List of 1000 Ways to Die episodes

1000 Ways to Die!

This is a list of episodes for the TV show 1000 Ways to Die which airs on the cable channel Spike.

Episodes

Season	Episodes	Premiere Date	End Date
Pilot	2	May 14, 2008	May 21, 2008
Season 1	10	Feb. 8, 2009	Apr. 5, 2009
Season 2	12	Dec. 6, 2009	Feb. 24, 2010
Season 3	60	Jan. 24, 2012	Feb. 5, 2013

		Season	Episodes	Premiere Date		End Date
		Season 4	18	Mar. 2, 2013		TBA
		Season 5	TBA	TBA		TBA
		Season 6	TBA	TBA		TBA
		Season 7	TBA	TBA		TBA
EXTRA SEGMENT (NEW)
1		Bullshit-Dozer (AKA: Killdozered)	Dead in Seconds ---- Segment 25	On June 21, 2004, in Granby, CO. A 2 Gay Builder had been a there for know that Building was a I Saw for a Bulldozer, that was a very going to Trampled and Shot. and a few other causes were Injured or a killed 2 Gay Builder, who was Dead by a Bulldozer and Gunshot. with at Concrete Plant, in was on Cockpit Accient. had been was Trampled and Shot to Death.
2		Tacti-Killed	BeDeatheled --- Segment 2	On January 30, 2001, in Los Angeles, CA. A American Army, who was dying by a Iran Army, least at killed 150 American Army from Tactical Forces.
3		Baroque Death Groove (AKA: Baroque Brats)	Mr. Deadly --- Segment 8	In 1892, United Kingdom.
4		London Kills	Life Vs Death ----Segment 23	On January 24, 2010, in London, England. A 100 London Gentleman & 90 London Lady, were was killed by a Bridge Crush-Cracking, at for in Brakes. who was died.
4		Life-less Pit	Back to the Death --- Segment 5	On September 23, 2001, Riverside, CA. An Adventurer, who likes to explore camping sites and wonders around the world. One day, he lost his map in the hole and it got stuck in a branch. uses his grappling hook to go down the hole to take his map, but the grappling hook detaches and falls into pit, causing his death. Based on the "Bottomless Pit Myth".
14		Kevin Warted (AKA: The Kevin Ward Jr. Story)	Chase for Death ---- Segment 24	On August 9, 2014, in Canandaigua, NY. American Race Driver named Kevin Ward Jr., but whole things have to be Yellow Caution Flag, and a use of at my mind getting Blunt Head Trauma, and a were Killed Kevin Ward Jr., had been no Race Car Champion. for to went at Canandaigua Medical Hospital has been died.
17		Violin Violence	Death Kitty --- Segment 1	On August 5, 1996, A Violinist, who was killed from Pierced by a ex-butler use a Violin have throw it, was killing himself.
18		Bush Whacked 8: Fenced Busched (AKA: Fenced Off)	Chase for Death ---- Segment 24	On October 6, 2005, in Charlotte, NC. A Busch Family went at NASCAR Stadium, a but whole you for can be such as Metal Fence. and get Slicing, but had been unable for a Kyle Busch is Sad and Depressed, do have Busch Family rush to going at Hospital, with just a Busch Family was killed by a Metal Fence that so many times, who was Sliced to Death.
21		Amoebidied (AKA: Texan Amoebiasis)	Dead Of Life --- Segment 5	On June 21, 1976, in Peoria, Texas, An 627 Texan People, who was killed from Amoebiasis.
24		Gordon + Bowyer + Johnson = Family (AKA: The Family Killed)	Chase for Death ---- Segment 24	On February 8, 2012, in Atlanta, GA. A Gordon Family, Bowyer Family and Johnson Family, was died. just a Jeff Gordon, Clint Bowyer and Jimmy Johnson is Sad, that need rush to going at Hospital, Family is dead.
37		Hostile Gore	Death Before Store --- Segment 4	On June 25, 2018, in New Jersey, USA. A 4 Jersey People, including Pissed off, are Destroyed Restaurant, Building, School, House Hotel, Store, Bars and Stadium are killed 10 American Hostile and American People, are Arresting for 4 Jersey People was executed.
59		Monster Jammed Slideshow (AKA: Monster Jam Show)	Chase for Death ---- Segment 24	On January 10, 2010, in Houston, TX. A Male Convict, sneaked into a "Monster Jam Show", there's Security Guard and a not allowed to need Permission Slip. to at Field Trip, had been Security Guard shots Male Convict, was killed.
110		Dice 'n' Slice (AKA: CO2 Tanked)	Dead in Seconds --- Segment 25	On June 17, 2009, in Irvington, AL. A Mechanic, use a Wrench. so many Mechanic hates Teenager, had is been a for he here, 5 Teenager have CO2 Tanks shoots and slices Mechanic, was killed.
112		Arson Sendead (AKA: The Ayrton Senna Story)	Chase for Death --- Segment 24	On May 1, 1994, in Bologna, Italy. A Formula 1 Driver named Ayrton Senna, who was died from Head Injury, went at Italian Speedway Stadium, was killed.
153		Ein letzter Angriff (AKA: Fixed Bayonets!)	We Dead Katamari --- Segment 3	In that Movie "Fixed Bayonets!" (1951). A korean wars of today's, for taken a american flag but for a too late. 926 american soldiers was killed, 4,000 american army was Injured. was killed by a korean soliders takes american flag was destroyed from "Der Letzter Angriff".
175		Babaye-Whacked (AKA: Gunshot)	Open Your Val's Boxes --- Segment 1	On October 10, 2019, in Isle of Sgáil, North Atlantic.
235		Burn-Life (AKA: Unextinguished)	Isle of the Dead --- Segment 14	On May 12, 2010, in Charlotte, NC. A ex-driver, who was look like Brent Raymer, Speedway Stadium is destroying a Costing: 1,000,000$. ex-driver ends up getting Arrested by a Police, ex-driver is sentenced to life.
268		Natalia Shame-U-Zilla (AKA: The Natalia Shamuzova Story)	Life Vs Death --- Segment 23	On November 26, 2008, in Almaty, Kazakhstan. A 60-year-old Woman named Natalia Shamuzova, who died of from Truck Accident by a Ice in the Track.
303		Welcome Death-er Bunny (AKA: Easter)	DOP - Death Omelette Painfully --- Segment 11	On April 8, 2012, in Springfield, MO. A Easter Bunny Cosplay Man, parents and children see it for a Easter Bunny coming out, Easter Bunny Cosplay Man get fired by a Boss. get Committed Suicide for a Easter Bunny got of shot, but whole time was killed.
308		Christy Whacked (AKA: The Christy Welch Story)	Strict Parent: Punishment Deathly --- Segment 10	On August 17, 2021, in Whittleton Creek. A American Blindfolded named Christy Welch, who was she died from Heart Attack by a Hitman.
309		Darkness And Light Comedy	Save Your Dead --- Segment 7	On October 31, 2014, in Wellington, Ohio.
313		Wuhan Lockdown Novel Coronavirus (AKA: Chinese COVID-19)	Death Wars: Revenge of Sith --- Segment 14	On February 15, 2020, in Wuhan, China. going to lockdown, something wrong is "Coronavirus Warning", but whole time. have been my least at killed 9,000 Chinese People, and least at sickness 800,000 Chinese People by a Coronavirus (COVID-19), but was killing.
319		Scott Kill-itta (AKA: The Scott Kalitta Story)	Chase for Death --- Segment 24	On June 21, 2008, in Englishtown, NJ. A Funny Car Driver named Scott Kalitta, she died from Car Accident by a During Impact Fence, was killed.
334		Besancenot Affair	Dead in Seconds --- Segment 25	In January 2008. seven people - including the leader of the Taser France Company, the two leaders of a private detective agency, two police officers, a retired police officer, a customs officer, one other person - were arrested and charged with several offences related to their having allegedly spied on Besancenot and his family, including the illicit divulging of information on his private life, the violation of professional secrecy, and "fraudulent access to automated data processing systems". They were accused of having spied on them between. get crime "Gas Station Crashes", police officers shots his Besancenot Family, Olivier Besancenot got sentenced to life.
386		Blurdered	Death Wars: Revenge of Sith --- Segment 14	On April 18, 1915, Paris, France. A 542 French Army, who was killed from Blurred Murdered.
409		Died Up The Bastard	Back to the Death --- Segment 5	On April 17, 2017, in Hays, KS. A Birthday Boy, group of friends throw a party at a restaurant. Everything was good, until one of them uses an artifice inside the building, burning the building and killing many 287,884 people. Based on the "Colectiv Nightclub Tragedy".
449		Gurugram Lightning Strikes (AKA:	Save Your Dead --- Segment 8	On March 12, 2021, In Gurugram, India. One man was brought dead to a local hospital, another was in intensive care with severe burns. Two are out of danger.
469		Bed Caught Off (AKA: Terror of Beds)	We Dead Katamari --- Segment 3	On February 14, 2012, in Norman, OK. An Jock, going to hot date from Valentine's Day, has been on went his Hotel for a dating Women. who was having sex from "Quality Inn & Suite" room. beds caught offender from for an jock was killed and tortured by a Women use a torture weapon from exes and bed.
478		Multiple Chinese Rolling Collision (AKA: Multiple Pinned)	Life Vs Death --- Segment 23	On June 24, 1970, in Beijing, China. A Male Con Artist, who was died and killed from Suffocation by a ex-boss use a Multiple Rolls.
479		Powered Out (AKA: Wild Wires)	Dead in Seconds--- Segment 25	On December 5, 2004, in Bristol, TN. An ex-worker Electrician, who killed 429 People by a ex-worker use an Electricity Power. was getting Fired, Boss beats ex-worker Electrician, Beaten to death by a Boss Punching.
481		Torna-Die (AKA: Tornado)	Hey! Spencer, Got A Yellow Light: Deadliest --- Segment 15	On July 21, 2005, in Oklahoma - Kansas, USA. As a Tornado Warning, least at killed 5,000,000 People, was least at injured at 7,000,000 People by a Tornado from Oklahoma and Kansas.
490		The Arm-a-dildo (AKA: The Armadillo)	Deathie Death --- Segment 22	On June 21, 2014, in Texas, USA. Armadillo Hunter, who was killed by a ooze puss, his allergic to armadillo blood.
511		Whittleton (AKA: Croaked Offed)	Death Kitty --- Segment 1	On November 28, 2009, in Whittleton Creek, Vermont. A Whittleton Digger Woman, she died from Suicide and Shot by a Police use a gun at from Whittleton Creek Graveyard, was croaking and dying.
523		Steal-y and The Beast (AKA: Shoe Stealer)	The Dead House --- Segment 6	On May 23, 2005, in Isnalco Shoes, NC. A Robbery, decides to rob a "Nike's Shoe Store". His lung get crushed by a cops use a boulder, shoplifting an Nike's shoes. Based on disney flims "Beauty And The Beast".
532		Jessica Gas-Killed (The Jessica Gaskell Story)	Hey! Spencer, Got A Yellow Light: Deadliest --- Segment 15	On June 5, 2023, in Hokkaido, Japan. A Japanese Woman named Jessica Gaskell, who was she died from Suffered Heart Attack.
537		Air-Crapped	Katamari Deathly --- Segment 2	On July 8, 2018, in Los Santos, USA.
538		Gay Died (AKA: Gay Pridefully)	We Dead Katamari --- Segment 3	On January - June 3, 2007, in Encino, CA
555		Free Willzyx	Life Vs Death --- Segment 23	A Truck Driver, getting a surrounding by a ALF Leader and Police, was got of caught off. went at Pizza Hut at Killer Whale Mascot Man. Truck Driver was killed by a Killer Whale Mascot Man, Police and ALF Leader. it's a rip-off of "South Park" Episode.
558		Concoagulations!(AKA: Party Whacked)	Back to the Death --- Segment 5	On June 16, 2018, in Middleton, WI. An Birthday 18-year-old Boy, who has invited some friends to his birthday party, while his parents were gone to a business trip in Miami, FL. had been suffering from hemophilia, a genetical disease which cause blood not to clot. When he cut the cake, he accidentally cut his hand and bandaged it. friends called the ambulance, but he died from exsanguination by the time when the paramedics arrived.
568		Los Santos Coronavirus Food (AKA: Spanish COVID-19)	Death Kitty --- Segment 1	On July 24, 2020, in Los Santos, Spain. several Coronavirus, which are not good ideas. killed at least 5,965 People, and including are sickness at least 6,073 People, who was COVID-19 going to food at Los Santos Restaurant. was killed.
578		Grounded Vindaloop (AKA: Balls Puncher)	BeDeatheled --- Segment 2	Butter Stotch, punches his father Stephen Stotch in the genitals as payback for being grounded, was killing. it's a rip-off of "South Park" Episode.
606		Snowmobile Jacked-Offed (AKA: The Caleb Moore Story)	Chase for Death --- Segment 24	On January 31, 2013, in Aspen, CO. A Snowmobile Racer named Caleb Moore, she died of from Heart Attack by went at Hospital, was killed.
621		Pelvi-Ski (AKA: The Gernot Reinstadler Story)	Life Vs Death --- Segment 23	On January 19, 1991, in Interlaken, Switzerland. Austrian Ski Racer named Gernot Reinstadler, she died of from Pelvis Injured by a Skiing Accident, went at Hospital. was killed.
645		The Platy-Pussy (AKA: The Platypus)	Death Before Store --- Segment 4	On April 28, 2021, in Sydney, Australia.
650		Coney Dead-land	The Pirate of Death --- Segment 23	On March 1, 2013, in Arizona, USA.
675		Hawksbill sea turtle (AKA: Waxed Offed)	BeDeatheled--- Segment 2	In June 20, 2013, in Suva, Fiji. A Fijian Turtle Hunter, who was went at underwater, find out of hawksbill sea turtle. hunter pick hawksbill sea turtle up, but is too heavy from hawksbill sea turtles, she died from crushed to death by a hawksbill sea turtles
688		Killer-uea (AKA: Kilauea)	Death 10 --- Segment 3	On June 21, 2006, in Kilauea, HI.
708		Banks All Folks (AKA: Robbed)	Death Kitty --- Segment 1	On October 18, 2009, in Milton-Fitzpatrick Bank, NY. An 3 Robbery, stolen at money for a saw there cops. cop shots 3 robbery, was killed by a police use a handgun.
710		Himmelstained (AKA: Hitman The Game)	Strict Parent: Punishment Deathly --- Segment 10	On June 15, 2012, in Portland, OR.
713		Puncture-Cord (AKA: Concord Officer)	Dead in Seconds --- Segment 25	On April 20, 2010, An 2 Brother, keep Fighting and too much far away. 2 Brother destroyed 2 Concord Models, 2 Brother was killed by a Concord Models Breaking, was killing.
725		Safe-Cracked (AKA: First Safecracker Safety)	Death 10 --- Segment 3	On July 4, 2013, in United States.
756		Vegta Eww (AKA: Refused Healthy Food)	Death 10 --- Segment 3	On September 7, 2011, in Carson City, NV.
771		Prisoned Killer (AKA: Lockdown)	Dead in Seconds --- Segment 25	In that Movie "Lockdown" (UK: 2000) - (US: 2003). Graffiti was Prisoner at a Police Department, a Black People (Prisoner) and White People (Prisoner) say N Word and F Word. Dre was is fault, for a Graffiti get Executed by a Prisoner, Dre and Police, was killing.
786		Stomach Ex-Plot-sion (AKA: The Meaning Of Life)	What A Wonderful Death ---Segment 10	went at French Restaurants, Mr. Creosote. He finishes the feast, and several other courses, vomiting profusely all over himself, his table, and the restaurant's staff throughout his meal, causing other diners to lose their appetite, and in some cases, throw up as well. The audience, however, never sees Creosote eating, with the sole exception of him seemingly chewing on a whole pineapple towards the end of the sequence. Finally, after being persuaded by the smooth maître ď to eat a single "wafer-thin-mint", his stomach begins to rapidly expand until it explodes: covering the restaurant and diners with viscera and partially digested food-even starting a "vomit-wave" among the other diners, who leave in disgust. Creosote is killed from Stomach Explosion by a much Junk Food. it's a rip-off of "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" (1983).
882		Barbe-Killed (AKA: Barbecue Cookout)	Death 10 --- Segment 3	On June 21, 2020, in Roanoke, Virginia.
888		Bush Whacked 7: Rat Rage Rampage Collision (AKA: Dungeon Rat)	Life Vs Death --- Segment 23	On May 1581, in London, England. A Convict Exterminator, who was killed, burrowed and eaten alive by a Rat, but whole escaped Cages, was killing.
900		Donut of Shame (AKA: Shame On You!!)	Strict Parent: Punishment Deathly --- Segment 10	On September 20 - 27, 2008, in Denver, CO. A Big Brother, for a you stolen a box of "Dunkin Donuts" doughnuts, to sister. However, got of donuts of shame. Big Brother getting grounded for 1 weeks got of stolen sister box of Dunkin Donuts doughnuts, Big Brother his escaped a room. However, father get upset and pissed-off, father stabs Big Brother, father into Big Brother doughnuts. and Now, eaten alive by a murder father for a 1 weeks later.
902		U.S.P.F'D (AKA: United State Post Station)	Death 10 --- Segment 3	On December 25, 2012, in United States.
904		Strawberry Buried Alive (AKA: Strawberry Fury)	Death Kitty --- Segment 1	On December 3, 2009, in Los Angeles, CA. A Russian-American Gardener, who was killed from Heart Attack by a buried alive from Strawberry Gardening.
913		Crushing by Hydraulic Press	Life Vs Death --- Segment 23	On April 4, 2006, in Sacramento, CA. An Hydraulic Press Scientist Man, who killed 900 People get crushed to death by a Large Hydraulic Press Machine, Hydraulic Press Scientist Man getting Arrested by a Police Officer, got of Crime. People were killed by a Large Hydraulic Press Machine. Hydraulic Press Scientist Man get sentenced tortured to death by a Police Officer.
928		Master-Bites Sexist (AKA: Masturbates Sexist)	Katamari Deathly --- Segment 2	On February 14, 2010, in Vietnam.
944		Samson Drived (AKA: The George Eisenhart Story)	Dead in Seconds --- Segment 25	On January 2009, in Madison WI. An Samson Driver named George Eisenhart, she died of from Brain Hemorrhage Crushing by a Car Crusher, going to Samson Stadium. went at Hospital, was killed.
946		Ladybirded (AKA: Ladybird Allergy)	Dead Together --- Segment 3	On May 20, 2020, Bentonville, AL.
948		Doorbreaker	Dead in Seconds --- Segment 25	On January 3, 2009, in Daytona Beach, FL. A Woman Murder, who killed 73 People get punctured to death by a Woman Murder use of Pogostick, Woman Murder getting Arrested by a Policeman, got of Crime. People were killed by a Pogostick, Woman Murder get sentenced to death by a Policeman.
950		Little Flowershop Of Horror (AKA: Flower-Top)	Death Kitty --- Segment 1	On July 30, 2011, in Miami, FL. A Japanese-American Flowershop Worker, who was dying from Heart Failure by a buried alive from Flowershop, was dying.
957		Period Death (AKA: Dotted)	What A Wonderful Death --- Segment 10	In 1850, in Rydal, England. A English Romantic Poet named William Wordsworth, pronounced is dead from Pleurisy. it's a rip-off of "Lyrical Ballads" (1798).
960		Cinco Die May'Oh Massacre (AKA: Cinco De Mayo)	BeDeatheled --- Segment 2	On May 5, 2012, in Mendoza, Argentina.
967		Goel Keeper (AKA: The Lev Yashin Story)	The Dead House --- Segment 6	On March 20, 1990, in Moscow, Russia. A Goalkeeper named Lev Yashin, who was killed and died from Stomach Cancer by a went at Russian Hospital, she best Goal Stadium ever.
968		Skully and Bones (AKA: Halloween Massacre)	Dead Alone --- Segment 18	On October 31, 2012, in San Francisco, CA.
979		You've Very Vein (AKA: Vein Shutdown)	Super Death Girls --- Segment 19	On May 24, 2022, in Frankfort, KY.
980		Sleep In The Deep Sea (AKA: Deep Sleep)	BeDeatheled --- Segment 2	On July 4, 2008, in Columbus, OH.
986		T-Retro-Do-Toxin Spray (AKA: Fright-Militia)	Death Kitty --- Segment 1	On October 16, 1982, in Colorado, USA. A Rifleman, she was died from Anthrax Collapsed by a Police use a Tetrodotoxin Spray.
986		Shark Boned (AKA: The Meg)	Katamari Deathly --- Segment 2	In that Movie "The Meg" (2018).
987		Die-Namite	Dead Alone --- Segment 18	On August 4, 2019, in Pattani, Thailand.
988		Plane Crash Survivor	Super Death Girls --- Segment 19	On November 23, 1996, in Comoros, Indian Ocean.
988		Trip To The Mail (AKA: Mail Mall)	The Dead House --- Segment 6	On December 25, 2017, in London, England.

