended together in a smoothie. When she is away, her landlord sprays rat poison in her garden. Unaware of her landlord's actions, she consumes the poisoned produce, which thins her blood. She begins to feel ill, so she drinks more and more of her "life juice". This, of course, doesn't help because of the rat poison, so she sprawls across a medicine ball. All of her thinned blood rushes to her head, causing several arteries in her brain to burst and bleed out.|
|116||Shanks for the Memories||Jun. 19, 2009||Atlanta, Georgia||A disgruntled, "has-been" golf star and her husband get drunk and express their hatred for one another on a public golf course. In the middle of a heated argument, the couple loses focus and crashes their golf cart. The cart rolls down a hill, crushing both of them.|
|142||Snake Du Jour||Aug. 21, 2001||San Jose, California||The head chef of an illegal restaurant that serves dangerous and endangered animals is bitten on the cheek by a King Cobra that he attempted to turn into his latest dish.|
Episode 21: Waking Up DeadEdit
Originally aired Feb. 3, 2010.
|662||Phone Boned||May 10, 2005||Kaisertown, New York||A woman goes to an acupuncturist to cure her addiction to texting. While lying on her back during the treatment, the woman's cell phone rings. She tries to reach for it, but ends up rolling off the table and landing on the floor face-down. The woman dies when one of the acupuncture needles in her chest stabs her through the heart.|
|521||Toilet Rolled||Aug. 5, 2006||Kingman, Arizona||An alcoholic man drinks while he operates a steamroller and soon has to urinate. He goes inside a portable toilet, but forgets to set the hydraulic brake of the steamroller, which starts to roll down the slanted hill towards the portable toilet. He is eventually crushed by the steamroller as it rolls over the toilet.|
|559||Mile Die Club||Oct. 2, 1997||Clarkdale, Arizona||An abusive man who is trying to stop his wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane. The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises, and he dies of hypothermia and asphyxia.|
|140||B**ch Zapped||Jun. 16, 2001||Tampa, Florida||A shrewish woman harshly criticizes her spouse's lawn-mowing techniques, and after getting frustrated, she gives him an example of how he should mow the lawn. While she is mowing, she runs over the cord to an arc welder and is electrocuted, much to the delight of her husband.|
|311||Texas Fold 'Em||Mar. 7, 1999||Silver City, New Mexico||A junkyard owner cheats in a Texas hold 'em poker game with mob-related players in his car junkyard. They notice and chase the man outside, where he hides in a wrecked minivan. The mechanical claw on one of the machines clamps onto the van, breaking his leg, and carries him to a car crusher, which crushes him to death.|
|168||Written Offed||Apr. 28, 2009||Glendale, California||An immigrant military-store owner who is facing foreclosure is confronted by a banker ready to repossess his business. After the owner signs a contract he throws the banker's pen in anger. The Banker demands a new pen, particulary the one in the display case. The owner immediately recognizes it as a pen-gun, but even after reluntantly giving it to him, he tries to stop the banker from using it. The banker ignores him and inadvertently aims the gun at himself and shoots himself in the head.|
|817||Ball 'N Pain||May 1, 2002||San Francisco, California||Two men enjoy themselves inside a zorb ball, but are killed after rolling down a mountain at Template:Convert, repeatedly hitting their skulls and breaking many of their bones.|
Episode 22: You're Dead! LOL! Edit
Originally aired Feb. 10, 2010.