Pilot

The pilot episodes were directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon. The first two episodes are visually distinct from the rest of the series, as they were originally intended to be the only episodes. They both open with the words of the disclaimer displayed in white font on black background, while the voice-over reads:

"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."

The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book):

"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
(note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City" font; the rest are only heard) "Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity."
"The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."
"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."

The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. The story is interspersed with expert testimony from physicians and scientists about the science of the death (what happens to the body, etc). The story ends with another comic screenshot, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death is typed over the image in red "Sin City" font. This pans right to trivia about a similar incident or related scientific fact, usually less than 30 seconds long, which is depicted entirely in comic formatting. The process repeats with the second story, which then cuts directly to commercial after the trivia. The third and fourth stories also follow this format. The fifth story follows suit, but instead goes directly to commercial after the trivia bit. The sixth story is also depicted, and then cuts to the real-life story segment, which does not employ the comic face. When the real-life story ends, the credits roll in red and yellow comic font on black/white-flecked background. The second episode mimics the first, except that the first and second stories are so long on their own that they go straight to commercial after their related trivia. The third and fourth stories follow the prior pattern, only without the trivia bits; the fifth story then leads into the real-life story, both without trivia. All Pi

Season 12 - 13

12.19: Life Vs Death

• 268. Natalia Shame-U-Zilla (AKA: The Natalia Shamuzova Story)

• 555. Free Willzyx

• 478. China Caught Collision (AKA: The China Press)

• 4. London Kills

• 913. Crushing by Hydraulic Machine

• 888. Bush Whacked 7: The Rat Plague (AKA: Two Men Was Killed By Rat Plague)

• 621. Pelvic Fracture

12.20: Chase For Death

• 112. Arson Sendead (AKA: The Ayrton Senna Story)

• 18. Bush Whacked 8: Skeen Is Killed (AKA: The Buren Skeen Story)

• 319. Scott Kill-itta (AKA: The Scott Kalitta Story)

• 14. Kevin Warted (AKA: The Kevin Ward Jr. Story)

• 24. Lou Fag Are (AKA: The Lou Figaro Story)

• 59. Monster Jammed Slideshow (AKA: Monster Jam Show)

• 606. Snowmobile Suffered

12.21: Dead in Seconds

• 1. Bullsh*t Bulldozer (AKA: The Marvin Heemayer Story)

• 771. Run Offed (AKA: Lockdown)

• 944. Trucked Off (AKA: The George Eisenhart Story)

• 713. Concord Carnage

• 110. Dice 'n' Slice (AKA: CO2 Tanked)

• 334. Besancenot Affair

• 479. Cross Your Powerline (AKA: Wild Wires)

• 948. Pogo Stuck (AKA: Man Beats With Pogostick)

13.1: Death Kitty

• 986. T-Retro-Do-Toxin Spray (AKA: Flight-Militia)

• 568. Los Santos Coronavirus Food (AKA: Spanish COVID-19)

• 511. Whittleton (AKA: Croaked Offed)

• 708. Banks All Folks (AKA: Robbed)

• 17. Violin Violence

• 904. Strawberry Buried Alive (AKA: Strawberry Fury)

• 950. Little Flowershop Of Horror (AKA: Flower-Top)

13.2: BeDeatheled

• 675. Hawksbill Sea Turtle (AKA: Waxed Offed)

• 578. Grounded Vindaloop (AKA: Balls Puncher)

• 960. Cinco Die May'Oh Massacre (AKA: Cinco De Mayo)

• 2. Tacti-Killed

• 980. Sleep In The Deep Sea (AKA: Deep Sleep)

• 761. Spand Ass-Press (AKA: Spand Timer)

• 237. Em-Boat-Assed (AKA: Boat Striking)

13.3: Death 10

• 688. Killer-uea (AKA: The Truman Taylor Story)

• 756. Vegta Eww (AKA: Refused Healthy Food)

• 725. Safe-Cracked (AKA: First Safecracker Safety)

• 902. U.S.P.F'D (AKA: United States Post Station)

• 882. Barbe-Killed (AKA: Barbecue Cookout)

• 507. Lance Ger-Killed (AKA: The Lance Gerken Story)

• 183. Mirco-Boned (AKA: Phony Microphone)

13.4: We Love Death

• 538. Gay Died (AKA: Gay Pridefully)

• 469. Bed Caught Off (AKA: Terror of Beds)

• 153. Ein Letzter Angriff (AKA: Fixed Bayonets!)

• 672. Saxoboned (AKA: Sex-o-phone)

• 880. Military

• 922. Ass-pirin (AKA: Drug Aspirin Treatment)

• 701. Die Voltage (AKA: Voltage Bolts)

13.5: Back To The Death

• 4. Life-less Pit

• 558. Concoagulations! (AKA: Party Whacked)

• 409. Died Up The Bastard

• 577. Bush Whacked 9: San Freezencisco (AKA: Freezer Francisco)

• 994. Mariumatized

• 800. Battle-Killed (AKA: Battlefield Game Addiction)

• 916. Rats All Folks (AKA: Pet The Rat)

13.6: The Dead House

• 967. Goel Keeper (AKA: The Lev Yashin Story)

• 523. Steal-y and The Beast (AKA: Shoe Stealer)

• 988. Trip To The Mail (AKA: Mail Mall)

• 77. Die-olin (AKA: Violin Violent)

• 190. Chucked Offed (AKA: Nunchuck)

• 579. Hit-Manned 2 (AKA: Hitman 2 Game Addiction)

• 692. Stephen Hell-En-Burg (AKA: The Stephen Hillenburg Story)

13.7: Mr. Deadly

• 3. Baroque Death Groove (AKA: Baroque Brats)

• 670. Sex Carrot (AKA: Care-Rot)

• 895. London Ohio Rock

• 213. British Crime (AKA: Destination Destruction)

• 88. Macho Sword (AKA: Mexican Macho)

• 577. Angry Ed

• 862. Ferbie Disco (AKA: Dis-Cock)

13.8: Save Your Dead

• 449. Gurugram Lightning Strikes (AKA: Indian Storm)

• 309. Darkness And Light Comedy

• 991. Epic Death (AKA: Epic Fight)

• 246. Electrocute Larry Law (AKA: Against Law)

• 772. Ike's Wee Wee

• 40. Stan'd Lee (AKA: The Stan Lee Story)

• 157. Duststorm Massacre (AKA: Arizonan Duststorm)

13.9: What A Wonderful Death

• 786. Stomach Ex-Plot-sion (AKA: The Meaning of Life)

• 920. Epiglottisington (AKA: The George Washington Story)

• 765. You-tubed Ex-terminated (AKA: YouTube Terminated)

• 880. Schooled Shot (AKA: No Weapon)

• 238. Legoland

• 259. Period Death (AKA: Dotted)

• 700. Acid Pool (AKA: Acid-entally)

13.10: Strict Parent: Punishment Deathly

• 710. Himmelstained (AKA: Hitman The Game)

• 900. Donut of Shame (AKA: Shame On You!!)

• 308. Christy Whacked (AKA: The Christy Welch Story)

• 677. Porno-Graphed (AKA: Pornographer)

• 892. Gunned

• 815. Liver In-Fece-tions (AKA: Liver Infections)

• 937. Face Mask Massacre (AKA: Store Shoplifting)

13.11: DOP - Death Omelette Painfully

• 949. Swordfish (AKA: Sword Sore Impaled)

• 303. Welcome Death-er Bunny (AKA: Easter)

• 689. Razorclam (AKA: Choked Massacre)

• 918. Virtual Reality Massacre (AKA: Ready Player One)

• 381. Industrial Sentiments

• 792. Bulimia Queen (AKA: Darkness & Christmas)

• 106. Hurricane Tragedy

13.12: Death Wars: The Phantom Menace

• 167. Engage Creed (AKA: Pet Sematary)

• 846. The Simpsons Guy (AKA: Beer Fighter)

• 728. GOA - Going Ocelot Assaulted (AKA: Ocelot Attacks)

• 995. Screw Up Shrew (AKA: Worst Venom Ever)

• 800. Expired Undated

• 412. Virus-Tastrophe (AKA: American COVID-19)

• 562. Lumber Jacked-Offed (AKA: Ex-axes)

13.13: Death Wars: Attack of The Clone

• 863. Helium Dream (AKA: High Bitched)

• 746. Ear Today, Dead Tomorrow (AKA: Ear Waxed)

• 934. Tstese Terror (AKA: Pecked Sucked)

• 791. Deviled Attacked (AKA: Tasmanian Devil Attacking)

• 905. Super No-Vanish (AKA: Texan Supernova 2022)

• 157. One Chip Challenge (AKA: Paqui Carolinian Pepper Deadly)

• 670. Kangaroo Buckaroo (AKA: Kangaroo Kicking)

13.14: Death Wars: Revenge Of Sith

• 386. Blurdered

• 782. Flu Season (AKA: Seasonal Fever)

• 923. Potion Motion (AKA: Side Effects Potion)

• 313. Wuhan Lockdown Novel Coronavirus (AKA: Chinese COVID-19)

• 568. Charger Clotted

• 829. Happy Wars Failed (AKA: Level Mission Failed)

• 856. Norovirus Notorious (AKA: Norovirus Outbreak)

13.15: Hey! Spencer, Got A Yellow Light: Deadliest

• 625. Horsefly Seasonal (AKA: Horsefly Allergy)

• 967. The Thing

• 532. Jessica Gas-Killed (AKA: The Jessica Gaskell Story)

• 708. Helicopter Crashing (AKA: The Kobe Bryant Story)

• 481. Torna-Die (AKA: Tornado)

• 899. Trucked Out (AKA: Handy Hell)

• 500. Ebola (AKA: African Ebola Virus)

13.16: 5'000 BC Tales

• 2000. Greece Battle

• 1000. Mountain Lion Massacre (AKA: Mountain Mauling)

• 3000. Italian Battle

• 4000. Blame Frame (AKA: Stuff Breaker)

• 5000. Arabic Battle

13.17: Friday Night Deathin

• 308. The Meer-Kike (AKA: The Meerkat)

• 969. Black Whore (AKA: Blackhole)

• 397. Grand Theft Auto (AKA: The Devin Moore Story)

• 556. South Pacific Cyclone (AKA: Pacific Ocean)

• 833. Petrified Stoned (AKA: Medusa Get Mad)

• 7000. One Million Overpopulation (AKA: Future Population)

• 101. Canada Smoke (AKA: Banned Smoked)

13.18: Dead Alone

• 968. Skully And Bones (AKA: Halloween Massacre)

• 987. Die-Namite

• 801. Cake-Tastrophe (AKA: Birthday Whacked)

• 945. Caracal Attack

• 9000. Mold Breaded (AKA: Moldy Bready)

• 2214. Black Marker (AKA: Future Of Dead Space Addiction)

• 559. Sissy Sassy Bratty

13.19: Super Death Girls

• 988. Plane Crash Survivor

• 817. Sandwich Wichita Wicked (AKA: Poison Sandwiches)

• 979. You've Very Vein (AKA: Vein Shutdown)

• 838. You And Me (AKA: The Jin Yaqin Story)

• 1002: Talent Taken Away

• 7290. Future (AKA: 6 Millennium Ago)

• 195. Teeth Destroyed

13.20: Famous Deads

• 856. Red Hothead Explode

• 2022. Supernova (AKA: Northern USA Supernova)

• 711. 7-Eleven (AKA: Shoplifting Gas Station)

• 4. Fourth Of July

• 911. Twin Tower Patriot Massacre (AKA: 2002 Plane Crashing)

• 9999. Ass-teroid (AKA: Asteroid)

• 71. Canada Day

13.21: Death Deads: The Raiders Of Ark

• 432. Horrendous Hazardous

• 629. Payback Paid Attention (AKA: Attention Detention)

• 750. Pink Die Maked Worst (AKA: Pink Eye Make Worse)

• 981. Frost Jacked-Offed (AKA: Jack Frost)

• 4087. Minecraft

• 4017. S.B.F'D-129 (AKA: Marshall Future)

• 9098. The End Of Earth Day

13.22: Death Vs.

• 490. The Arm-a-dildo (AKA: The Armadillo)

• 1003. Cocaine Chaos

• 386. Chipmunked Away (AKA: Woman Get Rabies Virus)

• 2021. Caillou Canceled (AKA: Original Caillou Is Cancelled)

• 125. Foster Home (AKA: Punishment Day)

• 900. Dumbass Robbed Loxley (AKA: Noob Is A Dumb)

• 865. Come Is Troll Meme

13.23: Pirate Of The Death

• 775. Gunpowdered Outgunned (AKA: Gunpowder Exploder)

• 650. Coney Dead-land

• 817. Lemur Attack

• 782. Bitch-en Shire (AKA: Kitchenshire)

• 910. Hampshire Gore (AKA: New-grounded)

• 1640. Medieval Warfare

• 2025. 3d Model Massacre

14.1: Open Your Val's Boxes

• 175. Babaye-Whacked (AKA: Gunshot)

• 746. Scotts-men Gas Station (AKA: Scott Get Fatso)

• 5819. Destiny Destroy

• 235. OMG! You Killed Kenny (AKA: South Park)

• 572. Bush Whacked 10: Tattle Tail Tattletale (AKA: Worst Tattletail Ever)

• 888. Brian Goes Away (AKA: Brian Griffin Get Hits By A Cars)

• 883. Sick Sikh

14.2: Katamari Deathly

• 986. Shark Boned (AKA: The Meg)

• 537. Air-Crapped

• 928. Master-Bites Sexist (AKA: Masturbates Sexist)

• 420. Drug Abused

• 6500. Bikini Bottom (AKA: Battle Of Bikini Bottom Videogame)

• 820. Slowed Loris Massacre (AKA: Venomous Worsted)

• 7002. Chewed Gummed (AKA: 1'000 Chewing Gum Swallowed)

14.3: Dead House

• 572. Rob-Banned Williams (AKA: The Robin Williams Story)

• 9001. Dead Teeth From Cavity (AKA: Brain Just Failed)

• 255. Space Jammed (AKA: Worst Basketball Ever)

• 7882. Gut-Tastrophe

• 1073. Ear In-Fece-tions (AKA: Ear Infections)

• 5001. Fore Formal (AKA: Haunted Formal)

• 910. Car Damn-aged (AKA: Car Damaged)

14.4: Death Before Store

• 1127. Tortured

• 645. The Platy-Pussy (AKA: The Platypus)

• 55. Taco Bell Drive-through

• 37. Hostile Gore

• 1225. Jacked-Offed In The Box (AKA: Jack-In-The-Box)

• 1008. Romanian Riot

14.5: Dead Of Life

• 1059. Hot Headed

• 1567. Mine Shafted (AKA: Mineshaft Ticking Bomb)

• 562. Jackal Jacked-Offed (AKA: Jackal Attack)

• 21. Amoebidied (AKA: Texan Amoebiasis)

• 677. Mac OS EX'd (AKA: The Alex Holowka Story)

• 7001. Wisdom Teeth Removal

• 1099. Arts and Crappeds (AKA: Arts and Crafts)

14.6: iDeadly

• 214. Hate Match

• 2100. Time Travelled (AKA: Future England)

• 2350. Raining Food (AKA: Weather Changed From Cloudy With Chance A Foods)

• 1092. Father's Day (AKA: Father Rideway Ruiner)

• 673. Temple T-Rant-Rums (AKA: Temple Tantrum)

• 1000. Unhappy National Day

• 8892. Horror Horrified (AKA: Rated R Movie)

14.7: The Good, The Bad And The Dead: Part II

• 1115. Anal-tomy (AKA: Ivan The Terrible And His Son Ivan)

• 1455. The Bitch-son (AKA: The Bison)

• 687. Brain Popped (AKA: Strong Francine Strong)

• 5078. Hand Gunned (AKA: The Samuel Colt Story)

• 2991. Shop Till Down Shoplifted (AKA: The Caroline Giuliani Story)

• 2207. Nobody Got Cereal?

15.1: Graphic Violence On Death Soup

• 629. Death Of The Midnight Sun (AKA: Roasted Death)

• 5. Psychopathy Is The Way To Death

• 388. Fart-Dead

• 450. Charged And Dead

• 699. Sli-dead (AKA: Slide)

• 139. Bullied To The End

• 141. Heroin Dealer No More (AKA: Drug Crapped)

15.2: Death: For Your Entertainment

• 1808. Flash On, Flash Offed

• 1147. Stop Stitchin'

• 2222. Hooked, Lined, And Sunk-Her

• 8169. Bear-Foot In The Park

• 4320. My Secret Crush

• 5146. Environmentalized

• 1018. Kata-Mary For-Ever (AKA: Katamari Forever)

15.3: UnderDeath

• 388. Rocky Roadkill (AKA: What A Drag)

• 578. Tongue Died (AKA: Bitten Off)

• 699. Done In The Oven (AKA: Creamed)

• 139. Zoo Are Dead (AKA: Dead Meat)

• 141. Death Metal (AKA: Rocked And Rolled)

• 145. Ouch Potato (AKA: Sofa King Dumb)

• 174. Die-mound Mine (AKA: Crystal Death)

15.4: When Life Gives You Death

• 147. Night Stuck

• 394. Base Balled

• 443. Shop Lifted

• 59. Drug A-Dick-Ted

• 898. Drug Smugglers

• 670. Dinkler

• 633. Dying Pan

15.5: Born To Die

• 9077. Scuba Die

• 2660. Treaded Mill

• 7881. Cold Stoned

• 7005. Chewed Off

• 1029. Unsecured Measures

• 2241. Buzz Killed

• 4682. Glass Holed

15.6: Dawn Of The Dead

• 1038. Tooth-dick (AKA: Alcohol-Licked)

• 8023. Own-bot (AKA: Mechanized Mayhem)

• 1564. Pole Position (AKA: Bounced)

• 1003. Pinkie Die (AKA: Friendship Is Tragic)

• 2530. King Dumb Darts (AKA: De-dart Dead)

• 7089. High Die-ve (AKA: Board To Death)

• 1980. Tilt A Hurl (AKA: Tilted)

15.7: Death Jam

• 5053. Self-Fulfilling Prophecy (AKA: Today's Top Story: YOU'RE DEAD)

• 9753. Prolapse Collapse

• 6568. Dead Meat Spin

• 4778. Big Balled (AKA: Wrecking Balled)

• 5089. Flop Shot

• 8776. Chopper Sue (AKA: Scrambled Dregs)

• 5921. In Deep Sh**t (AKA: Wallowing In Corpulence)
  

15.8: Cure For The Common Death, VII

• 8845. Ditch Dork

• 2003. Sore Fish

• 2005. Cut-ana

• 9910. Hockey Stuck

• 1807. Rival

• 7254. M.L.G: Majorly Lazy Geek

• 8880. Cut-Ar

16.1: Dead IV

• 8098. Zoo Died? You Died!

• 1306. Deadly Sex Fantasy

• 1186. Pizza Delivered

• 4679. Hockey Puck

• 2802. Pardon My Manners, But.... You're Dead, Sir

• 9892. Inter-Corpse

• 3561. Cannibal Of Rotten Burg

16.2: The Corpse Party Has Just Begun

• 1012. Rob-lox

• 1051. Mammoth Crushed

• 1083. Deathly Harassed

• 5009. Polar Death

• 6996. Necroses Meets Phoebe

• 2118. Katrina's Supper

• 2907. Dinosaur's Attack (AKA: Dino Fudged)

16.3: Death - Live

• 3457. You Tubed (AKA: Tree To Get Ready)

• 5592. Reenact-Dead (AKA: Lanced)

• 2561. Twister - Story Of A Dumb Ass (AKA: Tornado)

• 3470. Prison Break (Your Skull) (AKA: Prison Broke)

• 8653. Reaped (AKA: Sliced)

• 1686. Last Train To Deaths Vile (AKA: Trained)

• 4935. Slip N' Died (AKA: Christ Missed It)

16.4: Even Death Sometimes Wants To Die

• 441. Brain Freezed (AKA: Man Vs. Died)

• 204. Brat Cramped (AKA: Brat Crapped)

• 792. Nickel And Dime (AKA: Coined Offed)

• 19. Prop Come-Die (AKA: Comedy Clubbed)

• 808. Slash Cab (AKA: Dearly Newport)

• 609. Gang Banged (AKA: Flash Mobbed)

• 162. Drug Test Dead (AKA: H20 Drowned)

16.5: Stupid Is The Formula For Death

• 1014. Time To Take Out The Worst

• 1055. Google Fudged

• 5553. Drunk And Decapitated (AKA: The Ride To Death)

• 2356. Even Toilets Can Kill (AKA: Anal Bullet)

• 8901. Black Death

• 6668. Scapegoated

• 6661. Halifax Suicide

16.6: Death Cab For Stupid

• 4324. Royal Impeachment (AKA: Monk-EEK!)

• 7779. Ctrl-Alt-Deleted (AKA: Computer Jacked)

• 3136. Reef-er Madness (AKA: Open Waters)

• 5553. Stunt Doubled (AKA: Highway To Hell)

• 7436. Gym-Nasty Sized (AKA: Flipped Off)

• 6587. Air Pressured (AKA: Decompressed)

• 4988. Rasputin-I zed

16.7: Corpse Party

• 8112. Sneezy Does It

• 1257. Crush-End-Oh

• 1024. Scary Potter

• 2998. Pain Gretzky

• 6000. Bats**t Crazy

• 0. Early Grave

• 9202. Eau De Toilet

16.8: Death - The Best Medicine!

• 1903. Burn, Baby Burn! (AKA: Beard-dead)

• 2936. Highlight-dead (AKA: Yellow Belly)

• 2421. Jurassic Grass (AKA: Dino-Sore)

• 1638. Tram-poser (AKA: Quit Lion!)

• 8819. Trashed (AKA: Junked)

• 2400. Ninja Owned (AKA: Sure It Can)

• 7853. Business Tripped (AKA: Trucked Up)

16.9: Give Em' Something To Die About

• 924. Goodbye World

• 855. United Flatlines

• 511. Train Of Taut

• 137. Ranch Undressing

• 383. EDM: Electrocuted Dead Moron

• 214. Shrap-Nullified

• 600. Ubermush

16.10: How The Dumber Half Dies

• 226. Elmer Fricked

• 95. Just A Suggestion (AKA: Red, White, And Blew)

• 183. Aerobic-chide

• 480. Disappearing Act

• 646. Using Your Heads

• 663. Bite Me! (AKA: What A Pain In The Neck)

• 334. Trigger Crappy (AKA: Do A Barrel Blow!)

16.11: Dead Stiff

• 7100. Bed Of Fails (AKA: Abra-Cadaver)

• 8302. Di-Shoveled (AKA: Ass Of Spades)

• 9211. Duke Of Hazards (AKA: Chemi-Killed)

• 7888. Tanked Up (AKA: Bulldozed)

• 5999. Pervert Out (AKA: Wanked)

• 1226. Drugged Up (AKA: Weed Whacked)

• 1909. Top Crowed (AKA: Bruised Lee)

16.12: Insert Witty Pun About Death Here

• 230. Carnival

• 81. Speed Raced

• 531. Astronaut

• 302. Food Whacked

• 612. Ironed Man

• 807. Ball Sacked

• 720. Environmental

16.13: Death Stays Crunchy, Even In Milk

• 4444. The Sound Of Death (AKA: Lady Dead)

• 1037. Fat-A-Tat-Tat (AKA: Fat-ass-trope)

• 8256. Drunk Out

• 2344. Popped Started

• 1555. Soreigner Of The Earthquake

• 7777. Baby Flameroller

• 8521. Nin Justiced

17.1: So Many Dumb Ways To Die

• 8992. Aeros-Hole

• 2000. F*ck Sick (AKA: Sick Sense)

• 6029. Slushed

• 1098. Sword Played

• 1006. Tekken Out

• 2552. TT-EXed

• 1045. Famous Ashamed Amos

17.2: Deadly Premonitions

• 2512. Stand Upped

• 4957. Dance Offed

• 3522. Bad Fair Day

• 6698. Full Metal Jackass

• 1487. Air Rosebud

• 2860. Car-Face

• 4308. Mount Forever-Rest

17.3: Little Miss Death

• 426. That's All She Throat

• 154. Head In The Gutter (Ball)

• 22. Carpool

• 339. Interrogate-Dead

• 16. Bugged Bunny

• 410. Crack Of Done

• 84. Her Last Supper

17.4: Super Death Super Show

• 512. Alcohol Abused

• 702. Emergency Landed

• 687. Safety Dead

• 846. Rushed Zone

• 111. Stretched Out

• 932. Cactus

• 304. Paranoid Beyond Belief

• 217. Chimney Boiled

• 884. What The WWW!

• 287. Footballer'd

17.5: Merry Deathmas!

• 689. The Cir-Kill

• 459. Car-rots

• 388. Ugh-Nate

• 578. Not So Pro-Test

• 699. Impale-Mental

• 38. Tampering With The System-Dumb!

• 141. Pick Ass

17.6: Death - The Best Climax

• 7993. Dead As Disco (AKA: Glass Hole)

• 4568. Cross Died (AKA: Bible-kill)

• 3285. Super Zero 2 (AKA: Gilde-Dead)

• 2224. Jeepers Creepers (AKA: Off Roading)

• 1247. Kill-Owatt (AKA: Shocking Isn't It?)

• 9446. Die-ner (AKA: Stop Cart)

• 6741. White Russian (AKA: Mos-cow)

17.7: Death! The Major Motion Picture

• 7511. Assassinated (AKA: Anus Out)

• 4666. Snow Froze

• 4124. Cabin-Hated (AKA: War'd Robed)

• 8878. Scary Sauna (AKA: Champion'd)

• 1008. Happy Death Day!

• 2104. Re-Enect-Dead (AKA: Feeling Guilty?)

• 4998. Can't You See He's Dead? (AKA: Yee-Haw! He's Dead!)

17.8: The Extreme Decline In Population

• 437. Drunken Space

• 924. Rama dead

• 275. Hotel Of The Dead

• 867. Toxic Wasteland Of Corpses

• 442. Dead The Explorer

• 637. Halloween The Parody (AKA: Michael's Last Day)

• 858. Grief-Entitled

17.9: Death-In Theaters Soon

• 8900. Nuclear Meltdown (AKA: Japanned)

• 1119. Phone Boned (AKA: Battery Dead)

• 1189. Come At Me Bro (Cause I Am Dead!) (AKA: Trolled)

• 2291. Exploding Fever (AKA: Iran Out Of Blood)

• 9988. Daring Life Gets You Death (AKA: Alligator Mayhem)

• 1926. Richie Rich (AKA: Money Makes His World Stop)

• 1044. Dominique & Evelyn: Enjoy Death To Show (AKA: Enjoy Showed)

17.10: How To Lose A Die In 10 Days

• 41. Die 2 (AKA: So 2000 And Late)

• 708. Al Gored (AKA: An Inconvenient Death)

• 401. Die Space

• 955. Moshed Up (AKA: Mashed Potatoes)

• 501. Man In The Moonshine (AKA: Pro Hi-witched)

• 166. Blocked Off (AKA: Over Passed Away)

• 444. Drunk Vs. Drunk

18.1: House Of Death

• 925. Wheeled On The Bus

• 52. Bulletin Boarded

• 999. Rekt, Rekter, Rektor, Rekthoe

• 14. De-Trailed

• 374. Sleep Acked

• 44. Capture The Flagged (AKA: Winner Chicken Died-er)

• 142. Cooking With Death (AKA: Reformed Chef)

• 290. Downed In The Water (AKA: Liquid: Drink, Drown, Die)

18.2: Bad To The Bone

• 5014. Ass-umed (AKA: Gangsta Dead)

• 1119. Unfired Ant (AKA: Ant Yap)

• 9373. Faggot Maggot Baguette (AKA: Maggoted)

• 6618. Mexi-corn (AKA: It's A Matter Of Keeping Your Head (Hay Head))

• 1199. Porn Graphically Mauled (AKA: Icy Shoulder (Bear With Me))

• 7206. Back Dropped (AKA: Out With The Credits)

• 10000. Final Sanded (AKA: Black Sand Bottom)

18.3: Death: Coming To A Cemetery Near You!

• 2002. U.F. Owned

• 1004. Hang-Wire Situation

• 8029. Sky Dier

• 1059. Hawk-eye

• 1200. Lip Loss

• 1010. Jaw Fairy

• 2996. Mammaries Of You

18.4: Life Is A Four-Letter Words

• 1296. Pelvis Banger

• 7025. Es-ca-Later!

• 5008. Whip-Lash

• 2287. U.F.C. Got Owned!

• 1592. Balloon-attics Play With Ass-Oline

• 5087. Dynamite

• 2908. Special Forces (Of Nature!)

18.5: Death On Ice

• 4098. Bruisin' USA

• 1333. Best Served Culled

• 5845. Criminal Yak-tivity

• 1701. You Reaper What You Sew

• 9897. All's Whale That Ends Whale

• 4366. Wardrobe Malfunction

• 5323. Killboard

18.6: Starts With "D" Ends With "Dead"

• 689. Paper Or Ballistic

• 459. Spit-net

• 388. Spas Class

• 578. Did Nazi That Coming

• 699. Khan You Dig It?

• 139. Dead Meet

• 141. Coincidence

18.7: Off The Habitable Zone And In The Death

• 437. Loser Takes Ball (AKA: Dodge This!)

• 924. Mr-Tree-Field (AKA: Taking The Fall)

• 275. Shocking Isn't It? (AKA: Drunk And Fried)

• 867. Skin-Dead Spirits (AKA: Pale In Comparison)

• 442. OH SNAP! (AKA: Knee-d To Die)

• 637. This Old House (AKA: A Haunting We Will Go!)

• 858. Car-Tastrophic (AKA: Bad Luck Fudged!)

18.8: Death - Life's Punchline

• 6896. Sat-chel Charge (AKA: Sword-dead Affair)

• 4595. Flat Man

• 3888. Die-library

• 5781. Dy'in Apple Grenade

• 6994. EEE!!!-Egyptian

• 7996. Maul-otov Cocktail

• 2993. Neo Nazi (AKA: Die-indie)

18.9: The Deader And The Better

• 3028. Not So Safe

• 7000. Ther-Mite

• 9797. Ass-ic

• 7926. Barrel Rolled Over

• 9567. Terror-ist

• 1502. Die-t Coke

• 8288. Gas Hole

18.10: Cure For The Common Death, Part VIII

• 4700. Eye In-Fece-tions (AKA: Eye Infections)

• 5827. I Don't Career

• 7691. Face Book-ends (AKA: Facebook)

• 101. Behavior Card Day (AKA: Goanimate: Caillou Get Grounded - Behavior Card Day)

• 6017. Scam-Cave-Avenger Cunt (AKA: Scavenger Hunt)

• 5202. President

• 8218. Game-Tastrophe

19.1: Death - Now With 20% More Die!

• 6893. Shoo-ting Range

• 4596. Highway To Hell

• 3883. Gang-st-er

• 8567. Bugged Out (AKA: Spider Man)

• 3958. Catapult-dead (AKA: Die High)

• 1339. Loser Beam (AKA: Shined)

• 4841. Laser Die Surgery (AKA: Seen The Light)

19.2: License To Die

• 1902. Passed Food

• 7721. Mound St Helen

• 3074. Snakes On A Stickshift

• 3993. Dis-member-ed

• 1010. Magne-Towed

• 1058. Virtual Fatality

• 1077. Hall Marked

19.3: The Walking Dead

• 390. Grave Stoned (AKA: The Non Walking Dead)

• 459. iPwn'd (AKA: Phoned In)

• 388. Rocked In Roller Coaster (AKA: Rail Fail)

• 578. Fire crack-him (AKA: Male Call)

• 699. Doom Raider (AKA: Re-dart-ed)

• 799. Marshmell-OWNED! (AKA: Hot Headed)

• 523. Jogged Over (AKA: I Work OWW-t)

19.4: Do Not Try This At Home! (Seriously)

• 138. Jackass: The Home Game

• 338. Cat-Burgled (AKA: Pussy Whipped)

• 604. The Bank Dick-Head (AKA: Un-Safe)

• 415. Hungry, Hungry Hippo (AKA: Is Hungry)

• 288. Nuked Up

• 309. Trombones (AKA: Pulling A Trombone)

• 80. Ghost busted! 30's

19.5: Death 101

• 4377. E-Raced (AKA: Formula D-One)

• 9246. Die School (AKA: Locker Out)

• 2755. Bird Brained (AKA: Animals Strike Back!)

• 8674. Passed Gas (AKA: Gassed Out)

• 4423. Wedged Out (AKA: Tree Mugger)

• 6372. Close But No Cigar (AKA: Butt F***ed)

• 8581. Tales From The Crypt (AKA: Crypt Raider)

19.6: Law And Order: The Against Law Death

• 1108. Ass-cited Of Rebirth

• 1302. Residents Evil

• 1034. Temperature Bath & Beyond

• 8008. Ant-arctic-a-dead

• 1081. Arse-kansas Death

• 1071. Africanized

• 9003. Dusted

19.7: Death Penalties Part II

• 6846. Recycled (AKA: Environmental)

• 3281. Star-Studded (AKA: Hollywood Squared)

• 7977. Candle-Es-tine Death (AKA: Treed Off)

• 1067. Destroy, Build, Die (AKA: Cleveland Steamroller)

• 2144. Foul Falls (AKA: Three Strikes)

• 7175. Raptor's Delight (AKA: Bird Brained)

• 9019. Last But Not Yeast (AKA: Panhandled)

19.8: UR DED LOL ROLF

• 689. Flattened (AKA: By The Screen T.V.)

• 459. Basket Balled

• 388. Shed-dead Skin

• 578. Gar-Batch Duty

• 699. Dild-Owe!

• 38. Hard Balled

• 141. Hocus! Cultist!

19.9: Cure For The Common Death, Part X

• 7802. Abscessed (AKA: Organ Abscess)

• 8330. Stomach In-Fece-tions (AKA: Stomach Infections)

• 1092. Bush Whacked 11: Peter Get Stuck His Couch (AKA: Peter Got Coma)

• 3210. Are You Die (AKA: Are You High)

• 7444. Rath Boned

• 2294. Fore Locked

• 7328. Terror-Tastrophe (AKA: Terrorist Attacks)

19.10: Death - The Best Way To Kill A Half An Hour

• 6895. Shang-Died (AKA: Pirated)

• 4598. Exercise (AKA: Balls To The Wall)

• 3889. Over Heist (AKA: Rocked Out)

• 5780. A Ghastly Problem (AKA: BOO! Your Dead)

• 6995. Winded (AKA: Your Biggest Fan)

• 3856. Shop Till You Drop (AKA: Black Out Friday)

• 1417. Cloak And Dagger (AKA: Law Broke)

19.11: Death Is Equal To Or Greater Than Life Part I

• 8218. Rolling Over A New Leaf

• 2779. Dead As A Plank

• 5516. Six Flags Over Death

• 3335. Your Love Is My Drug

• 7314. Die-lenol

• 1401. Anti-Drug Cam-pain

• 4412. Fun-Die-Mentalist

19.12: Death Is Equal To Or Greater Than Life Part II

• 3651. V-Numb

• 8756. What Comes Over The Catwalk Railings?

• 5431. Cunt-Tana

• 2456. Die-reacted (AKA: CUT! Your Dead)

• 8896. Samurai-Die (AKA: Spear You Spear)

• 3641. Dart-ed (AKA: African't)

• 9751. Ass-As-sin's Creed

19.13: Death: The Final Frontier Part II

• 54. Baptismal Fool (AKA: Holy Diver)

• 308. Dodge Balled (AKA: Dodge-Died)

• 421. Erased (AKA: Drawn Together)

• 993. Jack The R.I.P. (AKA: Stripped)

• 602. Murphy-Dead (AKA: Em-Bedded)

• 870. Vibrate OWE!

• 200. Slay Her (AKA: Tenacious Dead)

19.14: Died-icated To A Died-Hard Fanatic

• 2109. Died-Hard Fanatic

• 1220. C-Sharp Or B-Flat (AKA: Piano Concerto In Major Pain)

• 5994. Myth-flustered

• 4555. Pyrrhic Pressure

• 9900. Enlightenment (AKA: Burning For Justice)

• 5223. Mortar-fiend

• 9446. Bored Stiff (AKA: Bored Of Education)

19.15: Death Goes Derv

• 813. Fart-Alec (AKA: Ass-implosion)

• 551. Mirco Fail

• 780. Die-11 (AKA: Phoning It In)

• 388. Hero-out (AKA: Shot In The Arm)

• 687. F***ed Tape (AKA: A Sticky Situation)

• 299. Spy Vs. Death

• 935. Plastered Caster

20.1: Death - Because Life Is Overrated

• 6892. Nitro-Asses (AKA: Re-Cycled)

• 4593. Any Given Gun Day (AKA: Hot Boxed)

• 3886. That Sinking Feeling (AKA: Dick Sand)

• 8565. Pecker Pecked You In The Pecker (AKA: Given The Bird)

• 3954. Trill Death Do You Part (AKA: A Trilling Tale)

• 1335. EX-hi-bit (AKA: Mu-See Him Die)

• 4848. Pimp My Died (AKA: Citizen Cane)

20.2: Dead Death

• 1002. Taco Belled (AKA: Signed Off)

• 1899. Held In (AKA: Wii'd)

• 8922. Oxidized (AKA: Mr. Die)

• 2555. Ho-boned (AKA: C-Awe Struck)

• 8298. Gassed Holed (AKA: Pipe Smoked)

• 9000. Hot Spring (AKA: Take A Bath)

• 6921. Dead Wealth (AKA: Fool's Death)

20.3: Death Is A Witch

• 6894. Cap-anise

• 4597. COW Girl

• 3880. Pit-Bullied

• 5786. Cop Sucker

• 6993. Mother Trucking Terrorist

• 8000. What The Helli-copter

• 1415. Bye-Cycle

20.4: Death - Because Life Is So Boring!