|198||Samurai Death Squad||Jul. 17, 2009||Los Angeles, California||An underground group of Japanese-American men and women called the "Samurai Death Squad" try to modernize the art of bushido. They challenge each other's courage by engaging in a modern day jousting match, using tuner cars and spears to attempt to get as close to injuring the other man without actually injuring them. One of the men gets his shoulder cut, causing him to have trouble holding the spear used in the match. Intending to slice his opponent back, he accidentally impales him through his eye and all the way out the back of his head.|
|856||Shafted||Jan. 8, 1992||Fort Worth, Texas||A claustrophobic employee gets in an elevator with some fellow co-workers. However, the elevator gets stuck. In a desperate attempt to get out, the other employees pry open the doors to let her out. As she is climbing out, the hydraulic brakes fail and the elevator proceeds to descend, crushing her abdomen.|
|343||Smoked||Jul. 1, 2004||Idaho Falls, Idaho||Two men smoke in their backyard. One man continually asks the other for cigarettes, not paying up for his own. Fed up, the other man loads a shotgun shell with three cigarettes, and shoots his friend in the face as a practical joke. However, the cigarettes impale his friend's head, killing him.|
|413||Just Plane Dead||Jul. 19, 2001||San Pedro, California||A former pilot and public nuisance flying an RC glider eventually flies it into the direction of the sun, losing view of it. It comes back behind the pilot, impaling him through his chest.|
|108||Exhaustdead||Oct. 19, 1995||Orlando, Florida||A woman secretly dates another man to escape her verbally abusive boyfriend. When the boyfriend finds out, he drives to the restaurant where the woman is meeting "the other man" and plans to pelt them with his paintball gun. He backs his car against a pile of trash, which blocks the exhaust pipe, allowing high levels of carbon monoxide to fill his car, and he dies from monoxide poisoning.|
|227||Ruffed Up||Aug. 11, 2004||St. Paul, Minnesota||A desperate woman who hates dogs reluctantly tries to earn money by becoming a dog walker. While in a dog park, the dogs drag her across the ground. She cannot break free from the many leashes tied to her wrist, and she collides with a tree, damaging her temporal lobe and killing her.|
|115||Lady & The Trampled||Aug. 19, 2001||Sturgis, South Dakota||A drunken, misogynistic biker pulls off a female dancer's top at a bar, and another dancer in her troupe knocks him to the ground in anger. Other men in the bar rush to the stage to see the topless woman, trampling the man and breaking his neck, killing him.|
Episode 23: Dead to RightsEdit
Originally aired Feb. 17, 2010.
|118|| Blown Job|
NOTE: This is the second death on the show given this name
|Apr. 21, 2001||La Jolla, California||A woman who is addicted to energy drinks attempts to get a promotion at her job, but her sexist (and unbeknownst to her, bisexual) boss will only give her the promotion if she performs fellatio on him. She refuses, and in disgust, she guzzles down multiple energy drinks. When she sees a new male employee get the promotion instead doing what she wouldn't do, she immediately gets angry and confronts her boss. Her anger, combined with extreme amounts of caffeine, causes her to go into cardiac arrest from her caffeine overdose.|
|355||Anger Damagement||Aug. 6, 2002||Lawrence, Kansas||A group of friends gather at one's house to watch professional wrestling. A newcomer, who met the host at an anger management class, starts picking fights with the other guests. He is killed when he runs headfirst into the widescreen television, embedding glass shards in his face, breaking his neck, and electrocuting him.|
|235||Wrin-Killed||Jun. 8, 2008||Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania||A purse snatcher is beaten and gets his windpipe crushed by an elderly woman who has 30 years of experience in Taekwondo after attempting to steal her purse.|
|098||Huffington Toast||Mar. 17, 2008||Seattle, Washington||Three huffers get high off of aerosol fumes from spray paint cans. Later, they find jars of solvent, and one decides to pour it on himself, attempting to get higher. The liquid evaporates quickly and saps the huffer's body heat, and in an attempt to get warm, he asks his friends for a lighter. When one hands him a lit match, his clothes quickly catch fire and he burns to death.|
|157||Hydro-Co-Done||Jul. 26, 2003||Las Vegas, Nevada||A couple get stoned in their hot tub after overdosing on painkillers and drinking champagne. The temperature gauge malfunctions, and the temperature of the water rises to the boiling point, but they are both too wasted to react and are boiled alive.|
|218||Samu-Fry||Sep. 18, 2001||Tustin, California||Two Japanese-American teenagers attempt to engage in a katana battle after watching a samurai movie. One of them gets angry with the other for breaking his mom's favorite lamp. The one who breaks it shows no remorse, and attempts to land a deadly strike on his friend during the fight. But his katana slices an electric wire open and he electrocutes himself.|
|236||Screwged||Dec. 24, 1988||Lansing, Michigan||An elderly scrooge throws rotten fruit at Christmas carolers during a hailstorm. A two-pound chunk of hail strikes him in the head, killing him.|
Episode 24: Dead on DeadEdit
Originally aired Feb. 24, 2010.