• 6890. Polar Ass Capped (AKA: Ice Hole)

• 4591. Ball Sacked (AKA: You're Out)

• 3884. Fruits Of The Doom (AKA;:Tree To Get Ready)

• 8563. The Last Straw (AKA: Straw Drop)

• 3954. Any Maniac (AKA: Feeling Sword)

• 1330. U.P.S**t! (AKA: Return To Sender)

• 4846. Red, White, And Blew (AKA: M Deity)

20.5: Cure For The Common Death, Part XI

• 9010. Shat's It (AKA: Un-Possessed And Possessed)

• 8793. Penis In-Fece-tion (AKA: Penis Infection)

• 810. How Dart You (AKA: Truth Or Dare)

• 9901. Ouija Bored (AKA: The Elijah Bond Story)

• 7434. Peppered

• 4500. LittleDeadPlanet (AKA: LittleBigPlanet Game Addiction)

• 5630. David Gr-ass-eber (AKA: The David Graeber Story)

20.6: Death... Death Is Everywhere!

• 1167. Cunt Punt

• 3105. Whirl-Fool (AKA: Circling The Drain)

• 4222. A Hero (AKA: The Gangster That Couldn't Shoot Straight)

• 9043. Fat-Ass-Trophe

• 1002. Baltimore Ravine' (AKA: A Poe-ethic Finale)

• 6908. Poop Shoot (AKA: Dirty Bombed)

• 5287. Death Magnetic (AKA: Fatal Attraction)

20.7: Dead Man Tells A Funny Stories

• 1287. Smashing Dumb Kinds (AKA: Green Die)

• 5188. Dying Tits (AKA: Crashed Out)

• 7207. Coco Nuts! (AKA: One, Two, Tree)

• 8915. Yanking My Chain (AKA: What A Drag)

• 1876. Recoiled (AKA: Elk Evaded)

• 1801. Hair Die (AKA: Gassed Out)

• 6204. Kick Balled (AKA: Shoe Fly)

20.8: Death Loves Stupid People With A Dash Of Unlucky

• 1193. Paint Balled

• 1103. Skiing Trip

• 8712. Terrorist

• 4087. Dodge Balled

• 7003. Jersey Gore (2)

• 1508. Bayou-Neck

• 3280. Curiosity Didn't Kill The Cat

20.9: Death - The Musical

• 6899. Die-Ro-Foam

• 4592. Pus Row Duh!

• 3885. Ameri-can't

• 5786. Wood Chipped

• 6993. Who Let Dogs And The Other Animals Out?

• 3896. Bash Can

• 1411. Hunting Accident

20.10: Death Prefered To Live

• 3143. Cr-OWE! Bar

• 1937. Soccer Balled

• 7095. Mill-Tear-y

• 8108. Choke-Late (AKA: The Vincent Smith II Story)

• 4936. Junk Tart

• 2884. Iron-y

• 7013. Cat Fight On A Cold Stoned Pavement

21.1: Death: For Dummies

• 2244. Air Forced (AKA: JROTCDead)
• 1737. Came Un-Done
• 5499. Exert-Dead (AKA: Exer-Offed)
• 8436. Sucked Offed (AKA: Crack Piped)
• 3045. The Toxic Lady
• 1333. Pagan-I zed (AKA: Shelled)
• 6588. Air-Pained

21.2: Die One, Get One Free

• 295. Domo Arigato, Mr. Robot-D"OH!
• 420. Bong Hit Back
• 13. The Big Screw (AKA: Dick In Around)
• 666. Devil's Due
• 734. Iced Road Truckers
• 814. Crappy Hour
• 11. The Audience Is Now Dead (AKA: This Death Goes To 11)

21.3: Cure For The Common Death, Part XII

• 8218. Can't-cer (AKA: Cancer)
• 9543. Bad-cteria (AKA: Bacteria)
• 1250. Ch-rome Booked (AKA: Chromebook)
• 9884. Testicles In-Fece-tion (AKA: Testicles Infection)
• 5623. Paintball Gunned
• 1993. Helen Hey-es (AKA: The Helen Hayes Story)
• 7958. Adenovirus (AKA: 2026 On Vaccine)

21.4: The Nightmare Before Deathmas

• 9927. Bush Whacked 12: Melted-down (AKA: Saw VI)
• 2910. Deerfly Seasonal (AKA: Deerfly Allergy)
• 5555. Casa Bo-Death-A (AKA: Casa Bonita)
• 2343. Paper, Rock, Scissor, Sh*t
• 1772. Walrus-ized (AKA: Walrus Attacking)
• 8784. Bombardiered (AKA: Poisonous Sprayed)
• 3421. Ex-In-Law (AKA: Ex-am Test)

21.5: New Death's Eve

• 3449. Air Today, Dead Tomorrow (AKA: Pressure)
• 6779. Kim Phammed (AKA: The Kim Pham Story)
• 5100. Gallbladdler In-Fece-tions (AKA: Gallbladder Infections)
• 8920. Cat Scratched (AKA: The Sara Kate Story)
• 4362. Venomous Eye Drop (AKA: Ex-friends Give A Punishment)
• 7823. He Who Walks Behind The Rows (AKA: Children Of The Corn)
• 9123. I Needle You

21.6: Deep Death

• 1317. Fighting Irish

• 7622. Get Offed (AKA: Animal Attack)
• 2011. Who Mother Playing Farmville (AKA: The Alexandra Tobias Story)
• 5666. Broken Hand His Students (AKA: Brightburn)
• 9201. S-EX'd (AKA: Sex Accident)
• 7008. KFC - Killed F***ed Combat (AKA: Medicinal Fried Chicken)
• 3403. Mustarded, Bastarded & Retarded

21.7: Dead-Hub

• 8013. Online School
• 9238. Car-uncled (AKA: Eye & Vagina)
• 8920. Bladder In-Fece-tion (AKA: Bladder Trouble)
• 6920. Intestine In-Fece-tions (AKA: Intestine Infections)
• 1194. How To Playing Fishville (AKA: Angry Children)
• 5101. Tonsil Stoned

21.8: Death The Easter Bear

• 1305. Deadhouse (AKA: Roadhouse)
• 903. Shrew You Guys I'm Going Home
• 1095. Woo-who
• 45. Santa Claws (AKA: Anter Manter)
• 9605. Too Young & Too Old (AKA: Driving Test)
• 5417. Elliot His Genitals (AKA: Ben Phillips)
• 4892. Barn-acle

22.1: Taste Like Death

• 2550. Grant Theft Auto Of A The Repair From Art-sex
• 1039. Corona-do
• 7778. Lesbian Or Gay Marriaged Deaded
• 1579. I Hate Monday (AKA: The Brenda Ann Spencer Story)
• 9111. Call The 9/11 (AKA: Patriot In 2003)
• 1016. SpongeBob SquareDead
• 1050. Naruto Screamed

22.2: Let There Be Death!

• 9015. Head-Banging (AKA: Head Bashed)
• 1040. Lego-landing
• 1065. Die-ry (AKA: The Agnes Blannbekin Story)
• 1005. Row Mammaries Dead (AKA: Saint Flow Hater)
• 1138. Marline Die-z (AKA: Amigas Of Maracaibo High)
• 1000. Goddess Of Dead
• 7800. Christ-messy Permission-dead (AKA: The Washington Irving Story)

22.3: Cure For The Common Death, Part XIII

• 9146. Noisy Birthday (AKA: The Raul Rodriguez Story)
• 3021. Not Allowed Cum-puter (AKA: Internet Troll)
• 6235. Battle S**t (AKA: Battleship)
• 7230. Fudges-killed (AKA: Airport '07: Fudgesickle)
• 8209. Nudism
• 666. Usernamed (AKA: YouTube Get Suspended Account)
• 8700. Bad Wax (AKA: House Of Wax (2005))
• 5500. Alan Gar-dinner (AKA The Alan Gardiner Story)

22.4: Justice Death

• 9501. Pi-Ramesses II (AKA: The Ramesses II Story)
• 1500. Truck Damn-aged (AKA: Truck Damaged)
• 6002. Over-there & Out-there
• 3263. Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting (AKA: School Shooting In 2012)
• 2006. Richmond Spree Murders (AKA: The Bryan Harvey Story)
• 6181. Pinhook Massacre
• 3210. Railed-way (AKA: The James Bulger Story)

22.5: Death-Garden Cop

• 7720. Scranton General Strike
• 9256. Chaney + Goodman + Schwerner = Shooting (AKA: The Three Adult Killed)
• 1092. Universal-Banned (AKA: Teme-parked)
• 1522. San Bernardino Attack
• 8280. Chadwick Those-man (AKA: The Chadwick Boseman Story)
• 5234. Ellot Rot-ger (AKA: The Elliot Rodger Story)
• 9557. Stonefish Bastard (AKA: Venomous Fishing)
• 6622. Urethra In-Fece-tions (AKA: Urethra Infections)

22.6: NCIS: Nurse Ceased In Sentenced

• 5667. Stephen Lawful (AKA: The Stephen Lawrence Story)
• 6890. Lee Rigged (AKA: The Lee Rigby Story)
• 8923. Magenta Mushroom Is Dangerous (AKA: Magenta-Eyed Is Poisonous)
• 1348. David Been-way (AKA: Autopsy)
• 1121. Electro-urination
• 1189. Mind Controlled (AKA: Mind Control My Access Denied)

22.7: Deaths In Boots

• 1002. Gaming Addiction Parents Playing Sims (AKA: Baby Got Killing)
• 7584. The Cigarette Mom (AKA: The Charlie Wilcox Story)
• 6116. Roger En-rigged (AKA: The Roger Enrico Story)
• 2258. Unfulfilled (AKA: Josh-In-The-Box)
• 6779. Tell-e-vision Remote
• 9099. Facebook De-friending
• 7022. Prostate In-Fece-tion (AKA: Prostate Infection)
• 4533. Theater Texting
• 7081. Watching The Gay-me (AKA: Watching The Game)
• 9883. Junk Food Insanity
• 5327. Free Break-fast (AKA: Free Breakfast)
• 1126. Unthankful Brother (AKA: The Fergus Glenn Story)
• 2289. The Rapist Father (AKA: The Josef Fritzl Story)
• 7111. Spastic Surgery Mom (AKA: Plastic Surgery Mom)
• 1079. The Botox Mom (AKA: The Carries Campbell Story)
• 6835. The Pimp Parents
• 2012. The Burning Mom (AKA: The Jodi Leann Rock Story)
• 9350. Suicide Killing Dad (AKA: The Josh Powell Story)
• 7666. Overly Abusive Parents (AKA: Toddler Get Killed)

22.8: Osmosis Death

• 6745. Chipped Boned
• 5432. Glen Belled (AKA: The Glen Bell Story)
• 6643. Organ In-Fece-tion (AKA: Sara Ryding Had A Sepsis)
• 9504. Jet Train Collision
• 7324. Handcuffed
• 8245. Traffic Stopped
• 9236. Deathville Had Home (AKA: Ponyville His Home)

22.9: Name Death

• 878. Cor Ruptured
• 7856. Heatstroked
• 1057. Duct Taped
• 6130. Pride Of The Death (AKA Pride Of The Month)
• 5238. Bran-slaved Blazed (AKA: The Branislav Blazic Story)
• 7430. Wheel Chaired
• 5552. Reformer (AKA: The Dalian Atkinson Story)

22.10: Dead Rancher

• 955. Slimed (AKA: Swall-owned)
• 1582. Lava Transplant
• 8406. Urinary Tract In-Fece-tion (AKA: Urinary Tract Trouble)
• 9700. Global Warming Massacre
• 4321. Teeth Get Chipped (AKA: Mold Tooth)
• 3408. Car Collision
• 1175. Stun Gunned

23.1: Dead Masks

• 1768. PJ Masked
• 1035. Tom & Jerry
• 2156. Battle Destroyed
• 1989. European Union Unoffcially Dead
• 5818. Bleedin Scottish Death
• 1171. Africanism
• 9990. Penis-Sylvania

23.2: Living On A Prayer!

• 412. A Monstrous Problem (AKA: Barrel Of Dumb)
• 823. Cat With Attitude (AKA: Cat And Mouse)
• 187. Sooner Or Ladder (AKA: Shoot And Ladders)
• 221. DIE-Agra (AKA: Boned)
• 980. Spartan (AKA: Did You Spear Me?)
• 20. Did Nazi That Coming (AKA: Jew Are Dead)
• 418. Khan You Dig It? (AKA: Feeling Horse)
• 100. Wireless Arrested (AKA: PS5 Stealer)

23.3: Paint It Dead

• 8709. Hammered
• 9439. Guitar Zero Warrior Of Rock
• 8760. Painted (AKA: Painter)
• 5416. Cardiac Arrested (AKA: The Mohammed Al-Khilaiwi Story)
• 4725. Mexican Drug War
• 9131. HIV - Human Immunodeficiency Viruses
• 8019. AIDS - Anymore Inn Deceased Slaughter

23.4: Cure For The Common Death, Part Z

• 912. Taal Volcano Eruptions
• 1731. Henan Floods
• 6721. Western North America Heatwave
• 1621. Cyclone Amphan
• 1421. Haiti Earthquake
• 4020. Beirut Explosion
• 8303. Pakistan International Airlines Flight
• 5019. Persian Gulf Crisis
• 3020. Philippines Drug War

23.5: Dis-Death-ed

• 1221. Soraya Abominated (AKA: The Soraya Abdullah Story)
• 1936. Lung In-Fece-tion (AKA: The Nelson Mandela Story)
• 3122. United States Airstrike
• 1992. They Can't-Day Bees (AKA: Candyman)
• 3182. Roberto Loud-i-so Curtain (AKA: The Roberto Laudisio Curti Story)
• 9816. Jake Spit Up Blood (AKA: Jake Is Killed By Cody)
• 6008. Taser Shocked

23.6: Death: Half Genie Hero

• 182. Sriwijaya Air Flight
• 8276. Doughed (AKA: The Jon Dough Story)
• 7010. Ended After Two Tasers Were Discharged
• 2812. Caribbean Earthquake
• 2719. Chest In-Fece-tion (AKA: The Albert Finney Story)
• 1809. Passenged
• 4522. Van Avalanches

23.7: Criminal Dead's

• 2610. Stunned
• 7821. Turkish Wildfires
• 1215. Drug Over-dosed (AKA: The Anat Zamir Story)
• 2462. Surfside Condominium Collapse
• 1114. UCLA Taser Incident
• 752. Ukraine International Airlines Flight
• 8302. MM Kill-burg (AKA: The M. M. Kalburgi Story)

23.8: Franken-Death

• 7996. Bollocks & Bellend Blood Semen (AKA: Scream)
• 2790. Nagorno & Karabakh War
• 8151. Typhoon Vamco
• 1820. Medical Examined
• 3713. Blood In-Fece-tion (AKA: The Pao Sarasin Story)
• 1512. West Sulawesi Earthquake
• 8207. The Purge (AKA: Heather Was Killed By Purge)

23.9: Death Day

• 2711. Nuclear Program In Iran
• 5102. Balloon Collision
• 1161. Faced
• 7722. Gunned-men
• 115. Taliban Offensive
• 1611. Mali War
• 1001. The Return Of Chef (AKA: Bear And Lion Attack)

23.10: Dis-Dead-ed

• 3119. War In Somalia
• 5104. Dennis Will Show (AKA: The Dennis Wilshaw Story)
• 1320. High Away
• 1513. South Sudanese Civil War
• 2911. Danielle Mauled (AKA: The Danielle Maudsley Story)
• 2820. Hospitalised
• 9910. Unarmed

24.1: Death Wars: A New Hope

• 1130. Tear Gassed
• 1520. Second Libyan Civil War
• 1120. Abdominal In-Fece-tion (AKA: The George Alexandru Story)
• 1115. Sectioned
• 6412. California Highway Patrol
• 2672. Boko Haram Insurgency
• 2812. Mogadishu Bombing

24.2: Death Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

• 9142. Heart Stopped
• 2511. Fidel Casted (AKA: The Fidel Castro Story)
• 1262. Orlando Nightclub Shooting
• 1231. Fireworks Blow Off Finger
• 7010. Nightclub Massacre
• 2270, Norway Attacks
• 8155. Bikebreaker (AKA: Final Destination 6)

24.3: Death Wars: Return Of The Jedi

• 5165. Horrible Poison Ivy Rash!
• 7915. Baga Massacre
• 8556. Bloody Monday
• 8194. A Message To America
• 4251. National Public Radio (AKA: The Aviva Okeson-Haberman Story)
• 8299. Glynn County Mass Murder
• 3268. Hart Family Murders

24.4: Teen Death Go!

• 1612. Peshawar School Massacre
• 1007. TSST - Terminated Sabotaged Stabbed Transformed (AKA: Eric Cartman Is Possession And Killed)
• 6211. In-Fece-tion (AKA: The Willem Duys Story)
• 2232. Charged
• 1031. Gym Shocked
• 1935. Yemeni Civil War
• 2172. Dave Duel-son (AKA: The Dave Duerson Story)

24.5: Big Death City

• 8139. Lavelle Felt-on (The Lavelle Felton Story)
• 967. Un-Possessed
• 3199. Death Has A Shadow
• 1476. Nice Truck Attack
• 2179. Mike White-marsh (AKA: The Mike Whitmarsh Story)
• 2211. Cycled
• 1182. Credited
• 1220. Community Service
• 4153. Served
• 1221. Owned
• 4152. Ajar Is Controlled

24.6: Death World Truck

• 673. Grave Digger
• 281. Death-ipline Studios (AKA: Flipline Studios)
• 3819. El Paso Shooting
• 3176. Shop Till You Bad Luck (AKA: Unlucky Lottery Tickets)
• 7421. Firework Blast
• 5201. Sydney Hostage Crisis
• 3420. Dog Attacked (AKA: The Treon Johnson Story)

24.7: Death Drop

• 6817. Brain In-Fece-tion (AKA: The Prince Udaya Priyantha Story)
• 2308. Shop Till Going To Down (AKA: Walmart Legal Trouble)
• 2193. Westgate Shopping Mall Attack
• 1910. PC Principal Final Justice (AKA: Leslie Meyers Get Expelled)
• 6144. Crocodile Get Mutated (AKA: Lake Placid)
• 5755. Joey Bashed (AKA: The Joey Brush Story

24.8: Death Force: The Movie

• 2528. Shocked
• 1110. Lakki Marwat Suicide Bombing
• 2820. Davey Harm-strong (AKA: The Davey Armstrong Story)
• 378. Jeffy's Energy Drink!
• 2147. Camp Shaheen Attack
• 7245. Suff-o-ifying (AKA: Suffocated Is Possession)
• 2213. P. Shenanigans (AKA: The P. Shanmugam Story)

24.9: Death Hotel

• 2198. Cassette Taped
• 1539. Christchurch Mosque Shooting
• 5618. Kate Shade (AKA: The Kate Spade Story)
• 1626. Crewmates Is Murdered (AKA: Among Us (2026))
• 3117. New York City Truck Attack
• 510. I Booze My Liver
• 507. Who Wants Powder!

24.10: State Dead

• 5127. Game Stopped (AKA: Stolen His Call Of Duty Black Ops Cold War)
• 3709. Pancreatic Can't-cer (AKA: Pancreatic Cancer)
• 3189. Moultrie Pattery (AKA: The Moultrie Patten Story)
• 2665. Ramadan Attacks
• 1714. Thomas Night (AKA: The Thomas Knight Story)
• 2614. Camp Speicher Massacre
• 3152. Metrojet Crapped (AKA: Metrojet Crash)

24.11: Death Little

• 1722. Philadelphia Inmates Is Prison For Life (AKA: Democrats In 2022)
• 3200. March-out Prisoner (AKA: From March 2023)
• 2930. Moscow Metro Bombings
• 2121. Code-vid-19 (AKA: The Emil J. Freireich Story)
• 7915. Ile-De-France Attacks
• 8119. Lung Can't-cer (AKA: Lung Cancer)
• 8315. Pawn Raped

24.12: Dead Dead Boom

• 3417. St. Petersburg Metro Bombing
• 5412. Miller Vs. Alabama (AKA: Eighth Amendment)
• 1954. Sc-dick's Cased (AKA: The Maurice L. Schick Story)
• 9516. Brain Can't-cer (AKA: Brain Cancer)
• 2237. Westminster Attack
• 1003. Cartoon Wars Part I (AKA: Kyle And Ike Was Explosion)
• 1004. Cartoon Wars Part II (AKA: Kyle And Cartman Was Knockout)

24.13: Million Death Arm

• 1983. Shower Stalled (AKA: Sleepaway Camp)
• 2200. Staff-forced
• 3655. Breast Can't-cer (AKA: Breast Cancer)
• 3677. London Bridge Attack
• 2500. Okay Loser (AKA: Todd Early Getting Arrested)
• 5344. Scott Kill Pervert (AKA: The Scott Kalvert Story)
• 7926. Beginning Of The End

24.14: Death Hears A Who

• 9151. And-know-ha Zone (AKA: Get Raped By Ankha Zone)
• 1017. Nonviolence (AKA: Wayne Bryant Was Stealing Hedge Clipper)
• 1371. Mumbai Bombings
• 1982. Beth Shell Burned (AKA: The Beth Shelburne Story)
• 2091. Future To Life (AKA: The Bobby Bostic Story)
• 3170. You Killed Alien Wizard (AKA: Sexual Healing)
• 6708. Ri-dick-ulous People

24.15: The Book Of Death

• 1543. Boston Marathon Bombing
• 3233. Ambushed (AKA: The Lori Piestewa Story)
• 1992. Micah Cutting Voodoo Doll Off (AKA: Children Of The Corn II: The Final Sacrifice)
• 2455. Garissa University College Attack
• 5707. Isabella Blown (AKA: The Isabella Blow Story)
• 2149. Sri Lanka Easter Bombings

24.16: King Of Deaths

• 2271. Liver Can't-cer (AKA: Liver Cancer)
• 8605. In-Die-gestion (AKA: Indigestion)
• 2121. Foiled
• 5326. Punished (AKA: 2026 Caught Stolen)
• 2223. Child Abused
• 5169. Ashley Massacre (AKA: The Ashley Massaro Story)
• 2236. Brussels Bombings

24.17: Pet Dead

• 417. Mr. Hankey His Dried & Died (AKA: A Very Crappy Christmas)
• 1299. Jawblown Offed (AKA: Ukrainian Chew Bombed)
• 8862. Fouled Out (AKA: The Jim Creighton Story)
• 9721. Squid Game
• 1010. Ankara Bombings
• 6292. Die-phragm (AKA: Diaphragm Your Lung)
• 3610. Marked Linked (AKA: The Mark Linkous Story)

24.18: You Have A Death: A Novel

• 1899. Child Protective Services
• 4203. Animal Abused (AKA: 2013 Cruelty To Animals)
• 1921. Would You Wrather? (AKA: Wrather & Rather)
• 5676. Retard-nation (AKA: Man His Burned & Melted To Death By Hot Tar)
• 1313. Dance With Smurfs (AKA: Smurf Was Killed By Bulldozer)
• 6209. Paper Shred-deader (AKA: Do Not Put Any Hand In The Paper Shredder)
• 7921. Portuguese Sickness (AKA: From Portuguese Covid-19)
• 1502. Rotary Can-not On (AKA: People Was Shoot To Death By Funnybot Use Rotary Cannons)
• 1467. Grenfell Tower Fire

24.19: Stinking, Spanking, Death Rulers

• 502. Mars-phyxiation (AKA: Dead On Planet Mars)
• 988. Hit-Banned (AKA: California Hitman Is Banished)
• 761. Dope-r-Banned (AKA: Dope Smoked)
• 16. Tsu-Matra (AKA: Tsunami On Sumatra)
• 911. Metal Headache (AKA: Electric-Head)
• 999. Mastur-Bitch (AKA: Deadly Vibrations)
• 370. Wild Firecrackers (AKA: Heavy Chance Of Firestorm)
• 527. Screw Up By Drill Gun (AKA: Not So Handyman)

24.20: Dead By Daylight

• 917. Hot So Burning (AKA: Molten Lead To Death)
• 13. Flame Eaten (AKA: Fire Ate Man)
• 378. Co-Pained By A Gun (AKA: Whack-A-Tearing Apart)
• 710. Flare Bitch (AKA: Woman On Fire)
• 635. Poi-Son-ous (AKA: Bleached Out)
• 810. Death Of An Ida-Whore (AKA: Deadly Woman In Idaho)
• 1001. Fight-Stick To The Finish (AKA: Fight-Stick Around)
• 973. Beaver Damn-aged Whore (AKA: When Beaver Attacks)

24.21: The Dead Zone

• 887. Cannon-Balling (AKA: Fail-Boat Accident)
• 669. Stab-itha Messina (AKA: The Tabitha Messina Story)
• 665. Insulting By The Insultin (AKA: Isultin The Intelligence)
• 572. Hydrant-Dead (AKA: Drowned By Drant)
• 547. Wedge-Dead (AKA: Death By Wedgie)
• 709. Snake Pit-i-Falling (AKA: Silence Of The Snakes)
• 816. Casso-Whacked (AKA: Dead Thief Get A Big Bird)
• 644. Rotate-Dead (AKA: The Tables Have Turn-Over)
• 648. Cruel Whipped (AKA: Whip Is So Cruel)
• 856. Antifreeze Died (AKA: Not So Cool Aunt)
• 896. Bitch-Diked (AKA: Flori-Deadly Woman)

24.22: Dead Ringers

• 832. Sleep Freeze (AKA: So Lazy & So Freeze)
• 898. Heart Beaten (AKA: Struck In The Heart)
• 863. Doppel-Gang Banged (AKA: Die-Clone)
• 92. Elevate-Dead (AKA: Stuck In The Elevator)
• 60. Frost-Bitch (AKA: Jackie Frostbite)
• 736. Tanks-A-Lot (AKA: Drowned Inside)
• 95. Mi-Am-Mense Rice (AKA: Miami Rice)
• 718. F***-Sawed (AKA: Breaking The Saw)
• 865. Sealed Inside (AKA: Trapped And Sealed)
• 738. Hip-O-Citric (AKA: Touched Down)
• 23. Bridge Out (AKA: Fall From London Bridge)
• 29. Oneself And Doneself (AKA: Bibli-Killed)
• 914. Dis-Pwned (AKA: Running Out)
• 995. Jake 'N' Shake (AKA: Shook Off)
• 933. Stair Lift-Off (AKA: Wedge-Dead)
• 983. Couch Fold-Dead (AKA: Ouch By Couch)
• 553. Ball Breaker (AKA: World Record Broken)
• 773. Fag-Pole (AKA: Death On A Flagpole)
• 587. Gas X'd (AKA: Smoke-Smacked Chimney)
• 573. Fry-Head (AKA: Hot Topic)
• 554. Mono-Failed (AKA: Failed-Road Train)
• 467. Spastic Wrapped (AKA: Wrapped Up)
• 771. Jet Die (AKA: Down Fallen)
• 492. Rotate-Dead (AKA: Clock Geared Out)

24.23: Dead Space, Part I

• 52. Gangaroo Bangaroo (AKA: Kangaroo Jack-A-Boom)
• 524. Ne-Gate Attack (AKA: Gate Slammed)
• 353. Loan Sharp-Dead (AKA: Slashed Out)
• 752. Lahar'd On (AKA: Nevado Del Ruined)
• 434. Smoked 'N' Spray (AKA: Blast Offed)
• 737. Die-Phone (AKA: Guilty As Discharged)

24.25: Heavy Death

• 101. Real Life Mortal Kombat Fatalities
• 203. Deathmaker (AKA: Matchmaker)
• 542. Impaled By Tall Pipe Stand
• 319. Satto Sleeper
• 120. Bettied (aka The Betty White Story)
• 299. Charlie Heb-doo-doo (aka Charlie Hebdo Shooting)
• 225. Goguryeo Go Buried Away
• 201. Pop His Top (aka The John Reynolds Story)

24.26: Death's Declassified School Survival Guide

• 171. Jessie Damned (aka The Jessie Daniels Story)
• 124. Muriel Bagged (aka The Thea White Story)
• 2933. LaMia Flight Crash
• 216. Yellowfly Seasonal (aka Yellowfly Allergy)
• 621. Killings At Cool-acre-easy (aka Killings At Coolacrease)
• 2658. Craloh Coinage
• 312. Canal Hotel Bombing

24.27: Brutal Gore Pain Kill Dead Death

• 243. A Man, I Shake Your Buried (aka Pyramid Destroyed)
• 3054. TAM Airlines Flight
• 236. King Gory Of Zone How! (aka Lord Zone Zhou)
• 304. Aviation Accident (aka Maroochy Air Crash)
• 300. La Citadelle Murders
• 389. Zambia National Football Team Plane Crash
• 2512. Children's Party Attack

24.28: Escaped Deaths

• 311. Mike Stabbed (aka The Mike Staley Story)
• 412. Shayna Survive
• 513. Ron Cooked (aka The Ron Cook Story)
• 614. Banned Jammed H. Moore
• 715. Alexander Accident
• 816. Easley Explosion
• 917. Sunny Moon, Who Was Wrong This Boat
• 1018. Just Did Bridges
• 1119. Chris Coiled Well (aka The Chris Colwell Story)
• 1220. Sergio Slayer (aka The Sergio Mayer Story)
• 1321. Shannon Sohn Whacked
• 1422. David Wither (aka The David Weathers Story)

24.29: 10,000 AD Tales

• 1000. Augusta Acting
• 2000. Ju Sh*tty Out (aka The Ju Shou Story)
• 3000. Sh*t Chong (aka The Shi Chong Story)
• 4000. Gainas Gored
• 5000. Ravina Raging
• 6000. Eysteinn Expelled
• 7000. God Busted (aka Godeberta Is Body Translated)
• 8000. Cunt Jian (aka The Hun Jian Story)
• 9000. Zwentibold Zone
• 10000. Fantinus Fainting

24.30: Happy Deathday

• 1 - 808. Slash Cab (aka Dearly Newport)
• 4 - 212. Handi-Crapped (aka Handicappable Surfin')
• 8 - 229. Succu Offed (aka Cursed Cacti)
• 14 - 555. Free Willzyx
• 20 - 235. Wrin-Killed
• 28 - 264. Crate And Buried (aka Air Maul)
• 36 - 285. Saddamned (aka The Saddam Hussein Story)
• 45 - 1415. Bye-Cycle
• 50 - 701. Die Voltage
• 55 - 999. Rekt, Rekter, Rektor, Rekthoe
• 70 - 4000. Gainas Gored
• 87 - 3054. TAM Airlines Flight
• 180 - 190. Chucked Offed (aka Nunchuck)
• 197 - 1058. Virtual Fatality
• 238 - 442. OH SNAP! (aka Knee-d To Die)
• 260 - 246. Par Gore
• 295 - 304. Aviation Accident
• 323 - 1000. Premature Ending (aka Long Goodbye)
• 350 - 656. Phlegm Phatale (aka Neti Say Goodbye)
• 368 - 1001. A Segment Is Worth 1,000 Deaths (aka How The Death Has Been Made?)
• 401 - 1018. Just Did Bridges
• 412 - 1921. Would You Wrather? (aka Wrather & Rather)
• 444 - 444. Jaw Boned (aka Chew Bomber)
• 450 - 711. Spastic Surgery (aka Bor D'oh)
• 451 - 380. Slim Smith Slammed
• 468 - 963. Fin-Ished
• 521 - 5165. Horrible Poison Ivy Rash!
• 571 - 510. I Booze My Liver
• 620 - 10000. Final Sanded (aka Black Sand Bottom)
• 640 - 785. My Chemical Romance (aka Trashed)
• 680 - 386. Elvis Smelvis
• 701 - 669. Stab-ina Messina (aka The Tabitha Messina Story)
• 711 - 2658. Craloh Coinage
• 765 - 388. Spas Class
• 779 - 1371. Mumbai Bombings
• 785 - 1002. Taco Belled (aka Signed Off)
• 804 - 268. Natalia Shame-u-zilla (aka The Natalia Shamuzova Story)
• 810 - 2500. Okay Loser (aka Todd Early Getting Arrested)
• 819 - 493. Green-Boom
• 828 - 643. Rod-Way (aka Oh My Rod)
• 846 - 3651. V-Numb
• 864 - 948. Doorbreaker
• 869 - 1010. Jaw Fairy
• 873 - 888. Ex-Squeezed (aka Scavenger's Daughter)
• 882 - 270. Contact Die (aka Blinded Me With Science)
• 911 - 148. Somebody Call 9/11 (aka The 9/11 Tragedy)
• 914 - 512. Alcohol Abused
• 948 - 1807. Rival
• 957 - 957. Drunk Die-er (aka Early Harvest)
• 1000 - 10000 (Repeat). Fantinus Fainting

Finish Him! (Bonus Episode Part I)

• 200. Who Nose What Could Happen?
• 49. William Strange (aka The William Steig Story)
• 777. You Horse!
• 306. Hanged Man
• 154. Pucked Up
• 104. Upper Glass
• 679. Gunned, But Not Risen

Deathfield And Friends (Bonus Episode Part II)

• 326. Bamboo Bastard (aka Panda Attack)
• 196. Lois Get Shot By Stewie (aka Stewie Kills Lois)
• 802. Spare-gasp-pissed (aka Spargapises Sabotaged)
• 317. Ma'ale Akrabim Massacre
• 1954. Cathay Pacific Douglas DC-4 Shootdown
• 395. Are You Mack Me?! (aka The John Mack Story)
• 997. Richard Harassed (aka The Richard Harliston Story)
• 301. Sunburn Banned (aka Suburban Sunburn)

Dead Together (Bonus Episode Part 3)

• 946. Ladybirded (aka Ladybird Allergy)
• 914. Joel Massacre Reed
• 983. Angry Armored (aka KIA: Killed Insanely Ambushed)
• 325. Daniel Disney, What A Matter? (aka Disney As A Manor)
• 298. Quebec City Mosque Shooting
• 310. North Carolina Aquarium Massacre (aka Mother, died from Car Crash)
• 306. Rapids Racist (aka The Christopher White Story)
• 376. Lucerius Laceration
• 2002. Janupur Train Crash
• 9999. Albanian Civil War

Surprise, You're Dead! (Bonus Episode Part 4)

• 598. Rip Your Complaining
• 145. Cat-atonic
• 222. Water Kills
• 1102. Drowned Of The Dead
• 309. Died Order
• 332. Ouijia Of Death
• 345. Freeze A Ton
• 734. Drama-Kicked
• 234. Evil Dark Death
• 3. Trip To The Hospital
• 300. Tiebreaker
• 578. Exhaustion On Descent
• 320. F*cked Up The Foxes (aka Foxes Attack)

The Sins And Death (Bonus Episode Part 5)

• 760. Hockey Plight In Buffalo
• 40. Plastic Orgasmic
• 19. Glass Hole
• 291. Winging It
• 100. Mother-Trucker
• 69. Coffee Break
• 498. Joey And His Unicorn

Cheers Love, Death Is Here! (Bonus Episode Part 6)

• 115. Oral Exam
• 452. Old But Cold
• 203. Cannibal Cooking
• 348. Dry-cuted
• 238. Nannyfied
• 326. Sauna-wasted
• 437. Illectrocuted

Death Strikes The Beauty Again! (Bonus Episode Part 7)

• 7363. Stripped And Cracked
• 4544. Ass Phyxiated (aka Asphyxiation)
• 6538. Botch-ox
• 3177. Mommy, Don't Give Me The Lolly!
• 8874. Tanned And Drowned
• 3493. The Man-deal-o-ryan (aka Ryan Gets The Madalorian)
• 1479. Dying With The Stars

Watching Death on the Sidelines (Bonus Episode Part 8)

• 7765. Nigeria 41-Died (aka Logged Offed)
• 1129. Rapped Artist (aka T-Pained)
• 8806. Ex Die Max (aka Ex-Lax Eater)
• 7999. Dawn Together
• 4994. Confidence Coincidence (aka Peter Gets Injury By Coin Pool)
• 3243. Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, We Having Problem Our Death
• 8364. Bowling Ball Wii Resort (aka TV Got Falls-off)

Modern Death Atrocities (Bonus Episode Part 9)

• 415. Mentally Challenged
• 2. Lost And Confirmed Dead
• 45. Death Sized
• 323. Locked In A Battle With Death
• 641. Backlashed
• 3. Seeking The Seep
• 76. Head In Shatter

There's A Death For That. (Bonus Episode Part 10)

• 463. Car-ma
• 47. Axeidents Happen
• 275. Water You Doing?!
• 83. Poisoned Ivy
• 37. Dehydrate-Dead
• 13. Lucked Off
• 452. Swin Loser

Let's Make Death (Bonus Episode Part 11)

• 312. Rudamun Ruptured
• 450. Hadj Mohammed Mesfewi
• 924. Kanjevac Killed
• 326. Antigua Honeymoon Murders
• 889. Benny White Spouse (aka The Benny Whitehouse Story)
• 1019. So What Right Did Bandaranaike (aka The S. W. R. D. Bandaranaike Story)
• 192. Marchfly Seasonal (aka Marchfly Allergy)

The Death Is Right (Bonus Episode Part 12)

• 403. Windkill
• 1256. Okla-homosexual Tornadoes (aka Oklahoma Tornadoes)
• 330. Terminal Cancer
• 392. Natural Depression
• 337. Falling Off A Cliff
• 409. Oh Hell Nah, There's A Hyena (aka Hyenas)
• 910. African Sleeping Sickness
• 9991. The Maze

Family Dead (Bonus Episode Part 13)

• 335. Mountain Sickness
• 350. Falling Ice
• 405. Cerebral Thrombosis
• 485. Cerebral Oedema
• 661. Sickness In Tent
• 766. Oxygen Problems
• 872. Cerebral Apoplexy

Death Of Tragedy (Bonus Episode Part 14)

• 783. Fall Into A Crevasse
• 674. Presumed Dead After Fall
• 856. Died Due To Fall
• 458. Snow Blindness
• 360. The HACE Virus
• 355. The HAPE Boned
• 369. Cardiac Event
• 977. Avalanche Injuries
• 588. Crushed Under Serac
• 999. Internal Hemorrhage
• 10000. Bill Bitch (aka Going To Goodbye, Bill Fitch)

Cold Hard Death (Bonus Episode Part 15)

• 899. Slip N' Die
• 788. Rapper's Dead Night
• 677. Birth-dead
• 566. Ratted Out
• 455. Hell-evision Hijacking
• 349. Hack Friday
• 781. Be-Sledded

Law and Order: The Dead Investigation (Bonus Episode Part 16)

• 81. Tree Of Death (aka Freedom To Treedom)
• 489. Shredmil (aka The Work Of A Loud Treadmill)
• 162. Lets Get Crazy (aka The Japilo Kerdas Story)
• 30. Die-A-Bet-Ic
• 219. Wooden Pranked
• 34. El Salva-died (aka Kid-Napped)
• 995. School Timeout!