|101||Weenie Roast||Jul. 20, 2001||Climax, Kansas||A group of men and women on a camping trip play truth or dare. A man is dared by one of the women to urinate on an electric fence. The man follows through with the dare and when the urine makes contact with the fence, he is electrocuted.|
|202||Reef Stew||Jun. 14, 1981||Fijian Islet||A tribe in the South Pacific cannot find meat during typhoon season, so they are forced to omit it from their diet. When drug smugglers wash up on the beach, the tribe members boil them alive and eat them.|
|889||Fiddle Licked||Feb. 8, 2008||Washington, D.C.||A terrorist poses as a man out on a date. Meanwhile, a CIA agent poses as a violinist at the same restaurant, attempting to kill the man with a laser gun in her violin case. The Gamma rays from the gun succeed in causing thermal damage on a molecular level to the terrorist's brain.|
|224||Snakey Breaky Neck||Mar. 2, 1987||Manaus, Brazil||A spoiled rich man vacations in the jungle with a tour guide. Ignoring his tour guide's warnings, he lies down for a nap, and wakes up to find tarantulas all over his body. In horror, he runs out of his tent and leans against a tree. A boa constrictor then wraps around his neck, strangling him to death.|
|540||Beer Bashed||Apr. 24, 1998||Malibu, California||A rugby team throws a beach party after another game they lost. One of the players get drunk in anger of the game they lost and the rest of the team abandons him for his bullying. In his drunken state, he throws a keg of beer onto a bonfire in an attempt to "warm up" the beer. When the keg heated up to a specific temperature, it explodes and the metal scraps cut through the drunken player's body.|
|321||Bad Assid||Sep. 21, 2005||Downers Grove, Illinois||A group of people are bored, until their friend shows up with some LSD. One girl, having recently broken up with her boyfriend, takes two hits. The friends begin to play in an empty pool, thinking it was filled with water. The girl who took two hits dives in, and dies when she hits the bottom of the pool.|
|176||Tree Mugger||Apr. 7, 2001||Flathead Forest, Montana||A nature enthusiast chains himself to a tree to prevent it from being cut down. While chained to the tree, a grizzly bear comes along and eats him alive.|
Season 3 Edit
Episode 25: Death On A StickEdit
(Pre Season) Originally aired Aug. 3, 2010.
|354||Blood Bath & Beyond||May 11, 2005||Queens, New York||A landlord uses a fiber optic scope to spy on young female tenants. After a while, he decides to drill holes into the floor above him to check out the woman above in her bathroom. One day while spying on her, the above floor collapses from water damage combined with all the holes he drilled and the tub crushes his head.|
|418||Easy Slider||May 17, 2008||Henderson, Nevada||A couple finds a pool to hop into while the owners are away. A construction crew had been by earlier, and their tools were still lying around. After getting drunk and playing in the pool, the man takes out a tarp and prepares to slide in the pool, not noticing a nail from a nail gun he had fired earlier sitting in the center of it. He then slides down the tarp and is disemboweled.|
|337||Mine Over Splatter||May 8, 1985||Da Nang, Vietnam||Three former Vietnamese soldiers are arguing about what is the best aphrodisiac. They play Russian Roulette and no one is killed. They start stomping on the floor in celebration only to soon end up detonating an old land mine which was buried under their shack, blowing themselves up.|
|261||Gum's the Word||December 9, 2003||Palm Springs, California||A male nurse seduces elderly women in order to steal her money. On this particular occasion, he kisses a woman with dentures and intensely bad breath. Desperate to freshen his mouth, he finds what he believes to be breath mints in the woman's bathroom, but they turn out to be denture whitening tablets. To wash the taste of the tablets away, he drinks from a glass of water, not knowing it was used to dissolve the tablets. The tablet eats away at his flesh and fills his lungs with foam, eventually suffocating him.|
|378||Bird Brained||May 31, 2007||New York, New York||A bachelorette has a party in a limousine with her friends. She plans not to drink too much alcohol, until her friends give her absinthe. In her drunken stupor, she sticks her head out of the limousine's sunroof and a low flying bird flies into her open mouth, snapping her neck and killing her.|
|919||Inquisi-Torn||June 8, 1483||Córdoba, Spain||An inventor of the Spanish donkey is denounced as a heretic during the Spanish Inquisition. He is then placed on his own device and is slowly split in half through his pelvis.|
|87||Boys 2 Dead||June 23, 2009||Canoga Park, California||A one-hit wonder boy band is performing for a very small, unenthusiastic crowd at a bar. The ego-maniacal lead singer decides to do a stage dive. He jumps into the crowd and with no adoring fans to catch him, he falls to the ground and shatters his spinal cord, causing paralysis and shortly after dies from lack of oxygen.|
Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On DeathEdit
Originally aired Sept. 14, 2010.
|400||Fat-Ality||May 15, 2006||Austin, Texas||An obese man dreams of becoming a bodybuilder, but is too lazy to exercise and can't afford to pay for a liposuction. He calls a friend and asks him to give him liposuction by using a shop-vac. The friend accidentally latches onto the man's intestines, and begins sucking them out. The friend manages to turn off the shop-vac, but turns it off too late and the man dies from blood loss and shock.|
|608||Catch & Decease||June 17, 2008||The Amazon||
A man that hired two men to find gold at the Amazon River gets hot and decides to go for a swim. Then he had to go pee which attracted a candiru. He then rips it out and starts bleeding a lot. The blood then attracts piranhas which eventually eat him to death.