Death Clock (Bonus Episode Part 17)

• 900. Ass-Fault
• 62. Fool House Rocked
• 660. Heeled Over
• 596. Lion Downed
• 406. Splat-tern
• 691. Boxed In
• 334. Log Offed

Death: The Only Thing That Defeats PJ Masks (Bonus Episode Part 18)

• 38. Raise Offed (aka The Bullies End)
• 200. Bye Bye Bike (aka Die-Cycle)
• 441. Jennered (aka She Need Some Gulit)
• 215. Boo, Are You Ok? (aka Boo-I-Cide)
• 3. Offend-Dead (aka River Back)
• 913. Bounce-y Ball (aka Smoke N' Fall)
• 815. PolicEnded (aka Billy Bow-Dead)

Fatal Attractions (Bonus Episode Part 19)

• 8000. Kung F***ed (aka White Out)
• 2307. Model Death (aka Scarf-Face)
• 1105. iDied (aka Web-Damned)
• 1330. Great Beier
• 1074. Doyle Hammed
• 1062. Tommy Lynn Hell (aka The Tommy Lynn Sells Story)
• 2881. Antonio Marked (aka The Antonio Martin Story)

Dying To Get Into The Funeral Business (Bonus Episode Final Part)

• 1653. Saun-aw Hell No!
• 8010. Mosc-ow Thats Gonna Hurt!
• 3467. As The Crow Dies
• 1920. Striked Out
• 9271. Electri-Fried
• 1944. Aced

PILOT SEASON

Episode 1: Life Will Kill You

Originally aired May 14, 2008.

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208	Semi-cide	A man is split in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs were accidentally sent to separate hospitals.
422	Constriction Accident	A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand and dies from crush asphyxia.
092	Fang Banged	A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he dodges, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.
832	Lesbocution	A woman recently dumped by her boyfriend decides to go home with her female best friend to have sex with her. During the walk home, she takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and electrocutes herself when she touches the metal traffic light pole.
125	Love Bugged	A reclusive amateur entomologist and herpetologist dies from a Black Widow bite in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom.
640	Tumble Die	A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and is scalded and tumbled to death from hyperthermia.

Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

Originally aired May 21, 2008.

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293	Freeze Died	A man is deliberately locked in a meat freezer for getting his mob-connected employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant and dies of hypothermia.
713	Dive Bombed	A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. At 12,000 ft, they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash.
091	De-Coffinated	A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Believed to be dead, the poisoned brother is buried alive, and his corpse is later found by grave robbers.
606	Wet Dream	A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. The suit is so constricting, however, that he cannot get into the water fast enough, and he perishes from heat exhaustion.
112	Fur Burger	In the 2nd century, one method of execution was wrapping the victim in freshly-killed animal skins, tying him to a tree, and leaving him to be pecked to death by vultures.

Season 1

Shot months after the pilot, the first full season is executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. Season One was written and directed by Tom McMahon. The episodes in Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to The Pilot. The "comic-book" styling is completely gone, as are the trivia bits between segments. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads:

"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (the word "DIE" echoes ominously).

The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated):

"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."

This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The stories are played out as in Season One, but end as they began, with a different screenshot of the "victim" (this time, they are usually dead), again framed in grainy film art, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death typed over the image in yellow "Sin City" font. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This is usually repeated twice. After the last commercial break, the real-life story is shown, followed immediately by the end credits, which appear as white spray-painted bold letters on a grainy film background, backed by heavy metal music.

Episode 3: Unforced Errors

Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.

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064	Habeas Corpse	May 1, 1998	Law Office, Los Angeles, California	A lawyer's prank turns deadly when he smashes through a window on the 40th floor of his office building, trying to demonstrate its unbreakability to a co-worker. (Based on the death of Garry Hoy).
288	Chippin' Dale	Aug. 11, 2003	Sonoran Desert, Yuma, Arizona	A man clearing brush gets his foot caught in a wood chipper trying to clear a jam and his entire body was shredded to death and blood spatters all over the ground and the witness.
226	Gasketballed	Nov. 21, 1993	Ball State College, Kenosha, Wisconsin	A young couple in college climb into a giant helium-filled basketball and suffocate due to lack of oxygen when they can't get out.
199	Me So Hornet	Sep. 27, 1992	Boone Residence, Lubbock, Texas	Trying to impress his hot wife, a man shoots a hornet's nest with a paintball gun in an effort to remove it from a tree. The hornets attack him, and he dies from anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.
952	Dumbrella	Jan. 13, 2007	Wood's Carnival, Barnegat, New Jersey	A sword swallower on the skids takes a bet to swallow an umbrella, only to accidentally hit the release button and cause it to lodge in his esophagus, closing off his trachea, killing him.
674	Killdo	Jan. 31, 2004	Jennifer's Pad, Roanoke, Virginia	A nymphomaniac uses a peeled carrot as a dildo. A sharp edge on the carrot tears her vaginal wall, and the motion of masturbation forces air into the laceration, causing an air embolism in her bloodstream to rush to her heart, where it becomes lodged, blocking blood flow and killing her.

Episode 4: Death Over Easy

Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.

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316	Butt F***ed	Dec. 21, 1978	Mercy Care, Mobile, Alabama	A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to the hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd degree burns. Three weeks without a cigarette later, he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights up, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp, and at the bottom, his oxygen tank explodes.
818	Frightmare	June 15, 1995	Alexi's Apartment, Fargo, North Dakota	A woman suffers from Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome, and dies in her sleep from cardiac arrhythmia, brought on by an intense nightmare she could not wake up from.
097	Oprah Winfried	Nov. 12, 1986	Folsom Prison, Folsom, California	A death row inmate whose sentence was changed to life without parole is watching television (the show being Oprah) on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the television power cord.
412	Em-Bear-Assed	Apr. 16, 2001	Mojave Desert, Palmdale, California	A man under the influence of magic mushrooms comes across a group of furries engaged in sexual encounters around a campfire in the desert, and attempts to join in, but is rebuffed. He mistakes a nearby brown bear for one of the participants and is mauled to death.
625	Midnight Choker	Dec. 18, 2006	Jack's Bar, Gary, Indiana	A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing a billiard ball (the 8-ball in particular) and then bringing it back up. He tries to repeat the trick with the larger diameter cue ball, but the increased size prevents the ball from passing back up his throat, choking him.
269	Window Pained	Aug. 22, 1998	Su Su's House, Atlanta, Georgia	A peeping tom spies on a woman dancing around her house in lingerie. He partially enters a window to get a better look, but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support. The window breaks his neck between the second and third cervical vertebrae, killing him.

Episode 5: Dead and Deader

Originally aired Feb. 15, 2009.

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504	Wel-Dead	Mar. 13, 2005	House of Steel, Long Beach, California	A man connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to , and the electricity interrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest.
230	Trailer Trashed	May 1, 1979	Roger's RV Park, Aberdeen, South Dakota	A man attempts to unclog his RV's toilet with bleach. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
171	Nite Capped	Dec. 31, 2003	Echo Park, Los Angeles, California	A man is shot in the chest on New Year's Eve by a stray bullet fired into the air by revelers a few miles away.
385	Sh*t Faced	Sep. 19, 1983	Dunkeler's Home, Sparta, Kentucky	An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses the digestive tract and is absorbed directly into the bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning. (An identical incident took place in Texas in 2004, earning the decedent the Darwin Award of the Year in 2007.)
197	Dead Eye	May 15, 1993	Milhouse High, Glendale, California	A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells at the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain.
319	Domin-a-Dead	Feb. 27, 2006	The Kitty Patch, Tonopah, Nevada	A man dies from an unknown allergy to latex after being subjected to wear a latex suit by a sexy dominatrix. A gag prevents him from properly voicing his condition as she spanks him LOL..

Episode 6: Death Gets Busy

Originally aired Feb. 22, 2009.

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610	Deep Fried	Oct. 26, 1999	Tool & Die Works, Akron, Ohio	A man with serious anger issues is fired from his job in a metal workshop. When he confronts the foreman, he is knocked into a vat of hydrochloric acid.
892	Gorgeous Gorge	May 2, 2004	Beechwood Hotel, New York, New York	A bulimic model binges, but her stomach ruptures before she can purge.
347	Re-Tired	Jun. 4, 2005	Ted's Tire Service, Bakersfield, California	A porn addict inflating a truck tire is distracted by a pornographic magazine. After a while, the tire explodes from over inflation and he is killed when shrapnel from the metal tire rim lodges into his brain.
652	Botoxicated	Aug. 16, 1998	Debbie's House, Carbondale, Illinois	A woman, desperate to get rid of her wrinkles, hires an inexperienced doctor to administer Botox in her home. The man unknowingly injects pure botulinum toxin into her face, resulting in intense pain and paralysis. While lying in a hot tub trying to relax, the woman's entire body becomes paralyzed and she drowns, after slipping under the water.
498	Choke-A-Lot	Mar. 27, 1975	Homefood Cafe, Peachtree City, Georgia	Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are asphyxiated.
629	Sex Ray	Mar. 12, 2001	St. Jude's Hospital, Jackson, Michigan	A man is having an x-ray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin having sex in the control room. They accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while having sex, eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation.

Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death

Originally aired Mar. 1, 2009.

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314	Dung For (originally Sh*t Happens)	Oct. 25, 1986	Lucky Day's Ranch, Aberdeen, Texas	A farm-hand hides from an angry farmer in a manure truck after being caught hitting on the farmer's daughter. Another load of manure is dumped on the farm-hand, suffocating and crushing him.
622	Brain Worms	Dec. 21, 1978	General Hospital, San Francisco, California	A couple eat live snails and ingest Angiostrongylus cantonensis, parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies.
401	Abracadaver	Nov. 12, 1995	Shyrock Theater, Flint, Michigan	A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". Part of his wand becomes lodged in the gun's barrel, and when the assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion, the wand chunk is shot into his neck, severing his jugular vein, and he bleeds to death.
429	Weed Whacked	Feb. 8, 2002	Diablo Desert, Fort Wayne, Indiana	Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant: poison sumac. The two smoke the sumac and die caused by inflammation to the lungs.
221	Rebel Without A Pulse	Jul. 4, 1867	Stonetop Canyon, Anniston, Georgia	Soon after the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter dies anyway from a massive heart attack caused by hearing the shots.
510	Kill Basa	Aug. 16, 1996	The Brig Disco, New Orleans, Louisiana	A man who wants to sport a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh, which acts as a torniquet. Hours later, he collapses and dies from a resulting blood clot in his artery.

Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

Originally aired Mar. 8, 2009.

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770	Face Offed	Dec. 21, 2007	Excalibur Hotel, Las Vegas, Nevada	A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria) that eats away her face after surfacing in a pimple.
047	Re-Coiled	May 28, 1994	Jake's Domain, Tres Piedras, New Mexico	A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is shot in his chest when a snake pulls the trigger on his rifle as he picks it up.
301	Sucked Offed	Feb. 3, 2000	Buffalo Lake, Amarillo, Texas	An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a Template:Convert lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak from hypothermia and blood loss to move further and dies of exposure.
312	Re-Formed	Mar. 24, 1989	Acme Shipping, Pico, California	A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. Another dumpster is emptied on top of him, and the load of trash is compacted, crushing him.
963	Fin-Ished	Jul. 17, 2004	Lake Havasu, Lake Havasu City, Arizona	A woman catches a fish for the first time, and as she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat, choking her.
553	Butt Plugged	Nov. 9, 2002	Imperial Highway, El Segundo, California	A newly-released con shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer. When the officer shoves the con against his truck, the can is activated, soaking the con's inner colon with the spray, which eats the flesh away.

Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid

Originally aired Mar. 15, 2009.

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502	Gas-Hole	May 19, 2002	Glacier National Park, West Glacier, Montana	An escaped con hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk, but having no booze, he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol. When he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames.
001	Ichiboned	Nov. 21, 1987	Tanaka Residence, Tokyo, Japan	A young, shy Japanese couple that had been married for 7 years were too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they tried once more, and this time succeeded. Their hearts were not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both died from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.
518	Jake N' Baked	Dec. 15, 1990	H.A. Metal Works, Long Beach, California	A man suffering from narcolepsy works as a metal worker and falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is baked alive.
734	Die It	Jun. 12, 2003	Darlene's House, Evanston, Illinois	A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows tapeworm larvae. They ate everything she did, and eventually bred and spread throughout her body and started eating her internal organs, eventually causing death.
499	Pained Gun	Sep. 20, 2006	Simi Valley, California	A pair of high-school boys film themselves shooting people with a paintball gun in their neighborhood. When the gun malfunctions, it shoots a canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of one of the boys, breaking his neck.
283	Deadliest Catch	Jul. 17, 2000	Laguna Del Perro, Willard, New Mexico	An electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves, but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch. He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish, but accidentally steps off the wooden boat seat with his bare feet onto the metal of the boat floor, electrocuting himself.

Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death

Originally aired Mar. 22, 2009.

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077	Red, White and Blew	Jul. 4, 1983	Happy's Trailer Park, Lawrence, Kansas	A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a homemade firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher, and the firework explodes in his face, shattering his skull into his brain.
756	Bank Ruptured	Dec. 21, 1978	Chateau Cousteau, Bordeaux, France	A man with the eating disorder pica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. The stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen.
066	Guitar Zeros	Jul. 23, 2005	Beijing, China	Two Chinese heavy metal music enthusiasts spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud metal music while jumping back and forth on their beds. This ends when one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls 6 stories. His friend follows suit and also jumps to his death.
196	Radium Girls	Jan. 5, 1920	U.S. Radium Corp. Orange, New Jersey	In the 1920s, a group of women who work at a factory that uses paint containing radium to create fluorescent watch faces notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin. They eventually expose themselves to huge amounts of radiation after repeated applications, causing bone cancer.
638	Oz Holed	Aug. 19, 2001	Bonelli Park, San Dimas, California	Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing an urban legend that Osbourne had supposedly done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal cavities and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation.
710	Tanked Girl	Dec. 21, 1978	Decompression Chamber, St. Augustine, Florida	A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.

Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual

Originally aired Mar. 29, 2009.

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117	Gut Busted	Feb. 20, 1998	Bucket-O-Wings, Naperville, Nevada	A man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach. Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst, leaking acid into the abdomen.
417	DestRoid	Oct. 24, 2003	Gould's Gym, Seattle, Washington	A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due to cardiomyopathy caused by the steroids.
078	Text Dead	Aug. 19, 2005	Rigfield Plaza, Irvine, California	A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, arguing about where she should be picked up. Since neither of them are paying attention to where they are going, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend with his half-ton pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.
210	Pissed Off	Jul. 3, 1992	Cross River Links, Monrovia, California	An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pants leg, scratches his leg, and urinates on him. The urine seeps into the scratch, causing leptospirosis, which kills him a week later.
222	Car Jacked	Jun. 5, 2004	Manatee, Florida	A car thief attempts to steal a muscle car by descending from the garage ceiling by a rope. His leg becomes tangled in his rope, leaving him suspended upside down. Unable to free himself, the thief eventually dies from rising blood pressure and multiple strokes caused by the venous hemorrhaging in his skull.
201	Blown Job	Aug. 11, 2007	Miami, Ohio	An alcoholic clown, who had suffered from coulrophobia as a child, drives to a kiddie party for his next job. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 is activated, inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon pins him inside the car and he suffocates.

Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Originally aired Apr. 5, 2009.

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447	Water Logged	Aug. 12, 2007	The Reservoir, New River, Arizona	A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, rupturing his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and drowns.
302	Funny Boned	Jan. 19, 1997	Lindsey's Pub, Mesa, Arizona	A man dies of cardiac arrest after a 36-hour attack of uncontrollable laughter.
072	Bowed Out	Nov. 21, 1995	Owanda Steel Corp. Kobe, Japan	Two Japanese men accidentally bump heads while bowing to each other, rupturing a previously unknown aneurysm in one's brain.
277	You're So Vein	Jul. 5, 2007	Statesville Prison, Albuquerque, New Mexico	An inmate is being executed by lethal injection, but the poison does not take effect until the strap restraining his arm, which acted as a tourniquet, is undone.
085	Doggie Style	Apr. 2, 2001	La Paz Liquor Store, Jasper, Tennessee	A drunken shoplifter chokes on a hot dog he shoves down his throat as he flees a convenience store.
403	Heart On	Oct. 19, 2005	Hillendale Ranch, Tooele County, Utah	A man is electrocuted when he attaches jumper cables to a cow heart and uses it as a sex toy.
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268 (Repeat)	Natalia Shame-U-Zilla (AKA: The Natalia Shamuzova Story)	Date: Nov. 22, 2010	Location: United Kingdom	60-Year-Old Woman named Natalia Shamuzova was killed by a Icicle at The Car for a has been who do this at. Slipped and Hitter to Death.
555 (Repeat)	Free Willzyx	Date: Nov. 30, 2005	Location: South Park, Colorado, United States	Willzyx to Mexico, there Cop in a so. for a do need have as went at ALF and Cop shoots. Kill Willzyx as a Torture Day. it's Rip-off of a "South Park" Episode.
478 (Repeat)	Rolling Stoned (AKA: Press To Die)	Date: January 12, 1819	Location: Beijing, China	a Chinese Employee was a very so good, had been a there his Poses as a Rolling. of Dough Chinese Employee put Roll on. Chinese Boss rolls Chinese Employee Arm, Ankle, Penis, Leg, Knee, Bladder, Pelvis, Testicles and Foot and was killing himself.

Season 2

Season 2 was set to premiere on Dec. 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on Dec. 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). The real-life scenarios of people escaping death shown at the ending were dropped to make room for more segments. The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. The wording of the opening disclaimer was changed slightly from Season 1: "WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."

"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (this time, the emphasis is on the word "WILL").

Episode 13: Death On Arrival

Originally aired Dec. 6, 2009.