Jan. 5, 2009
Palm Beach, Florida
|A proctologist is giving a pole dancer across the street an operation. Unaware that she ate a hot dog after the doctor said not to eat anything 12 hours before the operation, she forgot to tell him. When the doctor uses a tool by her colon, she farts and it sends a fireball down his windpipe and completely fries his lungs.|
|869||Back Stabbed||10th Century||Scotland||The king of a viking clan goes on an expedition and leaves the place to his younger brother. He apparently has sex with the women. A few months later the viking king catches his brother with the vikings wife. He is then sentenced to die by blood eagle. His lungs are ripped out, causing the victim to suffocate.|
|617||USSR-Dead||Oct. 12, 1989||Brighton Beach, New York||A Ukrainian immigrant went around hitting people in the head with a tire iron. He wants to join a group of two other bad guys. So they decide to celebrate. They kept drinking and drinking, but then their bartender accidentally pours acid in their cups. That s the three men's organs, killing them.|
|55||Cardiac-A-Breast||August 2, 2006||Galena, Illinois||
A women was picking out a dress for a party to impress the guys. When she got there to the party suddenly a storm appeared. One bolt of lightning struck her in the heart and out through her left leg, shocking her, and she died instantly.
|303||Road Killed||July 10, 2008||Bend, Oregon||
A nature-loving hippie on her way to a hemp convention accidentally runs over a raccoon. Distraught, she tries to perform CPR on the animal and, while looking up to inhale, gets decapitated by the bumper of a passing truck whose driver did not see her in the middle of the road.
=Episode 27: Stupid is as Stupid Dies Edit
Originally aired Sept. 21, 2010.
|444||Jaw Boned||July 4, 2004||Orangeville, Michigan||A once-promising chemist has now become a drug addict who spends his days making crystal meth in the garage of his house and chewing on a 6-day-old piece of gum that he regularly dips in citric acid to keep it moist and fresh. In the man's drug-addled rush, he accidentally dips the gum in red phosphorus instead. The force of his chewing causes it to explode, blowing off his jawbone and making his brain bleed out on the table.|
|412||Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow||May 1, 1968||San Francisco, California||A female nudist painter lapses into a coma and dies after months of digestive problems caused by her trichophagia. At the morgue, the coroners discover a trichobezoar in her intestines, which was clogged with enough hair and undigested food to cause intestinal rupturing and internal bleeding.|
|620||Mudder Sucked||November 21, 2009||Brentwood, California||A strict, sadistic pledge master (and military brat) at a sorority bullies her pledges during frosh week. At the end of the week, the pledges are instructed to build a mud wrestling pit for a charity event, but as the pledge master continues to harass them, one of the pledges gets fed up and attacks her. The pledge master proves to be the superior fighter, with the other pledges having to drag their defeated friend out of the pit. But as the pledge master is celebrating her victory, she begins to fall into the sinkhole that was beneath the ring the pledges were building and is sucked into the ground, eventually dying of suffocation from the tons of dirt and mud pressing on her chest.|
|223||Offed The Hook||July 17, 2003||Black Rock, Oregon||A survivalist armed with a shotgun, a chain and meat hook is shown dying in three scenarios (the last of which actually happened to him): 1) Electrocuted after throwing his meat hook onto a power line so he can poach electricity for his TV, 2) Hanged on a tree branch after using his meat hook and chain to string up an elk carcass, and 3) Tripping in a ditch and performing an accidental tracheotomy after swallowing his own meat hook.|
|672||Erecto-Phobia||June 09, 2007||Washington, D.C.||A man cheating on his girlfriend gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of her grocery bag. The spider's venom causes his blood vessels to dilate, resulting in a permanent erection. After having sex with two other women, the venom causes him to have a heart attack|
|299||Fansicle||October 19, 2009||Cool Rapids, Michigan||A football fanatic paints himself in his team's colors (blue and white) and goes to a game in freezing weather. Sitting drunk and half-naked in the stands, he begins to develop hypothermia; however, no one can tell due to his blue paint and he loses the ability to speak, quickly freezing to death.|
|517||Tongue Tied||April 16, 2006||Long Beach, California||A group of teens play a game in which two of them kiss while in adjacent moving cars. The couple's tongue piercings get tangled in each other, and they are decapitated by a forklift traveling between the cars.|
Episode 28: Nightmare of Death
Originally aired Apr. 16, 2012.
Episode 28: Dead WrongsEdit
Originally aired September 28, 2010
|Death #||"Event"Name||Date of Death||Circumstances of Death|
|179||Pam Caked!||October 19, 2007||Beaumont,TX||A cruel high school cheerleader captain gets jealous when a new girl joins the cheerleader squad, becomes the new flyer, and dates the quarterback who was previously dating the captain. On homecoming night, as the girls are about to do the heel stretch formation with the new girl on top, the captain lets her go, and she falls. Before the captain can gloat, she steps in front of the banner and gets trampled by the football team as they run through it, killing her.|
|124||Bibli-killed (a.k.a. E-I-E-I-OWW)||June 6, 2006||Hancock, IA||Two con artists posing as preachers go around the country handing out Bibles and having sex with their female customers. One day, they end up at a farm, where they attempt to have sex with the farmer's granddaughter. Hearing the commotion, the farmer's wife chases the men with a shotgun. They hide in a grain silo. However, when one of the men uses a lighter to see where they are, he ends up killing himself and his partner by causing a dust explosion.|
|779||Eel Effects||May 10, 2007||Washington, D.C.||At a sushi chef school, only 2 out of 25 students have graduated. As a custom, the head sushi chef shares shots of sake with his students to celebrate their graduation. After he passes out drunk, the students decide to put a Japanese eeldown his pants as payback for the chef's abusive puni22.214.171.124 02:56, February 16, 2013 (UTC)shments (one of which was threatening to shove an eel up their rectums). The eel slithers through his rectum and eats its way out causing him to bleed to death.|
|207||Glow Job (a.k.a. Glow Schmoe)||May 1, 2006||Los Angeles, CA||A drug dealer does business at a rave, but gets bored when business slows down. He then decides to take a few hits of ecstasy. In his high, he injects himself with fluid from a glow stick and dies of phenol poisoning.|
|557||D-Parted (a.k.a. Blade Sunner)||September 20, 2008||Reno, NV||A recently divorced woman (played by Christina DeRosa) attempts to seduce three construction workers into her house. When she asks one of them to put sun tan lotion on her back while wearing nothing more than a bikini, he looses control of theconcrete saw, which launches the blade at the woman and bisects her through her torso, causing instant death.|
|746||Pornicated (a.k.a. Hoard Knock Life)||April 19, 2010||Tucson, AZ||A porn addicted compulsive hoarder throws out everything in his wife's vanity to make room for his dirty movies, prompting his long-suffering wife of 35 years to leave him. Unfazed, the man continues to feed his addiction, but forgets to eat and drink. Disoriented, he begins to stagger his way out of the house, but because he has been hoarding so much X-rated material over the years, he gets trapped, collapses on the floor from severe dehydration, and dies.|
|156||Hard Balled (a.k.a. Jock Shocked)||April 2, 2006||Durham, NC||A lacrosse player and a bully hurls lacrosse balls at other students to impress some girls. One ball bounces off the wall, and when he is distracted by the most attractive girl at the school walking by, it hits him in the chest and triggerscommotio cordis, causing him to die of arrhythmia|
Episode 29: Wedding Crasher Part 1Edit
Originally aired Apr. 30, 2012.
Episode 30: Wedding Crasher Part 2Edit
Originally aired May. 7, 2012.
Episode 31: Wedding Crasher Part 3Edit
Originally aired May. 14, 2012.
Episode 32: Happy DeathEdit
Originally aired May. 21, 2012.
Episode 33: Dice RockEdit
Originally aired May. 28, 2012
Episode 34: 1000 BCEdit
Originally aired January. 8, 2013
Episode 35: Mystery CalledEdit
Originally aired January. 29, 2013
Episode 36: 3D ZappersEdit
2 Men were watching football in 3D. One guy got mad and punched the tv, the same time their bird escaes from its cage and bites the cord, Electricuting him.