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948	Titty Titty Bang Bang	Jun. 6, 2006	San Diego, California	A woman with sub-standard breast implants boards a plane without a pressurized air lock installed, and the low atmospheric pressure at high altitudes causes the implants to expand and eventually explode, launching her blood and organs out through her chest.
714	Forked-Up	Jul. 13, 2006	Chester, Pennsylvania	Two men under the influence of marijuana decide to play on a forklift. One drives while the other is pulled on a platform behind him attached with a rope, but when the rope gets caught under the tire of another vehicle, the rope constricts around the rider and severs his torso.
590	UninTented	Jun. 15, 2009	Jerome, Arizona	A nymphomaniac, frustrated with her date's poor sexual performance, decides to play with herself in a tent. When a freak wind occurs, the tent is blown away, and flies through the air. After a mile of travel, the tent crashes into the roof of a cabin, causing the woman inside to fracture her skull.
123	Tali-Bombed	Apr. 1, 2005	Patna, Iraq	Two terrorists program a GPS timer to detonate a bomb at a police station in one hour, but the bomb goes off prematurely when they forget to account for daylight saving time in their calculations.
515	Vike-O-Done	c. AD 1011	Hvarslo, Norway	A Viking kills and decapitates his rival, and when he swings the severed head in victory, the teeth of the head accidentally strike his thigh, causing an infection that kills him ten days later. (Note: This is based on the actual death of Sigurd the Mighty.)
444	Deadliest Munch	Jun. 7, 2008	Stockton, California	A lesbian chokes on a string of candy from her partner's candy g-string.
913	Dead Meat-Eorite	May 11, 2006	Woodland Hills, California	At an outdoor pool party, a man is impaled through the chest by a meteorite.

Episode 14: Death Bites!

Originally aired Dec. 9, 2009.

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451	Ass Phyxiated	Apr. 6, 2005	Omaha, Nebraska	A travelling salesman who is also a chubby chaser selling weight-loss products door to door meets an overweight woman and has sex with her. She passes out on top of the man after climaxing and suffocates him.
103	Work of Fart	Mar. 5, 2005	Boston, Massachusetts	To prepare for a fraternity farting contest, a college student hires a flatulence trainer known for his unconventional methods. The trainer applies a lit blow torch to the student's buttocks and is killed when the student's gases light him on fire.
076	Crash-endo	Sep. 9, 1996	New York City, New York	A talented but clumsy violinist rolls on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs. Refusing to use her hands to break her fall, she slams her head against a wall when she reaches the bottom, cracking her skull and killing her.
505	Vermin-ated	Aug. 4, 2003	Macon, Georgia	A convicted robber on the run hides in a drainage pipe and gets stuck. Later that night, rats appear and start eating him alive, even going so far as to eat into his brain.
105	French Fried	Dec. 23, 1988	Milwaukee, Wisconsin	A French maid performs for an old millionaire in bed who is hooked up to a respirator to bring oxygen into his body. The maid plugs Christmas lights in and wraps them around herself, which causes the house's circuits to overload, making the power go out. The respirator stops operating, and the man dies from lack of oxygen.
803	Bomb-Bino	Jun. 27, 1994	Palermo, Italy	An Italian man who made the mistake of borrowing money from the Mafia is forced to dig his own grave as two mob members have a picnic nearby. While digging, the man inadvertently unearths a World War II fragmentation grenade, which blows up in the mobsters' faces, killing them instantly.
186	Die-Agra	Nov. 4, 2001	Darien, Connecticut	During a failing marriage, a man's wife secretly grinds up three Viagra pills and puts them into his beer in an attempt to "jump start" his sex drive. The man then gets a call from his mistress and takes three more Viagra pills before going to her house. The mistress later drops another three pills into his beer. During sex, too much blood rushes to his penis because of the 900 mg overdose of Viagra, which deprives blood to his brain, eventually killing him.

Episode 15: Up With Death

Originally aired Dec. 16, 2009.

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485	M-R-Ouch!	May 4, 2005	Peoria, Illinois	A drug addict sneaks into a hospital at night looking for drugs. When he encounters a nurse, he points a gun at her and tells her to give him some drugs. The nurse gives him a high dose of pain killers to render him unconscious. Before the drug takes effect, he becomes attracted to the nurse. She lures him near an MRI and tries to use the magnetic field to disarm him. The nurse tricks the addict by first stripping her clothes off and then pressing the "ON" button of the machine, which attracts the metal of the gun. However, unbeknownst to the nurse, the addict also had a steel plate in his skull, and the MRI machine attracts the steel. The man's head slams into the machine, damaging his brain beyond repair and killing him in seconds.
229	Succu Offed	Jul. 19, 2008	Tucson, Arizona	Two men with a large collection of cacti return from the Arizona Desert with a stolen Saguaro cactus. They celebrate by drinking a brew of Mezcal and get drunk. In a shared hallucination, the cactus tells them they will be punished for stealing the saguaro, causing them to panic and run away. One falls on an Agave plant and gets impaled through the heart. The other runs head-on into another Saguaro, and its needles pierce him through his eyes and into his brain.
432	Coming & Going	Sep. 2, 1997	Palmdale, California	A woman rides on the back of her boyfriend's motorcycle to unwind. The vibrations of the bike cause her to orgasm, and for a moment, she forgets she is on the motorcycle and falls off. As she tumbles onto the road, many of her bones shatter, puncturing vital organs.
150	Coffin Nailed	Jan. 13, 1989	Cold Spring, Kentucky	A necrophiliac has sex with a dead body before delivering it to a funeral home. On the way to the funeral home, he forgets to lock the wheels of the cart holding the coffin in place. Almost hitting a car, he makes a sudden stop, and the coffin rolls to the front of the car, crushing him and severing his brainstem.
089	Greased Is The Word	May 17, 2001	St. Louis, Missouri	A man plans to rob a jewelry store. He puts pantyhose on over his head, but the material they are made out of is so dark, he cannot see where he is going. He accidentally walks into a gun shop instead, where the customers and employees shoot him to death in self-defense.
110	Blades of Gory	Jan. 18, 2009	Halifax, Canada	A hockey player gets into a fight with an opponent during a game. During the fight, the opponent cuts the player's carotid artery with his skate's blade, and the player bleeds to death.
611	Boris Bititoff	June 9, 1991	Chernobyl, Ukraine	A zoophilic soldier misses his chance to have sex with his female colleague, so he tries to have sex with a raccoon instead. The raccoon bites his penis off, and he bleeds to death. (A similar incident took place in Russia in 2009, when a man reportedly tried to rape a raccoon, only to have the animal bite off his penis. In this case, the man survived.)

Episode 16: Putting a Happy Face on Death

Originally aired Dec. 30, 2009.

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712	Rub-A-Dubbed Out	Aug. 27, 2004	Tulsa, Oklahoma	A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a blind pregnant woman hides in a car wash to escape police. The car wash owner runs the daily maintenance check, and the thief becomes disoriented by the chaos inside the car wash. During his struggle to find the exit, his head becomes impaled by a 1,000 PSI spray nozzle, which fills his cranium with water. The force of the water pressure inside his skull causes his head to explode.
616	Cock-A-Doodle-Die	May 19, 2007	Santa Fe, New Mexico	A man cheats in a cock fighting competition by putting razor blades on his rooster's feet. His rooster kills his opponent's rooster almost right away, and his opponent notices the cheat. He lets the crowd know about it, and they become an angry mob. Just as they're about to kill the cheater, his own rooster's razors slice his jugular vein open and he bleeds to death.
534	Chucked Up	Aug. 2, 2008	Miami, Florida	A woman is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband through a live webcam when a thief breaks into the house. The woman is duct-taped and handcuffed to her chair, so she can't escape or stop the thief while he leans over her face. Smelling the thief's bad breath, she starts to vomit, but the duct tape prevents the bile from exiting her mouth, and it goes down her windpipe into her lungs, essentially drowning her.
332	Little Person Big Death	Mar. 19, 2007	Houston, Texas	Two dwarf wrestlers battle for a crowd and get paid a lot of money. They celebrate by having sex with some women and getting drunk. While drunk, and trying to impress the women, they destroy everything in their hotel room. They finish off by running head-on into a wall, trying to break it. One breaks through, but the other hits the part of the wall supported by a 2x4 stud, and the veins inside his head burst. He dies from a combination of brain swelling and bleeding.
254	Booby-Zapped	Jul. 12, 2009	Tucson, Arizona	A man, paranoid to the point of paralysis and insomnia, places booby-traps around his house to protect himself. To get some much-needed sleep, he takes some sleeping pills, but the pills come with the side-effect of sleepwalking. Later that night, in a sleepwalking state, the man goes to his refrigerator to get some food, escaping every trap he placed. When he sits down on the couch, however, he triggers a laser-operated shotgun, which shoots him in the head.
234	ReToaded	Sep. 6, 2003	Huacaña, Peru	Two men search the world for the ultimate high. They end up in Peru looking for the Colorado River toad, but they actually pick up the yellow-banded poison dart frog instead. They lick the toad's secretions, believing this will get them high. Instead, the toad's poison paralyzes them and shuts down their hearts.
114	Vegged Out	Aug. 13, 2004	Naperville, Illinois	A gardener looks around her vegetable garden for something to practice fellatio on for an upcoming date. She uses a zucchini and, when walking, steps on the blade of a hoe, causing the stick to hit the zucchini, lodging it in her windpipe and choking her.

Episode 17: Bringing In The Dead

Originally aired Jan. 6, 2010.

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528	D. U. Die	Aug. 4, 2000	Akron, Ohio	Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon. The driver leans out the window to vomit due to carsickness, and he is decapitated by a mailbox.
146	Belly'd Up	Jun. 18, 2001	Ann Arbor, Michigan	A belly dancer practices for an upcoming competition in her home. She tries a move which involves wrapping one end of her sash around her neck and throwing the other end into the air. The part of her sash in the air gets caught in a moving ceiling fan, and she is hanged to death.
217	Suck Her Punched	Oct. 4, 2007	Gary, Indiana	A cross-dressing boxer is nearly attacked by a rapist lurking in the alley of a boxing gym, who doesn't know that his target is actually a man. The boxer defends himself by punching the rapist with his powerful right cross to his temple. The would-be rapist's brain compresses and bleeds out inside his skull, causing him to pass out and dying later of blood loss and severe brain damage.
177	Jack 'n' Croaked	Aug. 3, 1911	Lynchburg, Tennessee	Jack Daniel samples the taste of his family whiskey and keeps asking his workers to perfect it. He gets drunk in the process, but finally makes the perfect batch. He decides to update his family recipe which is stored in a safe, but he cannot remember the combination. In a drunken rage, he kicks the safe, and cuts his big toe. The cut soon becomes infected, and he dies of sepsis two weeks later.
657	Dead Heat	Feb. 25, 1998	Syracuse, New York	A woman is cooking for her boyfriend and asks him to smell some spices, not knowing that he has asthma. The asthmatic's inhaler soon runs out of medicine, and the man dies of a massive attack.
096	Poi Vey	May 18, 1989	Honolulu, Hawaii	An Orthodox Jew who is obsessed with a hula dancer decides to stalk her. Depressed over being rejected, he gets drunk for the first time and takes part in a torch ceremony, where he catches himself on fire and is burned to death.
412	ReTired	Apr. 27, 2001	Scottsdale, Arizona	An elderly man goes through his daily ritual of getting into his classic car and reminiscing about his life while in the driver's seat, but on this occasion, he passes away. At the same time, a gangster robs a gas station. The old man's car's emergency brakes slips, and his car starts rolling down a hill while the gangster is crossing the street, running him over with Template:Convert of Chevy steel.

Episode 18: Gratefully Dead

Originally aired Jan. 13, 2010.

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599	Mercury in Uranus	Jul. 28, 1979	Norman, Oklahoma	A man who pleasures himself by shoving large items into his rectum is hospitalized when a shampoo bottle gets stuck there. While left alone after the bottle is removed, he finds a drawer containing glass rectal mercury thermometers and shoves nine of them taped together up his anus. When startled by the doctor, the man jumps back on the bed and accidentally breaks the thermometers while they are still inside him, causing internal bleeding and mercury poisoning.
297	A Turn For the Purse	Oct. 9, 2003	Dallas, Texas	A thief on a bicycle steals a former stripper's purse, threatening her with a screwdriver. When he flees from a man across the street who runs over to help the woman, the thief's bicycle hits a rock, and he is impaled through the heart by the screwdriver as he falls off.
102	Dead Weight	Mar. 9, 2002	Newton, Massachusetts	A drunk weightlifter makes a bet with his workout partner that he can lift a 350 pound I-beam he found at a construction site, but ends up dropping the beam on his chest after losing his grip, crushing his windpipe.
310	Cult Evaded	Sep. 20, 2000	Encino, California	A Gothic foster child is tied to the ground while being subjected to an exorcism that involves an enclosed tent, burnt incense, and coal by her over-religious foster parents and their friends. The smoke from the coals and incense causes carbon monoxide poisoning in the adults, while the goth crawls away to safety due to the layer of fresh air at the bottom of the tent.
463	Smoke-A-Doped	Oct. 14, 1997	Newark, Delaware	A sex addict with a smoking problem is told by her boyfriend to either give up smoking or give up sex. In an attempt to quit overnight, she places nicotine patches all over her body and suffers a heart attack from a nicotine overdose.
655	Two Stoopid	Mar. 15, 2005	Reno, Nevada and Portland, Maine	A drunken man puts a mattress on top of his friend's truck and rides it, but the cord slips from his grip and he flies off the truck at Template:Convert. At the same time, on the other side of the country, another drunk decides to bungee jump off of a cherry picker, but his bungee cord is too long, and he is killed when he hits the ground with rope to spare. Even after he hit the ground, rope was still falling.
204	Cream-ated	Aug. 20, 2008	La Crosse, Wisconsin	A man who was traumatized by his uncle with a cow costume develops a fetish for being humiliated by animals. When this fetish drives him to sneak into a barnyard and drink milk straight from a cow's udder, he bites too hard and is killed when the cow kicks his head.

Episode 19: Come On, Get Deathy

Originally aired Jan. 20, 2010.

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113	Tanks for Nothing	Dec. 7, 2006	St. Augustine, Florida	A Buddhist woman meditates inside a tank of warm water. St. Augustine is a natural habitat for the Florida water moccasin snake, which unknowingly got into the tank. When the woman got in, the snake felt threatened, so it bites her and she dies from the injection of snake venom.
322	The Chokes On You	Jun. 21, 2002	Nashville, Tennessee	A dwarf dates an abusive lover who wants him to make money. He tries to do a musical stand-up comedy act, but he isn't funny. After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of his bored lover, she hits him in the face with her purse and kills him when his harmonica lodges in his throat.
111	Back Broke Mountain	Oct. 29, 2003	Los Angeles, California	An unhappily married couple go for a walk near a cliff. The husband plans on killing his wife to collect her insurance by taking a picture of themselves with his camera and then shoving her off the edge. As the wife tries to get her husband to let go of her, she ends up accidentally shoving him over the edge.
120	Grateful Bed	Nov. 7, 2008	Hollywood, California	A musician who is about to be evicted evades his landlord by hiding behind his Murphy bed, but gets trapped. No one hears him screaming for help because he soundproofed his apartment with empty egg cartons, and he suffocates.
479	Fore Head	Jun. 19, 1998	Waterloo, Iowa	A thief hides behind a "Virtual Golf" display in an arcade to wait for closing time. Bored and impatient, he cuts a hole in the display screen to see outside, and as he's looking, a player hits a golf ball into the screen, which strikes the thief in the forehead, fracturing his skull and sending pieces into his brain.
333	Booty Trapped	Jan. 17, 2007	Paso Robles, California	A gold digger locks herself in a secret room filled with the money she skimmed from her millionaire boyfriend's accounts. As an earthquake shakes the room, bags of money fall on top of the woman, and she is crushed to death.
412	S**t Canned	May 2, 2005	Sioux Falls, South Dakota	A jealous man tries to ruin a wedding by bribing the waiter to slip a laxative into the bride's drink. The waiter at first accepts $100 to slip it into the bride's drink but has a pang of conscience and slips it into the man's drink instead. When the laxative takes effect, the man runs to the bathroom, but the stalls are all occupied, so he relieves himself in a garbage can outside. He gets stuck in the can, and as he struggles to free himself, it starts rolling down the hill and the repeated impact on his head causes brain swelling, bleeding, and eventually death.

Episode 20: Death Watch

Originally aired Jan. 27, 2010.

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238	Washed And Fried	Sep. 28, 2001	Simi Valley, California	Five strippers, desperate to make extra cash, pose as college cheerleaders offering car washes. As they are washing an old widower's dirty van, the exposed cord of a power buffer gets wet and electrocutes the strippers.
300	Bad Hair Day	Aug. 14, 1956	Los Angeles, California	A woman with a B-52 hairstyle goes on a double-date and refuses to let her boyfriend make out with her, afraid it will mess up her hair. While the other couple have sex in the backseat of their car, both she and her date smoke a cigarette outside. The cigarette ignites the hairspray in her hair, burning through her scalp and into her brain.
539	Micro-Whacked	Oct. 21, 1992	Pomona, California	A full-blown drug addict mixes a variety of drugs. During his high, he feels like his lava lamp is flowing too slowly, so he throws it in the microwave. After a few minutes, the liquid inside the lamp boils and enters its gaseous state, expanding and finally exploding, covering the addict's face in boiling oil and launching shards of glass into his face. (Based on the death of Philip Quinn. Instead of a microwave he put the lava lamp on a stove and there was no evidence found by the medical examiners of drug or alcohol use.)
088	Pussy Whipped	May 12, 2000	San Francisco, California	A closet cat-hater, who is also allergic to cats, begrudgingly agrees to look after his girlfriend's cat. In order to pass time, he begins drinking heavily. As he gets more intoxicated and his allergies get progressively irritated, he tries to kick the cat and misses. The rug he is standing on slides, causing him to lose his balance, hit his head, and land face down in the cat's water bowl. The ensuing concussion prevents him from realizing that he is drowning.
457	Blend-Dead	Sep. 19, 1998	Austin, Texas	A woman tries to achieve longevity by eating healthy foods grown in her own garden and blended together in a smoothie. When she is away, her landlord sprays rat poison in her garden. Unaware of her landlord's actions, she consumes the poisoned produce, which thins her blood. She begins to feel ill, so she drinks more and more of her "life juice". This, of course, doesn't help because of the rat poison, so she sprawls across a medicine ball. All of her thinned blood rushes to her head, causing several arteries in her brain to burst and bleed out.
116	Shanks for the Memories	Jun. 19, 2009	Atlanta, Georgia	A disgruntled, "has-been" golf star and her husband get drunk and express their hatred for one another on a public golf course. In the middle of a heated argument, the couple loses focus and crashes their golf cart. The cart rolls down a hill, crushing both of them.
142	Snake Du Jour	Aug. 21, 2001	San Jose, California	The head chef of an illegal restaurant that serves dangerous and endangered animals is bitten on the cheek by a King Cobra that he attempted to turn into his latest dish.

Episode 21: Waking Up Dead

Originally aired Feb. 3, 2010.

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662	Phone Boned	May 10, 2005	Kaisertown, New York	A woman goes to an acupuncturist to cure her addiction to texting. While lying on her back during the treatment, the woman's cell phone rings. She tries to reach for it, but ends up rolling off the table and landing on the floor face-down. The woman dies when one of the acupuncture needles in her chest stabs her through the heart.
521	Toilet Rolled	Aug. 5, 2006	Kingman, Arizona	An alcoholic man drinks while he operates a steamroller and soon has to urinate. He goes inside a portable toilet, but forgets to set the hydraulic brake of the steamroller, which starts to roll down the slanted hill towards the portable toilet. He is eventually crushed by the steamroller as it rolls over the toilet.
559	Mile Die Club	Oct. 2, 1997	Clarkdale, Arizona	An abusive man who is trying to stop his wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane. The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises, and he dies of hypothermia and asphyxia.
140	B**ch Zapped	Jun. 16, 2001	Tampa, Florida	A shrewish woman harshly criticizes her spouse's lawn-mowing techniques, and after getting frustrated, she gives him an example of how he should mow the lawn. While she is mowing, she runs over the cord to an arc welder and is electrocuted, much to the delight of her husband.
311	Texas Fold 'Em	Mar. 7, 1999	Silver City, New Mexico	A junkyard owner cheats in a Texas hold 'em poker game with mob-related players in his car junkyard. They notice and chase the man outside, where he hides in a wrecked minivan. The mechanical claw on one of the machines clamps onto the van, breaking his leg, and carries him to a car crusher, which crushes him to death.
168	Written Offed	Apr. 28, 2009	Glendale, California	An immigrant military-store owner who is facing foreclosure is confronted by a banker ready to repossess his business. After the owner signs a contract he throws the banker's pen in anger. The Banker demands a new pen, particulary the one in the display case. The owner immediately recognizes it as a pen-gun, but even after reluntantly giving it to him, he tries to stop the banker from using it. The banker ignores him and inadvertently aims the gun at himself and shoots himself in the head.
817	Ball 'N Pain	May 1, 2002	San Francisco, California	Two men enjoy themselves inside a zorb ball, but are killed after rolling down a mountain at Template:Convert, repeatedly hitting their skulls and breaking many of their bones.

Episode 22: You're Dead! LOL!

Originally aired Feb. 10, 2010.

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198	Samurai Death Squad	Jul. 17, 2009	Los Angeles, California	An underground group of Japanese-American men and women called the "Samurai Death Squad" try to modernize the art of bushido. They challenge each other's courage by engaging in a modern day jousting match, using tuner cars and spears to attempt to get as close to injuring the other man without actually injuring them. One of the men gets his shoulder cut, causing him to have trouble holding the spear used in the match. Intending to slice his opponent back, he accidentally impales him through his eye and all the way out the back of his head.
856	Shafted	Jan. 8, 1992	Fort Worth, Texas	A claustrophobic employee gets in an elevator with some fellow co-workers. However, the elevator gets stuck. In a desperate attempt to get out, the other employees pry open the doors to let her out. As she is climbing out, the hydraulic brakes fail and the elevator proceeds to descend, crushing her abdomen.
343	Smoked	Jul. 1, 2004	Idaho Falls, Idaho	Two men smoke in their backyard. One man continually asks the other for cigarettes, not paying up for his own. Fed up, the other man loads a shotgun shell with three cigarettes, and shoots his friend in the face as a practical joke. However, the cigarettes impale his friend's head, killing him.
413	Just Plane Dead	Jul. 19, 2001	San Pedro, California	A former pilot and public nuisance flying an RC glider eventually flies it into the direction of the sun, losing view of it. It comes back behind the pilot, impaling him through his chest.
108	Exhaustdead	Oct. 19, 1995	Orlando, Florida	A woman secretly dates another man to escape her verbally abusive boyfriend. When the boyfriend finds out, he drives to the restaurant where the woman is meeting "the other man" and plans to pelt them with his paintball gun. He backs his car against a pile of trash, which blocks the exhaust pipe, allowing high levels of carbon monoxide to fill his car, and he dies from monoxide poisoning.
227	Ruffed Up	Aug. 11, 2004	St. Paul, Minnesota	A desperate woman who hates dogs reluctantly tries to earn money by becoming a dog walker. While in a dog park, the dogs drag her across the ground. She cannot break free from the many leashes tied to her wrist, and she collides with a tree, damaging her temporal lobe and killing her.
115	Lady & The Trampled	Aug. 19, 2001	Sturgis, South Dakota	A drunken, misogynistic biker pulls off a female dancer's top at a bar, and another dancer in her troupe knocks him to the ground in anger. Other men in the bar rush to the stage to see the topless woman, trampling the man and breaking his neck, killing him.

Episode 23: Dead to Rights

Originally aired Feb. 17, 2010.

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118	Blown Job NOTE: This is the second death on the show given this name	Apr. 21, 2001	La Jolla, California	A woman who is addicted to energy drinks attempts to get a promotion at her job, but her sexist (and unbeknownst to her, bisexual) boss will only give her the promotion if she performs fellatio on him. She refuses, and in disgust, she guzzles down multiple energy drinks. When she sees a new male employee get the promotion instead doing what she wouldn't do, she immediately gets angry and confronts her boss. Her anger, combined with extreme amounts of caffeine, causes her to go into cardiac arrest from her caffeine overdose.
355	Anger Damagement	Aug. 6, 2002	Lawrence, Kansas	A group of friends gather at one's house to watch professional wrestling. A newcomer, who met the host at an anger management class, starts picking fights with the other guests. He is killed when he runs headfirst into the widescreen television, embedding glass shards in his face, breaking his neck, and electrocuting him.
235	Wrin-Killed	Jun. 8, 2008	Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania	A purse snatcher is beaten and gets his windpipe crushed by an elderly woman who has 30 years of experience in Taekwondo after attempting to steal her purse.
098	Huffington Toast	Mar. 17, 2008	Seattle, Washington	Three huffers get high off of aerosol fumes from spray paint cans. Later, they find jars of solvent, and one decides to pour it on himself, attempting to get higher. The liquid evaporates quickly and saps the huffer's body heat, and in an attempt to get warm, he asks his friends for a lighter. When one hands him a lit match, his clothes quickly catch fire and he burns to death.
157	Hydro-Co-Done	Jul. 26, 2003	Las Vegas, Nevada	A couple get stoned in their hot tub after overdosing on painkillers and drinking champagne. The temperature gauge malfunctions, and the temperature of the water rises to the boiling point, but they are both too wasted to react and are boiled alive.
218	Samu-Fry	Sep. 18, 2001	Tustin, California	Two Japanese-American teenagers attempt to engage in a katana battle after watching a samurai movie. One of them gets angry with the other for breaking his mom's favorite lamp. The one who breaks it shows no remorse, and attempts to land a deadly strike on his friend during the fight. But his katana slices an electric wire open and he electrocutes himself.
236	Screwged	Dec. 24, 1988	Lansing, Michigan	An elderly scrooge throws rotten fruit at Christmas carolers during a hailstorm. A two-pound chunk of hail strikes him in the head, killing him.

Episode 24: Dead on Dead

Originally aired Feb. 24, 2010.

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101	Weenie Roast	Jul. 20, 2001	Climax, Kansas	A group of men and women on a camping trip play truth or dare. A man is dared by one of the women to urinate on an electric fence. The man follows through with the dare and when the urine makes contact with the fence, he is electrocuted.
202	Reef Stew	Jun. 14, 1981	Fijian Islet	A tribe in the South Pacific cannot find meat during typhoon season, so they are forced to omit it from their diet. When drug smugglers wash up on the beach, the tribe members boil them alive and eat them.
889	Fiddle Licked	Feb. 8, 2008	Washington, D.C.	A terrorist poses as a man out on a date. Meanwhile, a CIA agent poses as a violinist at the same restaurant, attempting to kill the man with a laser gun in her violin case. The Gamma rays from the gun succeed in causing thermal damage on a molecular level to the terrorist's brain.
224	Snakey Breaky Neck	Mar. 2, 1987	Manaus, Brazil	A spoiled rich man vacations in the jungle with a tour guide. Ignoring his tour guide's warnings, he lies down for a nap, and wakes up to find tarantulas all over his body. In horror, he runs out of his tent and leans against a tree. A boa constrictor then wraps around his neck, strangling him to death.
540	Beer Bashed	Apr. 24, 1998	Malibu, California	A rugby team throws a beach party after another game they lost. One of the players get drunk in anger of the game they lost and the rest of the team abandons him for his bullying. In his drunken state, he throws a keg of beer onto a bonfire in an attempt to "warm up" the beer. When the keg heated up to a specific temperature, it explodes and the metal scraps cut through the drunken player's body.
321	Bad Assid	Sep. 21, 2005	Downers Grove, Illinois	A group of people are bored, until their friend shows up with some LSD. One girl, having recently broken up with her boyfriend, takes two hits. The friends begin to play in an empty pool, thinking it was filled with water. The girl who took two hits dives in, and dies when she hits the bottom of the pool.
176	Tree Mugger	Apr. 7, 2001	Flathead Forest, Montana	A nature enthusiast chains himself to a tree to prevent it from being cut down. While chained to the tree, a grizzly bear comes along and eats him alive.

Season 3

Episode 25: Death On A Stick

(Pre Season) Originally aired Aug. 3, 2010.

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354	Blood Bath & Beyond	May 11, 2005	Queens, New York	A landlord uses a fiber optic scope to spy on young female tenants. After a while, he decides to drill holes into the floor above him to check out the woman above in her bathroom. One day while spying on her, the above floor collapses from water damage combined with all the holes he drilled and the tub crushes his head.
418	Easy Slider	May 17, 2008	Henderson, Nevada	A couple finds a pool to hop into while the owners are away. A construction crew had been by earlier, and their tools were still lying around. After getting drunk and playing in the pool, the man takes out a tarp and prepares to slide in the pool, not noticing a nail from a nail gun he had fired earlier sitting in the center of it. He then slides down the tarp and is disemboweled.
337	Mine Over Splatter	May 8, 1985	Da Nang, Vietnam	Three former Vietnamese soldiers are arguing about what is the best aphrodisiac. They play Russian Roulette and no one is killed. They start stomping on the floor in celebration only to soon end up detonating an old land mine which was buried under their shack, blowing themselves up.
261	Gum's the Word	December 9, 2003	Palm Springs, California	A male nurse seduces elderly women in order to steal her money. On this particular occasion, he kisses a woman with dentures and intensely bad breath. Desperate to freshen his mouth, he finds what he believes to be breath mints in the woman's bathroom, but they turn out to be denture whitening tablets. To wash the taste of the tablets away, he drinks from a glass of water, not knowing it was used to dissolve the tablets. The tablet eats away at his flesh and fills his lungs with foam, eventually suffocating him.
378	Bird Brained	May 31, 2007	New York, New York	A bachelorette has a party in a limousine with her friends. She plans not to drink too much alcohol, until her friends give her absinthe. In her drunken stupor, she sticks her head out of the limousine's sunroof and a low flying bird flies into her open mouth, snapping her neck and killing her.
919	Inquisi-Torn	June 8, 1483	Córdoba, Spain	An inventor of the Spanish donkey is denounced as a heretic during the Spanish Inquisition. He is then placed on his own device and is slowly split in half through his pelvis.
87	Boys 2 Dead	June 23, 2009	Canoga Park, California	A one-hit wonder boy band is performing for a very small, unenthusiastic crowd at a bar. The ego-maniacal lead singer decides to do a stage dive. He jumps into the crowd and with no adoring fans to catch him, he falls to the ground and shatters his spinal cord, causing paralysis and shortly after dies from lack of oxygen.

Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Originally aired Sept. 14, 2010.

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400	Fat-Ality	May 15, 2006	Austin, Texas	An obese man dreams of becoming a bodybuilder, but is too lazy to exercise and can't afford to pay for a liposuction. He calls a friend and asks him to give him liposuction by using a shop-vac. The friend accidentally latches onto the man's intestines, and begins sucking them out. The friend manages to turn off the shop-vac, but turns it off too late and the man dies from blood loss and shock.
608	Catch & Decease	June 17, 2008	The Amazon	A man that hired two men to find gold at the Amazon River gets hot and decides to go for a swim. Then he had to go pee which attracted a candiru. He then rips it out and starts bleeding a lot. The blood then attracts piranhas which eventually eat him to death.
278	Gas Holed	Jan. 5, 2009	Palm Beach, Florida	A proctologist is giving a pole dancer across the street an operation. Unaware that she ate a hot dog after the doctor said not to eat anything 12 hours before the operation, she forgot to tell him. When the doctor uses a tool by her colon, she farts and it sends a fireball down his windpipe and completely fries his lungs.
869	Back Stabbed	10th Century	Scotland	The king of a viking clan goes on an expedition and leaves the place to his younger brother. He apparently has sex with the women. A few months later the viking king catches his brother with the vikings wife. He is then sentenced to die by blood eagle. His lungs are ripped out, causing the victim to suffocate.
617	USSR-Dead	Oct. 12, 1989	Brighton Beach, New York	A Ukrainian immigrant went around hitting people in the head with a tire iron. He wants to join a group of two other bad guys. So they decide to celebrate. They kept drinking and drinking, but then their bartender accidentally pours acid in their cups. That s the three men's organs, killing them.
55	Cardiac-A-Breast	August 2, 2006	Galena, Illinois	A women was picking out a dress for a party to impress the guys. When she got there to the party suddenly a storm appeared. One bolt of lightning struck her in the heart and out through her left leg, shocking her, and she died instantly.
303	Road Killed	July 10, 2008	Bend, Oregon	A nature-loving hippie on her way to a hemp convention accidentally runs over a raccoon. Distraught, she tries to perform CPR on the animal and, while looking up to inhale, gets decapitated by the bumper of a passing truck whose driver did not see her in the middle of the road.

=Episode 27: Stupid is as Stupid Dies

Originally aired Sept. 21, 2010.

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444	Jaw Boned	July 4, 2004	Orangeville, Michigan	A once-promising chemist has now become a drug addict who spends his days making crystal meth in the garage of his house and chewing on a 6-day-old piece of gum that he regularly dips in citric acid to keep it moist and fresh. In the man's drug-addled rush, he accidentally dips the gum in red phosphorus instead. The force of his chewing causes it to explode, blowing off his jawbone and making his brain bleed out on the table.
412	Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow	May 1, 1968	San Francisco, California	A female nudist painter lapses into a coma and dies after months of digestive problems caused by her trichophagia. At the morgue, the coroners discover a trichobezoar in her intestines, which was clogged with enough hair and undigested food to cause intestinal rupturing and internal bleeding.
620	Mudder Sucked	November 21, 2009	Brentwood, California	A strict, sadistic pledge master (and military brat) at a sorority bullies her pledges during frosh week. At the end of the week, the pledges are instructed to build a mud wrestling pit for a charity event, but as the pledge master continues to harass them, one of the pledges gets fed up and attacks her. The pledge master proves to be the superior fighter, with the other pledges having to drag their defeated friend out of the pit. But as the pledge master is celebrating her victory, she begins to fall into the sinkhole that was beneath the ring the pledges were building and is sucked into the ground, eventually dying of suffocation from the tons of dirt and mud pressing on her chest.
223	Offed The Hook	July 17, 2003	Black Rock, Oregon	A survivalist armed with a shotgun, a chain and meat hook is shown dying in three scenarios (the last of which actually happened to him): 1) Electrocuted after throwing his meat hook onto a power line so he can poach electricity for his TV, 2) Hanged on a tree branch after using his meat hook and chain to string up an elk carcass, and 3) Tripping in a ditch and performing an accidental tracheotomy after swallowing his own meat hook.
672	Erecto-Phobia	June 09, 2007	Washington, D.C.	A man cheating on his girlfriend gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of her grocery bag. The spider's venom causes his blood vessels to dilate, resulting in a permanent erection. After having sex with two other women, the venom causes him to have a heart attack
299	Fansicle	October 19, 2009	Cool Rapids, Michigan	A football fanatic paints himself in his team's colors (blue and white) and goes to a game in freezing weather. Sitting drunk and half-naked in the stands, he begins to develop hypothermia; however, no one can tell due to his blue paint and he loses the ability to speak, quickly freezing to death.
517	Tongue Tied	April 16, 2006	Long Beach, California	A group of teens play a game in which two of them kiss while in adjacent moving cars. The couple's tongue piercings get tangled in each other, and they are decapitated by a forklift traveling between the cars.

Episode 28: Nightmare of Death

Originally aired Apr. 16, 2012.​

Episode 28: Dead Wrongs

Originally aired September 28, 2010

Death #	"Event"Name	Date of Death		Circumstances of Death
179	Pam Caked!	October 19, 2007	Beaumont,TX	A cruel high school cheerleader captain gets jealous when a new girl joins the cheerleader squad, becomes the new flyer, and dates the quarterback who was previously dating the captain. On homecoming night, as the girls are about to do the heel stretch formation with the new girl on top, the captain lets her go, and she falls. Before the captain can gloat, she steps in front of the banner and gets trampled by the football team as they run through it, killing her.
124	Bibli-killed (a.k.a. E-I-E-I-OWW)	June 6, 2006	Hancock, IA	Two con artists posing as preachers go around the country handing out Bibles and having sex with their female customers. One day, they end up at a farm, where they attempt to have sex with the farmer's granddaughter. Hearing the commotion, the farmer's wife chases the men with a shotgun. They hide in a grain silo. However, when one of the men uses a lighter to see where they are, he ends up killing himself and his partner by causing a dust explosion.
779	Eel Effects	May 10, 2007	Washington, D.C.	At a sushi chef school, only 2 out of 25 students have graduated. As a custom, the head sushi chef shares shots of sake with his students to celebrate their graduation. After he passes out drunk, the students decide to put a Japanese eeldown his pants as payback for the chef's abusive puni68.52.255.156 02:56, February 16, 2013 (UTC)shments (one of which was threatening to shove an eel up their rectums). The eel slithers through his rectum and eats its way out causing him to bleed to death.
207	Glow Job (a.k.a. Glow Schmoe)	May 1, 2006	Los Angeles, CA	A drug dealer does business at a rave, but gets bored when business slows down. He then decides to take a few hits of ecstasy. In his high, he injects himself with fluid from a glow stick and dies of phenol poisoning.
557	D-Parted (a.k.a. Blade Sunner)	September 20, 2008	Reno, NV	A recently divorced woman (played by Christina DeRosa) attempts to seduce three construction workers into her house. When she asks one of them to put sun tan lotion on her back while wearing nothing more than a bikini, he looses control of theconcrete saw, which launches the blade at the woman and bisects her through her torso, causing instant death.
746	Pornicated (a.k.a. Hoard Knock Life)	April 19, 2010	Tucson, AZ	A porn addicted compulsive hoarder throws out everything in his wife's vanity to make room for his dirty movies, prompting his long-suffering wife of 35 years to leave him. Unfazed, the man continues to feed his addiction, but forgets to eat and drink. Disoriented, he begins to stagger his way out of the house, but because he has been hoarding so much X-rated material over the years, he gets trapped, collapses on the floor from severe dehydration, and dies.
156	Hard Balled (a.k.a. Jock Shocked)	April 2, 2006	Durham, NC	A lacrosse player and a bully hurls lacrosse balls at other students to impress some girls. One ball bounces off the wall, and when he is distracted by the most attractive girl at the school walking by, it hits him in the chest and triggerscommotio cordis, causing him to die of arrhythmia

Episode 29: Wedding Crasher Part 1

Originally aired Apr. 30, 2012.

Episode 30: Wedding Crasher Part 2

Originally aired May. 7, 2012.

Episode 31: Wedding Crasher Part 3

Originally aired May. 14, 2012.

Episode 32: Happy Death

Originally aired May. 21, 2012.

Episode 33: Dice Rock

Originally aired May. 28, 2012

Episode 34: 1000 BC

Originally aired January. 8, 2013

Episode 35: Mystery Called

Originally aired January. 29, 2013

Episode 36: 3D Zappers

2 Men were watching football in 3D. One guy got mad and punched the tv, the same time their bird escaes from its cage and bites the cord, Electricuting him.